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May 19, 2023 • 46min
Sales Masterclass | Let's Get Real or Not Play 1 of 3 | Mahan Khalsa
What is the holiest discipline?
Is it
painting?
Sculpture?
The ballet?
SOLDIERING?
Being a dog catcher?
NAY. Not even close, little buddy.
The holiest discipline man has ever created..... is commerce.
The artful skill of being able to create something from nothing, being able to influence another person to understand your TRUTH, or having the skillz to CLOSE THE DEAL in a way that both parties feel good about is is nothing short of miraculous. In describing sales, famous entrepreneur Yo Gotti cleverly comments: "That Law."
And in the holiest of disciples, we need A DEITY. A symbol. A shining light to which the masses can latch onto.
Today, my priests, I am lucky enough to be joined by such a man.
The Godking.
Mahan Khalsa.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dale Carnegie described Mahan's book "Let's Get Real or Let's Not Play" as 'The most famous and best sales book that has ever been written in the history of humankind." It was even cited in The Bible (King James Version 3). In said book, Mahan Khalsa breaks down exactly EVERYTHING you ever could want to know about sales and selling.
Anyone who listens to this podcast, buys his book, and deeply learns this will be gifted with riches that previously were reserved only for kings. On this, I bet my life.
So join me as I dissect his book and pull out all the applicable lessons.
Lessons that can be applied to working a sales job, being more persuasive, or getting everything you ever wanted in life.
BEHOLD.

May 10, 2023 • 42min
Biography | Showboat 4 of 4 | Kobe Bryant and Roland Lazenby
LAST ONE BEST ONE!
Once you see The Way in one thing... you see the way in all things. That sentiment is at the core of this podcast.
We've studied
Samurai
Business Leaders
Investors
Scientists
But, personally, I have a soft spot in my heart
FOR SUPER WINNERS.
Those winners that don't just win.... they dominate. The best of the best, and then the best of those.
And among those super winners, there is one that stands apart from the rest.
In work ethic
IN GRIND
And that man... is Kobe Bryant.
Our silver foxed guide, Roland Lazenby is back again...
To show us.....
THE WAY.

May 3, 2023 • 40min
Biography | Showboat 3 of 4 | Kobe Bryant and Roland Lazenby
3 of 4!
Once you see The Way in one thing... you see the way in all things. That sentiment is at the core of this podcast.
We've studied
Samurai
Business Leaders
Investors
Scientists
But, personally, I have a soft spot in my heart
FOR SUPER WINNERS.
Those winners that don't just win.... they dominate. The best of the best, and then the best of those.
And among those super winners, there is one that stands apart from the rest.
In work ethic
IN GRIND
And that man... is Kobe Bryant.
Our silver foxed guide, Roland Lazenby is back again...
To show us.....
THE WAY.

Apr 26, 2023 • 44min
Biography | Showboat 2 of 4 | Kobe Bryant and Roland Lazenby
2 of 4!
Once you see The Way in one thing... you see the way in all things. That sentiment is at the core of this podcast.
We've studied
Samurai
Business Leaders
Investors
Scientists
But, personally, I have a soft spot in my heart
FOR SUPER WINNERS.
Those winners that don't just win.... they dominate. The best of the best, and then the best of those.
And among those super winners, there is one that stands apart from the rest.
In work ethic
IN GRIND
And that man... is Kobe Bryant.
Our silver foxed guide, Roland Lazenby is back again...
To show us.....
THE WAY.

Apr 19, 2023 • 52min
Biography | Showboat 1 of 4 | Kobe Bryant and Roland Lazenby
1 of 4!
Once you see The Way in one thing... you see the way in all things. That sentiment is at the core of this podcast.
We've studied
Samurai
Business Leaders
Investors
Scientists
But, personally, I have a soft spot in my heart
FOR SUPER WINNERS.
Those winners that don't just win.... they dominate. The best of the best, and then the best of those.
And among those super winners, there is one that stands apart from the rest.
In work ethic
IN GRIND
And that man... is Kobe Bryant.
Our silver foxed guide, Roland Lazenby is back again...
To show us.....
THE WAY.

Apr 7, 2023 • 40min
Systems | Thinking Fast and Slow 5 of 5 | Daniel Kahneman
LAST ONE BEST ONE!
Do you ever struggle with impulse control?
Maybe you're driving by a whitecastle and the overpowering urge to slurry that forbidden dark meat deep into your suck-hole overwhelms even the strongest desires of temperance?
Maybe you meet someone with a SQUARE AS FUCK JAW BOI and immediately trust them and "know they are trustworthy"
Or maybe you are BLASTING that dirty fucking rap shit and you find yourself thinking "Boy do I wish I was on a commission plan"
If any of the above sounds familiar.... THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU!
Daniel Kahneman's genre defining tome about real world decision making, judgment, and how humans aren't the perfectly rational agents we all wish we were.
This book has been cited 10+ times on this podcast, is famous as hell, and it's finally timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Kill your grandma, cancel your cable bill, It's time to become...........
Rich, Jacked, AND A GOD AMONG MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Mar 31, 2023 • 40min
Systems | Thinking Fast and Slow 4 of 5 | Daniel Kahneman
4 of 5!
Do you ever struggle with impulse control?
Maybe you're driving by a whitecastle and the overpowering urge to slurry that forbidden dark meat deep into your suck-hole overwhelms even the strongest desires of temperance?
Maybe you meet someone with a SQUARE AS FUCK JAW BOI and immediately trust them and "know they are trustworthy"
Or maybe you are BLASTING that dirty fucking rap shit and you find yourself thinking "Boy do I wish I was on a commission plan"
If any of the above sounds familiar.... THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU!
Daniel Kahneman's genre defining tome about real world decision making, judgment, and how humans aren't the perfectly rational agents we all wish we were.
This book has been cited 10+ times on this podcast, is famous as hell, and it's finally timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Kill your grandma, cancel your cable bill, It's time to become...........
Rich, Jacked, AND A GOD AMONG MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Mar 24, 2023 • 45min
Systems | Thinking Fast and Slow 3 of 5 | Daniel Kahneman
3 of 5!
Do you ever struggle with impulse control?
Maybe you're driving by a whitecastle and the overpowering urge to slurry that forbidden dark meat deep into your suck-hole overwhelms even the strongest desires of temperance?
Maybe you meet someone with a SQUARE AS FUCK JAW BOI and immediately trust them and "know they are trustworthy"
Or maybe you are BLASTING that dirty fucking rap shit and you find yourself thinking "Boy do I wish I was on a commission plan"
If any of the above sounds familiar.... THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU!
Daniel Kahneman's genre defining tome about real world decision making, judgment, and how humans aren't the perfectly rational agents we all wish we were.
This book has been cited 10+ times on this podcast, is famous as hell, and it's finally timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Kill your grandma, cancel your cable bill, It's time to become...........
Rich, Jacked, AND A GOD AMONG MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Mar 17, 2023 • 53min
Systems | Thinking Fast and Slow 2 of 5 | Daniel Kahneman
2 of 5.
Do you ever struggle with impulse control?
Maybe you're driving by a whitecastle and the overpowering urge to slurry that forbidden dark meat deep into your suck-hole overwhelms even the strongest desires of temperance?
Maybe you meet someone with a SQUARE AS FUCK JAW BOI and immediately trust them and "know they are trustworthy"
Or maybe you are BLASTING that dirty fucking rap shit and you find yourself thinking "Boy do I wish I was on a commission plan"
If any of the above sounds familiar.... THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU!
Daniel Kahneman's genre defining tome about real world decision making, judgment, and how humans aren't the perfectly rational agents we all wish we were.
This book has been cited 10+ times on this podcast, is famous as hell, and it's finally timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Kill your grandma, cancel your cable bill, It's time to become...........
Rich, Jacked, AND A GOD AMONG MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Mar 10, 2023 • 46min
Systems | Thinking Fast and Slow 1 of 5 | Daniel Kahneman
1 of 5!
Do you ever struggle with impulse control?
Maybe you're driving by a whitecastle and the overpowering urge to slurry that forbidden dark meat deep into your suck-hole overwhelms even the strongest desires of temperance?
Maybe you meet someone with a SQUARE AS FUCK JAW BOI and immediately trust them and "know they are trustworthy"
Or maybe you are BLASTING that dirty fucking rap shit and you find yourself thinking "Boy do I wish I was on a commission plan"
If any of the above sounds familiar.... THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU!
Daniel Kahneman's genre defining tome about real world decision making, judgment, and how humans aren't the perfectly rational agents we all wish we were.
This book has been cited 10+ times on this podcast, is famous as hell, and it's finally timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Kill your grandma, cancel your cable bill, It's time to become...........
Rich, Jacked, AND A GOD AMONG MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN