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Aug 9, 2023 • 49min
Systems | Atomic Habits 2 of 4 | James Clear
2 of 4!
Is there a way for a MAN to become rich if you give him a single coin? Obviously not.
Or is there?
Stack enough coins on top of each other.... and everyone HAS to agree that that same man is RICH.
And that, is what we're about to get learned up on today.
The small little things that we can do.... every day.... to ultimately wake up 5 years from now IMMORTAL.
Building on habit science, James teaches us how to engineer our environment for massive output, without feeling like we're working that hard.
You know that Nazgul scream Will Ramos does in TO THE HELLFIRE?
IF that growl was a book.
This is it.
GET READY. BEHOLD.

Aug 2, 2023 • 52min
Systems | Atomic Habits 1 of 4 | James Clear
Is there a way for a MAN to become rich if you give him a single coin? Obviously not.
Or is there?
Stack enough coins on top of each other.... and everyone HAS to agree that that same man is RICH.
And that, is what we're about to get learned up on today.
The small little things that we can do.... every day.... to ultimately wake up 5 years from now IMMORTAL.
Building on habit science, James teaches us how to engineer our environment for massive output, without feeling like we're working that hard.
You know that Nazgul scream Will Ramos does in TO THE HELLFIRE?
IF that growl was a book.
This is it.
GET READY. BEHOLD.

Jul 21, 2023 • 54min
Self Defense | The Gift of Fear 3 of 3 | Gavin De Becker
3 of 3!
What is the scariest thing you can imagine?
Being small?
Not having any money?
Waking up in jail with no memory of how you got there?
While all of those might be scary, there is ONE thing that scares most all humans.....
And that is interpersonal violence.
The true randomness, unpredictability, and knowledge that at any moment your life could be snuffed out LIKE A FART strikes terror into even the wisest of men.
But.
What if I told you, that everything you need to know to predict and avoid violence...Is already inside you? Your intuition.
THAT AND MORE is what Gavin is here to teach us today.
Listen up, this series might just save your life.

Jul 14, 2023 • 45min
Self Defense | The Gift of Fear 2 of 3 | Gavin De Becker
2 of 3
What is the scariest thing you can imagine?
Being small?
Not having any money?
Waking up in jail with no memory of how you got there?
While all of those might be scary, there is ONE thing that scares most all humans.....
And that is interpersonal violence.
The true randomness, unpredictability, and knowledge that at any moment your life could be snuffed out LIKE A FART strikes terror into even the wisest of men.
But.
What if I told you, that everything you need to know to predict and avoid violence...Is already inside you? Your intuition.
THAT AND MORE is what Gavin is here to teach us today.
Listen up, this series might just save your life.

Jul 7, 2023 • 42min
Self Defense | The Gift of Fear 1 of 3 | Gavin De Becker
What is the scariest thing you can imagine?
Being small?
Not having any money?
Waking up in jail with no memory of how you got there?
While all of those might be scary, there is ONE thing that scares most all humans.....
And that is interpersonal violence.
The true randomness, unpredictability, and knowledge that at any moment your life could be snuffed out LIKE A FART strikes terror into even the wisest of men.
But.
What if I told you, that everything you need to know to predict and avoid violence...Is already inside you? Your intuition.
THAT AND MORE is what Gavin is here to teach us today.
Listen up, this series might just save your life.

Jun 28, 2023 • 42min
Sales Masterclass | The New Strategic Selling 3 of 3 | Miller & Heiman
Last and final episode!!!
Many moons ago, world famous Jiu Jitsu competitor asked John Danaher a question that changed his life forever.
"Why ignore 50% of the human body?"
That one simple question, opened John's mind to the possibilities..... of LEGLOCKS. John went on to build the most comprehensive leglock system in the history of martial arts and has FOR SURE crippled grown men. In martial arts, there is a process. A best way of doing things.
And... my priests.... there is also a process... for sales.
Bonding and rapport, upfront contract, pain, money, then decision.
You do all of these first... Then, at that point, IF AND ONLY IF, you truly understand the prospect's needs, do you give a sales presentation. Present on exactly what they care about.. and close the deal. But just like leglocks, one step of the process is widely misunderstood, frequently ignored, and goddamn important.
The decision step.
And that's what we're about to learn up on today.
How to navigate all the decision makers in a complex sale. What to do, how to think, and the tools you need... to ultimately close giant deals, make helly commissions, and become.....
Rich. Jacked. And a god among men.
Behold.

Jun 21, 2023 • 40min
Sales Masterclass | The New Strategic Selling 2 of 3 | Miller & Heiman
2 of 3!
Many moons ago, world famous Jiu Jitsu competitor asked John Danaher a question that changed his life forever.
"Why ignore 50% of the human body?"
That one simple question, opened John's mind to the possibilities..... of LEGLOCKS. John went on to build the most comprehensive leglock system in the history of martial arts and has FOR SURE crippled grown men. In martial arts, there is a process. A best way of doing things.
And... my priests.... there is also a process... for sales.
Bonding and rapport, upfront contract, pain, money, then decision.
You do all of these first... Then, at that point, IF AND ONLY IF, you truly understand the prospect's needs, do you give a sales presentation. Present on exactly what they care about.. and close the deal. But just like leglocks, one step of the process is widely misunderstood, frequently ignored, and goddamn important.
The decision step.
And that's what we're about to learn up on today.
How to navigate all the decision makers in a complex sale. What to do, how to think, and the tools you need... to ultimately close giant deals, make helly commissions, and become.....
Rich. Jacked. And a god among men.
Behold.

Jun 14, 2023 • 49min
Sales Masterclass | The New Strategic Selling 1 of 3 | Miller & Heiman
Many moons ago, world famous Jiu Jitsu competitor asked John Danaher a question that changed his life forever.
"Why ignore 50% of the human body?"
That one simple question, opened John's mind to the possibilities..... of LEGLOCKS. John went on to build the most comprehensive leglock system in the history of martial arts and has FOR SURE crippled grown men. In martial arts, there is a process. A best way of doing things.
And... my priests.... there is also a process... for sales.
Bonding and rapport, upfront contract, pain, money, then decision.
You do all of these first... Then, at that point, IF AND ONLY IF, you truly understand the prospect's needs, do you give a sales presentation. Present on exactly what they care about.. and close the deal. But just like leglocks, one step of the process is widely misunderstood, frequently ignored, and goddamn important.
The decision step.
And that's what we're about to learn up on today.
How to navigate all the decision makers in a complex sale. What to do, how to think, and the tools you need... to ultimately close giant deals, make helly commissions, and become.....
Rich. Jacked. And a god among men.
Behold.

Jun 2, 2023 • 41min
Sales Masterclass | Let's Get Real or Let's Not Play 3 of 3 | Mahan Khalsa
LAST ONE BEST ONE!
What is the holiest discipline?
Is it
painting?
Sculpture?
The ballet?
SOLDIERING?
Being a dog catcher?
NAY. Not even close, little buddy.
The holiest discipline man has ever created..... is commerce.
The artful skill of being able to create something from nothing, being able to influence another person to understand your TRUTH, or having the skillz to CLOSE THE DEAL in a way that both parties feel good about is is nothing short of miraculous. In describing sales, famous entrepreneur Yo Gotti cleverly comments: "That Law."
And in the holiest of disciples, we need A DEITY. A symbol. A shining light to which the masses can latch onto.
Today, my priests, I am lucky enough to be joined by such a man.
The Godking.
Mahan Khalsa.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dale Carnegie described Mahan's book "Let's Get Real or Let's Not Play" as 'The most famous and best sales book that has ever been written in the history of humankind." It was even cited in The Bible (King James Version 3). In said book, Mahan Khalsa breaks down exactly EVERYTHING you ever could want to know about sales and selling.
Anyone who listens to this podcast, buys his book, and deeply learns this will be gifted with riches that previously were reserved only for kings. On this, I bet my life.
So join me as I dissect his book and pull out all the applicable lessons.
Lessons that can be applied to working a sales job, being more persuasive, or getting everything you ever wanted in life.
BEHOLD.

May 26, 2023 • 49min
Sales Masterclass | Let's Get Real or Let's Not Play 2 of 3 | Mahan Khalsa
2 of 3!!!
What is the holiest discipline?
Is it
painting?
Sculpture?
The ballet?
SOLDIERING?
Being a dog catcher?
NAY. Not even close, little buddy.
The holiest discipline man has ever created..... is commerce.
The artful skill of being able to create something from nothing, being able to influence another person to understand your TRUTH, or having the skillz to CLOSE THE DEAL in a way that both parties feel good about is is nothing short of miraculous. In describing sales, famous entrepreneur Yo Gotti cleverly comments: "That Law."
And in the holiest of disciples, we need A DEITY. A symbol. A shining light to which the masses can latch onto.
Today, my priests, I am lucky enough to be joined by such a man.
The Godking.
Mahan Khalsa.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dale Carnegie described Mahan's book "Let's Get Real or Let's Not Play" as 'The most famous and best sales book that has ever been written in the history of humankind." It was even cited in The Bible (King James Version 3). In said book, Mahan Khalsa breaks down exactly EVERYTHING you ever could want to know about sales and selling.
Anyone who listens to this podcast, buys his book, and deeply learns this will be gifted with riches that previously were reserved only for kings. On this, I bet my life.
So join me as I dissect his book and pull out all the applicable lessons.
Lessons that can be applied to working a sales job, being more persuasive, or getting everything you ever wanted in life.
BEHOLD.