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Mar 1, 2023 • 52min
Michael Jordan: The Life 4 of 4 | Roland Lazenby
4 of 4!!
"You are the sum total of the 5 people you spend the most time with."
Ever since I heard that quote, I knew I needed to up my game. I ended old friendships, put my dog down, and resolved to only hang out with the greats.
Only problem is....
I live on a compound in Indiana.
So, since I can't ACTUALLY hang out with geniuses all the time, I've found a clever workaround.
Study them.
Roland Lazenby takes us on a mystical journey, a deep analysis of THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, Michael Jordan. Written with mindblowing prose, this series goes by quick.
DRINK every time Roland shows his MASTERY of the English Language.
Good luck.

Feb 22, 2023 • 38min
Michael Jordan: The Life 3 of 4 | Roland Lazenby
3 of 4!!!
"You are the sum total of the 5 people you spend the most time with."
Ever since I heard that quote, I knew I needed to up my game. I ended old friendships, put my dog down, and resolved to only hang out with the greats.
Only problem is....
I live on a compound in Indiana.
So, since I can't ACTUALLY hang out with geniuses all the time, I've found a clever workaround.
Study them.
Roland Lazenby takes us on a mystical journey, a deep analysis of THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, Michael Jordan. Written with mindblowing prose, this series goes by quick.
DRINK every time Roland shows his MASTERY of the English Language.
Good luck.

Feb 15, 2023 • 51min
Michael Jordan: The Life 2 of 4 | Roland Lazenby
2 of 4!
"You are the sum total of the 5 people you spend the most time with."
Ever since I heard that quote, I knew I needed to up my game. I ended old friendships, put my dog down, and resolved to only hang out with the greats.
Only problem is....
I live on a compound in Indiana.
So, since I can't ACTUALLY hang out with geniuses all the time, I've found a clever workaround.
Study them.
Roland Lazenby takes us on a mystical journey, a deep analysis of THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, Michael Jordan. Written with mindblowing prose, this series goes by quick.
DRINK every time Roland shows his MASTERY of the English Language.
Good luck.

Feb 8, 2023 • 49min
Michael Jordan: The Life 1 of 4 | Roland Lazenby
1 of 4!!!
"You are the sum total of the 5 people you spend the most time with."
Ever since I heard that quote, I knew I needed to up my game. I ended old friendships, put my dog down, and resolved to only hang out with the greats.
Only problem is....
I live on a compound in Indiana.
So, since I can't ACTUALLY hang out with geniuses all the time, I've found a clever workaround.
Study them.
Roland Lazenby takes us on a mystical journey, a deep analysis of THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, Michael Jordan. Written with mindblowing prose, this series goes by quick.
DRINK every time Roland shows his MASTERY of the English Language.
Good luck.

Jan 27, 2023 • 38min
Learning | Mindset 4 of 4 | Carol Dweck
LAST ONE LETS GOOO
When you know... you know.
This series has been a long time coming.
The OG book on learning, responsible for 90% of any current and future success in my life.
Carol Dweck, noted black haired vixen and psychologist extraordinaire teaches us about that ONE COOL TRICK to 100x our performance. As powerful as having limes on a long sea voyage, bringing a GUN to a knife fight, or a double leg takedown on concrete...... Carol is here to learn us up on...
The Growth Mindset.
If you've ever wondered how DRACULA felt in that scene in Van Helsing when he gets that crazy look in his eye and then says "Children of the night.. what music they make"......WONDER NO MORE.
Straight fucking knowledge dropping from the void.
What have I done? Behold.

Jan 20, 2023 • 45min
Learning | Mindset 3 of 4 | Carol Dweck
3 of 4!
When you know... you know.
This series has been a long time coming.
The OG book on learning, responsible for 90% of any current and future success in my life.
Carol Dweck, noted black haired vixen and psychologist extraordinaire teaches us about that ONE COOL TRICK to 100x our performance. As powerful as having limes on a long sea voyage, bringing a GUN to a knife fight, or a double leg takedown on concrete...... Carol is here to learn us up on...
The Growth Mindset.
If you've ever wondered how DRACULA felt in that scene in Van Helsing when he gets that crazy look in his eye and then says "Children of the night.. what music they make"......WONDER NO MORE.
Straight fucking knowledge dropping from the void.
What have I done? Behold.

Jan 13, 2023 • 41min
Learning | Mindset 2 of 4 | Carol Dweck
Episode 2 of 4!!
When you know... you know.
This series has been a long time coming.
The OG book on learning, responsible for 90% of any current and future success in my life.
Carol Dweck, noted black haired vixen and psychologist extraordinaire teaches us about that ONE COOL TRICK to 100x our performance. As powerful as having limes on a long sea voyage, bringing a GUN to a knife fight, or a double leg takedown on concrete...... Carol is here to learn us up on...
The Growth Mindset.
If you've ever wondered how DRACULA felt in that scene in Van Helsing when he gets that crazy look in his eye and then says "Children of the night.. what music they make"......WONDER NO MORE.
Straight fucking knowledge dropping from the void.
What have I done? Behold.

Jan 6, 2023 • 42min
Learning | Mindset 1 of 4 | Carol Dweck
When you know... you know.
This series has been a long time coming.
The OG book on learning, responsible for 90% of any current and future success in my life.
Carol Dweck, noted black haired vixen and psychologist extraordinaire teaches us about that ONE COOL TRICK to 100x our performance. As powerful as having limes on a long sea voyage, bringing a GUN to a knife fight, or a double leg takedown on concrete...... Carol is here to learn us up on...
The Growth Mindset.
If you've ever wondered how DRACULA felt in that scene in Van Helsing when he gets that crazy look in his eye and then says "Children of the night.. what music they make"......WONDER NO MORE.
Straight fucking knowledge dropping from the void.
What have I done? Behold.

Dec 28, 2022 • 35min
Self Defense | On Combat 4 of 4 | Dave Grossman
LAST ONE BEST ONE
One of the best ways to accelerate learning is to find the outliers and STUDY their methods. What secrets to they possess that normal people can steal for fun and profit? Have they taught other people their methods? What can we learn from them?
Speaking of outliers.....
What about people who can perform FLAWLESSLY under the highest levels of stress the world can throw at them?
Combat.
This book is unlike any other. A deep, long, HARD, and wide treatise on what happens to humans when they see the elephant and have to defend themselves. This surreal landscape contains
tunnel vision
auditory exclusion
slow motion time
SO MUCH MORE
Tune in now if you want to answer the age old question "AM I TOUGH ENOUGH?" or happen to be interested in performing under pressure and being a savage.
All hail.

Dec 21, 2022 • 40min
Self Defense | On Combat 3 of 4 | Dave Grossman
3 of 4!
One of the best ways to accelerate learning is to find the outliers and STUDY their methods. What secrets to they possess that normal people can steal for fun and profit? Have they taught other people their methods? What can we learn from them?
Speaking of outliers.....
What about people who can perform FLAWLESSLY under the highest levels of stress the world can throw at them?
Combat.
This book is unlike any other. A deep, long, HARD, and wide treatise on what happens to humans when they see the elephant and have to defend themselves. This surreal landscape contains
tunnel vision
auditory exclusion
slow motion time
SO MUCH MORE
Tune in now if you want to answer the age old question "AM I TOUGH ENOUGH?" or happen to be interested in performing under pressure and being a savage.
All hail.