Therapy Gecko

A caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation.Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a final caller from England seeks advice on how to confront their younger brother about smoking too much weed. It’s a big weed episode. I’m trying to smoke less weed myself. We will see how that goes.I hope this did not find you well. Just kidding. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller wonders whether or not he should have called the fire department on someone.Then a caller may or may not be lying about his attraction to furry women, and a final caller tells the story of how a young guy she met on Omegle has become her soulmate.COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVEhttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofileCOME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival)https://www.ticketweb.com/event/wet-city-comedy-fest-day-the-crocodile-tickets/13710008Blow off all your errands. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate. Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina, a caller feels smothered by their obligations to their family, a student is sick of studying, and a final caller gets divorced at age 22. COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVEhttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofile COME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival)https://www.ticketweb.com/event/wet-city-comedy-fest-day-the-crocodile-tickets/13710008Santa isn’t as cool as he thinks he is. I am a gecko.   Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller’s life is turned upside down after their partner of 7 years leaves them for a woman in a foreign country that they met online. Life is crazy.Afterwards I talk to a fellow online creator about what it’s like to have a fake funny job.Then I end the podcast with a deep conversation I had in real life with a complete stranger I met on the docks of a beach in Australia. It was very interesting.Check out the entire Australian beach video here: https://youtu.be/ut7j20hrNMUIt feels nice to touch giant rocks. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller describes the impasse she’s reached with her older brother who uses her toothbrush and also threatens to kill her sometimes. It is a Boston tale.Then I talk to a caller about why I love Spirit airlines (they did not pay me to say that) and a final caller opens up about seeing themselves in 3rd person and trying to feel comfortable in their own skin.You’ll get there. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now.Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeon goer and a conservative christian, and I catch up with a couple that got engaged at one of my live shows.I don’t think your brother likes me. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish.Afterwards we hear from a caller who’s hesitant to return to work after spending 3 years without leaving his house, and a final caller reflects on the effects that being in foster care has had on his life now that he’s an adult.I just chopped my tail off. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller explains his experience dealing with time travelers and how it led to his arrest by the FBI.Later we hear from an Australian caller conflicted by their introverted tendencies, a college freshmen exhausted from sharing a bathroom, and a final caller dealing with a conflict between her and her sister.I’ll have a grande cappuccino. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job.Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays.It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options.Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old.Hey I’m walking here. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.