Therapy Gecko

A caller is conflicted about their role as a caretaker for their paranoid mother. We discuss how they might be able to start anew.Afterwards we transport to Manchester, England to talk in real life with a clown enthusiast and a security guard. You can check out the rest of the Manchester interviews here.I am writing this from under the sea. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how he’s been put in charge of his teenage cousins against his will after their mom was put in jail. We also talk about how this would make a cool tv show.Afterwards a caller is kicked out of the house by her boyfriend and I review contemporary television with a final caller.What are you bringing to the office potluck? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am joined by musician and podcast host Danny Brown to talk to people on the phones as geckos. Danny Brown is known for his killer hits from albums like “The Hybrid” and his recent collaborative album with JPEGMAFIA titled “SCARING THE HOES”. He is also a cool guy.We talk to a caller whose boyfriend is choosing Roblox over her, a solider who jerks off in pies, a man exhausted by his alcoholic coworker, and several other people too. I also talked to Danny about sober life and perspective and other cool things.Check out Danny Brown’s stuff here. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy calls me in a state of panic that his elderly client may have been abducted by Johnny Depp.Afterwards a caller attempts to navigate a difficult relationship with the father of her soon to be born child, and a final caller explains how they’ve gotten how far they’ve been able to get in life by doing as little work as possible.Send your mother an email. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

https://therapygecko.supercast.com/Together with your 6 dollars we can take over the universe.Premium Geck Legend benefits include:all new and existing episodes ad-freemonthly bonus episodemonthly recording from my live showsmembers only live streamsgeck legends discord accessI might post some pictures of my tail on there idkmore stuffAlso while I have you - you should join my email list where I send emails to people sometimes. They are fun and infrequent. Click here for that.Ok that’s it. You are free to go now. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone tagged me in a video once of a guy crashing his car while listening to this podcast, and in this episode that guy calls in. He opens up about his experience as a bounty hunter as well as the complex relationship he has with his kids and his ex. Here is a video of the car crash btw: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqn0YHyptbT/Afterwards a caller struggles with deciding whether they should live in North or South Dakota, and a recent college graduate wonders how to maintain friendships after college.The spiders in your house are free pets. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller and I talk about growing up Jewish and also go deep into childhood anxieties that may have followed us into adulthood. This feels like the most I ever talked about myself on here maybe.Then we teleport to the streets of Perth Australia to talk to an aspiring zoologist who argues that trespassing should be legalized as well as a guy trying to be more upfront on dates. Perth is one of the most isolated cities in the world, with nothing but uninhabitable forests for miles in every direction. Yet people still manage to live there, walk around, talk to each other, and eat food.Check out the full video from Perth: https://youtu.be/iyMZVKj3BssWhat is your WiFi password? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An aspiring comedian tells me about the side effects they’ve experienced while being a paid volunteer for an experimental new male birth control.Afterwards a caller is morally conflicted after having a threesome with his friend’s crush, a caller struggles to have empathy in their intense line of work, and a caller explains why they farted in someone’s face.Don’t miss your train. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode starts with two interviews I did on the streets of Auckland, New Zealand: the first is with a local bartender who talks to me about bad spending habits, moral quandaries, eating burgers, Kiwi life, and more. The second is an American transplant who I get into a really deep conversation with about the meaning of happiness. It was cool. I like talking to people in real life because I can look them in the face and tell they are real people. I sometimes think all of the callers are actors being paid to Truman Show me.Then we end with a caller who is exhausted by being the "mother figure" amongst his peers and wishes to walk the universe.Today is your birthday. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man stresses over whether or not to kick his ex-wife out of the house after financially supporting her and her kids for several months, while he also deals with a stalker ex-girlfriend.We talk about the various avenues of his life that have brought him to this point and what he hopes for his life in the future. This was a pretty intense one with a lot of layers to it.Leave a nice review for your local grocery store. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.