

Therapy Gecko
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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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Oct 18, 2023 • 1h 1min
“I’M NOT SURE IF MY FRIENDS LIKE ME”
I wake up a caller who was trying to sleep, and we discuss his fears that his friends might not actually like him and how to proceed moving forward. Then a caller tells me why his partner has been chewing his food and spitting it into his mouth for several years, plus learn about the couple’s journey to drug addiction recovery, and a final caller speaks on his dense past that inspired him to move across country and start a new life. Don’t pass out fruit this Halloween. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 15, 2023 • 1h 12min
ERIC ANDRE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
Comedian Eric Andre joins the podcast as a gecko to talk about entangled romance, living in a basement, being sad as a truck driver, planning a historic dinner, childhood, drugs, and more. They also discuss their Jewish background and upbringing, making friends as they get older, managing burnout, and their experiences with therapy. The podcast covers topics like anxiety, setting boundaries, and the importance of support. They also have a casual conversation about candy, truck driving, and career uncertainty, with a sprinkle of slang terms and tour promotion.

Oct 11, 2023 • 1h 3min
“MY COUSIN MARRIED MY EX”
A caller tells me about the chaotic relationship he has with an ex who married his cousin, and may unknowingly be raising his child.Then a caller talks about growing up adopted from China and how that influenced her desire to illustrate children’s books, and a final caller explains how they reached out to a caller from a different episode and now they both ride motorcycles together.Flip a coin if you can’t decide. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 8, 2023 • 1h 4min
“I WENT TO PRISON AT 19”
A caller tells me how selling drugs for his father while he was a minor resulted in him spending time in a state prison, and how he’s been able to turn his life around and dedicate himself to being a father at 30.Afterwards I talk to a musician who questions if he gave up his childhood to become a rock star and a final caller debates the pros and cons of art school debt.Does this bug bite look infected? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 4, 2023 • 1h 6min
“I AM A SPEED DEMON”
A deaf man calls in to explain how boredom after sobriety has gotten him into driving his motorcycle dangerously fast down the highway. It was a really good call. I hope he finds something else to do.Then we transport to the streets outside a Burger King in Brisbane, Australia to talk to a person who is worried about spirits getting in their head and a very drunk guy who just got out of prison.I had a turkey sandwich for lunch today. I am a gecko.Full Brisbane video here. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 1, 2023 • 1h 2min
“THE WAY I TALK IS RUINING MY LIFE”
A guy calls in to talk about how certain conversational habits he’s fallen into are ruining his life.Then a caller questions if he smokes too much weed, a woman reveals the ongoing lie about her miracle baby, and a retired escort recalls on his many paid dates with older men.Can you validate my parking? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 27, 2023 • 56min
“I HAVE ANGER ISSUES”
After telling me that the smallest things set off his short fuse, a caller and I try to figure out where his anger is stemming from.Afterwards I talk to a caller about their fear of the sun blowing up and everyone dying, a caller becomes exhausted while working with kids in need, and a final caller tells me about how she is tired of being pulled into her best friend’s relationship.Tag. You’re it. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 24, 2023 • 1h 2min
“WHY DID I CALL A LIZARD?”
A father ponders why they have such an aversion to therapy that they have been driven to call my gecko show, I talk to a guy about the pros/cons of getting high in various aspects of our lives, and a pretzel chef disses her boss at the zoo she works at.There is expired soup in your fridge. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 20, 2023 • 1h 5min
“I KNOCK ON PEOPLE’S DOORS TO TELL THEM ABOUT GOD”
A mormon calls in to tell me about the mission he’s being sent on to spread the gospel to Michigan.Afterwards a caller has anxiety about leaving for the coast guard in a month and a final caller details the intricate web of her multiple polyamorous relationships.I am banned from the Wal-Mart. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 17, 2023 • 58min
“I’M A HEALTH INSPECTOR AND MY CITY’S FOOD IS GROSS”
A health inspector keys me in on how 60% of their city’s food is gross, a caller tells me why she’s not going to her grandparent’s funeral, a caller dissects their one-sided attachment to fictional characters, and a final caller is very very confused about what a kink is.DM on Instagram (@lyle4ever) something you drew with a crayon. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.