A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods.

Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging, a caller is worried they may have serial killer tendencies, and a final caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US.

I am hungry for a pizza Lunchable. I am a gecko.

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“I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS”