A caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate.

Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina, a caller feels smothered by their obligations to their family, a student is sick of studying, and a final caller gets divorced at age 22.

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