“I MASTURBATED IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER”

A caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now.

Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeon goer and a conservative christian, and I catch up with a couple that got engaged at one of my live shows.

I don’t think your brother likes me. I am a gecko.

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