Demoted

Is there such a thing as the perfect email? The hosts dissect email etiquette, offering do’s and don’ts for professional correspondence. Learn how to craft attention-grabbing subject lines and avoid common pitfalls. They even share a cringe-worthy story of a Gen Z mishap in the office. Discover creative strategies for re-engaging clients and the impact of personal style in emails. With humor and practical tips, this discussion is a must-listen for anyone navigating the corporate email jungle!

Is your direct report calling you “Baby Daddy”? Or maybe you have a piercing in a not-so-office appropriate place that somehow you now have to tell your boss about. Or perhaps your boss is saying “bust on” in a work setting - regardless, we got you covered.In this episode, Natalie and Ross address some absolutely absurd listener-submitted calls. They may not be licensed or certified to give advice, but thats not stopping them. They provide one listener advice on how to step into their first corporate job after college, and give another listener the best strategy for shifting from an IC to management. Stay tuned for Natalie’s group hiking experience, Venmo stalking, and Ross getting memed by Elon Musk.The Corporate Hotline is open for calls. Please submit your audio message to the submission form in the top right corner of our website. https://demotedpodcast.com

In this lively discussion, author D Carn, renowned for his insights on social influence, dives into the intriguing concept of 'rizz' in the workplace. The conversation highlights how charisma and approachability can boost career success and the importance of building genuine connections. Hilarious anecdotes about webinar disasters and unexpected wildlife encounters add a comedic twist. D Carn shares unconventional tips to master office charm while navigating the fine line between playful interactions and professional boundaries.

To go to business school or not to go to business school? In this episode, Ross goes in depth about his experience attending Stanford's Graduate School of Business. From why he went back to school at 29 years old, to how an MBA has affected his career. Natalie shares her perspective on the Stanford MBA program as a close outside observer sneaking into classes and attending all their parties and international trips. The two discuss the merits of using business school to career pivot and how to get the most out of the time there if you do decide to go. They also talk about the challenging balance of keeping up with class workloads and a robust social life. Stay tuned for some enhanced corporate icebreakers, a “touchy feely” class, and a listener-submitted story of what happened when a bridesmaid hooked up with the bride’s brother.Start Ritual or add Stress Relief to your subscription today.Go to https://ritual.com/demoted for 25% off.

Ross shares a spine-tingling tale of receiving a surprise cold call mid-interview, offering a humorous look at the pressures of job hunting. The conversation navigates the quirky challenges of modern job interviews, including cold calls and the art of mastering awkward moments. They explore the significance of confidence, preparation, and personal branding in standing out. With laughs about adult sleepovers and the importance of a good snack before an interview, it's a light-hearted guide to tackling the terrifying world of job applications.

Ross shares the raw, often humorous realities of the sales profession, detailing the highs and lows of hitting quotas and the grind of cold prospecting. Natalie, a startup overseer, provides insights on how her views of sales have shifted, emphasizing the importance of selling skills in any career. They chat about the emotional toll of sales, the transformative impact of technology, and even share a comical cold call reenactment. Plus, expect lighthearted banter on making work feel like a vacation and some surprising shower singing!

Is an 8am meeting ever okay? Ross and Natalie revisit the controversy surrounding their early podcasting cancelation by digging deeper into the ideal time to meet for work-related calls. Spoiler, it’s not at 8am. They also share tips on ways to set boundaries at work in a way that's not off putting and will be appreciated by coworkers. The hosts discuss the most common things that motivate employees and what's motivated them in their personal careers. Of course they also give examples of the absolute worst ways to motivate employees, including but not limited to: pizza parties, company loyalty points, and ejector seats. Stay tuned for worst practices when packing for vacation, advice on corporate revenge, and the unique appeal of a breakfast buffet.Follow the link https://www.chomps.com/demoted to purchase Chomps online or find them at a store near you!Check out https://thehustle.co/ to read The Hustle newsletter.

It’s wedding season, baby! Time to write that toast you’ve been putting off for weeks for your friend. Lucky for you, Ross and Natalie have the perfect framework to deliver a heartfelt, funny speech that will make everyone at the wedding come up to you and say “hey that was a great toast.” The duo also tells you things to avoid, and even go as far as to describe how to give the worst speech imaginable that may get you physically removed from the venue. In addition to a full-on course in speech writing do’s and don’ts, you’ll also hear some stories about Ross’s followers marrying their coworkers. These stories include marketing girls banished to the sales pit, point-blank tinder swiping, and the romantic fate of a small bladder. Stay tuned to hear about Corporate Natalie hitting 1 million followers on Instagram and Corp waxing his back to celebrate.Start Ritual or add Stress Relief to your subscription today.Go to https://ritual.com/demoted for 25% off.

You might not have known this is an educational podcast but you’re gunna learn today. Ross and Natalie share their tested methods of subtly asserting dominance in the workplace, from power leans to de-magnetizing key fobs. As a self-proclaimed restroom aficionado, Ross gives a DemoTED Talk titled “The Throne Room: Mastering the Art of Workplace Bathroom Etiquette”. Is it ever okay to play TikTok videos at full volume from the big stall? You’ll find out in this exclusive seminar. They also give some advice to a Moterhead on how to better control their non-verbal cues on Zoom calls. Stay tuned for Gam Gam’s 90th, charitable magic show volunteers, and Ross’s A.I. digital twin malfunctioning on air.Follow the link https://www.chomps.com/demoted to purchase Chomps online or find them at a store near you!

Welcome to the Demoted Live Show… recap episode! We went out and did a secret live show and in this episode, you’ll hear all about it (and perhaps learn how to score an invite to the next one).Ross and Natalie break down their first Demoted live show where they interviewed ZoomInfo’s CEO, Henry Schuck. You’ll get to hear some audio of him handling the onslaught of roasts and fiery questions. They cover his background in building a successful company, ask personal rapid fire questions, and confront him with some terrible GlassDoor reviews. The hosts run through some FAQs about their future live shows including how the show will advance your career, what your pre-game routine should be, and where the special seating section for salespeople is located.If your company is interested in hosting a live show, we’ll invite your CEO up on stage and absolutely roast them (in the most humanizing way possible, of course). Email contact@demotedpodcast.com if you’re interested.