

Toni and Ryan
Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 9, 2025 • 42min
The 2nd Worst Movie Of All Time
Ryan hilariously recounts a wedding ring saga, while Toni rates their Monday energy with a 'hot to limp' scale. They dive into listener stories, including a wild baby-doll confusion and a hotel mix-up gone wrong. Toni fiercely debates why La La Land is the worst movie ever, sparking laughter and spirited back-and-forth with Ryan. Their conversation takes a turn with movie recommendations, bad Vince Vaughn films, and shoutouts for a Geelong charity event. Prepare for a comedic exploration of film tastes and parenting blunders!

12 snips
Nov 5, 2025 • 48min
We Found Google Maps’ Hidden Adventure Mode
The hosts kick off with a hilarious story about being tricked by a prankster claiming Google Maps has an 'adventure mode.' They dive into car chat, weighing the pros and cons of the Jimny and a new car dilemma in relationships. The 'Normal or Nah' segment covers quirky listener submissions, like ordering dessert first and the awkwardness of names. A funny anecdote about an Uber driver's hospitality gets laughs, and they wrap up with local news and pop culture tidbits. It's a blend of fun stories and relatable discussions!

9 snips
Nov 4, 2025 • 52min
The Flight Attendant vs Lasanga
The hosts recount a hilariously chaotic experience of bringing lasagna through airport security, complete with awkward moments and funny banter with staff. There’s a showdown with a grumpy flight attendant over lasagna storage, leading to a humorous debate. Celebrity encounters in Sydney and listener shoutouts add to the fun. They dive into amusing online reviews, bizarre hotel stays, and even contemplate new piercing adventures. Each segment bursts with laughter, making travel tales unforgettable!

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Nov 3, 2025 • 38min
The Communal Budgie Smuggler
The hosts dive into hilarious tales, starting with Toni's ultimate good deed at Pet Barn that leads to unexpected consequences. A wild confession about mistaking a tent for a toilet at a festival sparks laughter and disbelief. Charisma shares excitement over a Florida trip, while Ryan hints at a possible adventure in Latvia, discussing local drinks like black balsam. Their banter is light-hearted and fun, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating their next adventures!

9 snips
Nov 2, 2025 • 43min
Protein Milk Revelations
Join Ryan and Toni as they dive into the quirky world of protein milk — debating the merits of thick versus thin varieties. Toni boldly defends spiders' reputations while sharing amusing personal encounters with these eight-legged creatures. They reminisce about local Perth favorites, including nostalgic stories from Rockabee Road and the Dome venue. The duo also delivers hilarious product reviews from listeners and teases an upcoming confession that you won't want to miss. Laughter and surprises await!

10 snips
Oct 29, 2025 • 48min
Solving the 12 Month Mystery
Join the hosts as they hilariously explore the chaos of returning to adult conversations after maternity leave. Aldi checkout horrors and family fart reviews lead to uproarious laughter. A mysterious year-long beeping noise turns into a neighborhood investigation, culminating in a bizarre twist involving a hidden smoke alarm. Celebrate listener milestones, from baby announcements to blood donations, with fun anecdotes and snack incentives. Wrap it all up with final puns and a reminder to keep positive!

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Oct 28, 2025 • 46min
Proof Kids See Ghosts
The hosts dive into the spooky spirit of Halloween, discussing early decorations and eerie tales from listeners. Ryan shares a chilling story of a child who saw a ghostly mailman linked to family history. They explore childhood imaginary friends and whether to consult a medium after a child starts seeing spirits. The conversation takes a humorous turn with darkly funny bumper stickers about grief, and they share insights on celebrity homes, including Jessica Alba's stunning place. A mix of laughter and spooky vibes makes for an entertaining chat!

Oct 27, 2025 • 47min
The Curse Of Travel Tattoos
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Tattourism - Calendar + Golden Ticket FAQs - Ryan's graduation - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 26, 2025 • 41min
The Most Hilarious Doctors Note
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] We're back in studio bitches - Dr Lodge & Dr Dunn - HOT TAKE TONI - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 22, 2025 • 29min
Toni's PowerPoint Pitch
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] NORMAL or NAH... - FRIDGE CHAT - NORMAL or NAH (again) - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


