Toni and Ryan Kicked Out of Facebook HQ
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Nov 10, 2025 Ryan's wild attempt to visit Meta's Sydney office ends in a hilarious denial due to ID issues. The duo dive into their frustrations with fashion sizing and inconsistent labels, sharing relatable grievances. Listeners share outrageous confessions, including burning soiled sheets and a magnesium mishap that leads to unexpected consequences. A parrot mimicking bedroom noises adds to the laughs. They also celebrate viral personalities and tease juicy upcoming stories about staff-customer hookups.
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Meta Visit Denied Over NDA And ID
- Ryan and Lily flew to Meta's Sydney office but had to sign an NDA sent minutes before close of business.
- Ryan was denied entry because he didn't sign the NDA or present an acceptable physical ID despite having a photo of his license.
Wooden Tap Gift Becomes Running Gag
- Ryan bought Toni a novelty wooden tap as a joke and presented it on air, describing the purchase and shipping troubles.
- Toni found the gift unexpectedly funny and satisfying, comparing it to a fidget toy.
Sizing Labels Don't Guarantee Fit
- Clothing sizing inconsistencies frustrate consumers because identical labels don't guarantee consistent fits.
- Toni highlights that brand cut, dye and production timing create unpredictable sizing across items.