
Toni and Ryan
We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Jun 15, 2025 • 41min
Buying a VACCUM and also in the BEDROOM
Dive into a hilarious mix of household humor and personal anecdotes! Listen as the hosts debate vacuum features while sharing entertaining stories from their high school days. They tackle serious topics like mental health amid the laughter, highlighting the importance of accessing support. Get ready for cheeky innuendos and practical advice on vacuuming with pets, all while navigating the chaos of podcasting. With playful banter and community appreciation, this pod is a delightful exploration of life's absurdities!

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Jun 12, 2025 • 35min
IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL
The hosts dive into humorous school scandals, like a naughty principal and PE teacher, alongside nostalgic tales of childhood competitions. They discuss the importance of mental health support for men while reminiscing about vibrant Nickelodeon events. The playful banter turns to food, contrasting prison meals with personal favorites, and exploring the quirks of sharing confined spaces. As they tease upcoming events, they celebrate community achievements and share lighthearted personal anecdotes, all wrapped in laughter and camaraderie.

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Jun 11, 2025 • 32min
BYO Frozen Nuggets
This episode sparks creativity with a couture dress inspired by a smart toilet! Laugh along as accents transform through fun stories. Food takes center stage with barbecue and nostalgic meals, plus witty banter about picky eating and those frozen nuggets. A serious note on mental health reminds us to seek help. Discover the joys of floor living and decompressing after a long day, alongside stories of personal triumph in self-publishing. Finally, dive into the convenience of Uber Eats and its surprising skincare advantages.

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Jun 10, 2025 • 27min
Our Thoughts on TARPaTHON 3
The hosts dive into summer barbecues and savvy shopping tips at Whole Foods. A quirky toy artist shares insights on pop culture and a humorous update on a recent event. Anticipation grows for the playful challenges of Tarpathon 3, as they reflect on the creative process behind the trailer. Conversations shift to the importance of mental health for actors, supported by BetterHelp. Listeners are treated to behind-the-scenes stories, affectionate banter about nicknames, and a vibrant community engagement that quite literally celebrates friendship.

Jun 5, 2025 • 34min
Friends With Benefits
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Jun 4, 2025 • 44min
Toni Lodge Queen Of Jokes
LOVE YA! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 3, 2025 • 28min
Father Of The Year
LOVE U!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 2, 2025 • 39min
Charlotte's Website
LOVE YOU!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 1, 2025 • 32min
Friends should ALWAYS do this
Love you xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 2025 • 40min
You know you're a PARENT when ...
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.