Toni and Ryan

The hosts hilariously debate whether Mandurah is the 'Europe' of Western Australia while discussing the productivity perks of morning sex. They play a game to uncover the surprising origins of items like jeans and selfies. A tense prank encounter with comedian Dave Hughes adds some workplace drama. The conversation turns comedic with etiquette on urinals and how men and women remove jeans. They also share laughs about peeing in shorts and celebrate a listener's impressive Duolingo streak.

Toni shares a hilarious night out at the pub, including a fake ID incident that had everyone laughing. The duo plays a fun game, debating what random things annoy them. A memorable Uber ride turns into a karaoke session, complete with a rainbow mic and LED lights! Ryan highlights a clever farm stand sign that's a playful twist on expectations. The conversation dives into thoughtful parenting, with tips for supporting children with special needs. The banter wraps up with teasers for what's coming next!

Dive into the quirky side of knitting as the hosts uncover scandalous stories from the community! There’s a jaw-dropping tale of a knitter faking her death to dodge complaints. They also tackle drama around a knitfluencer's controversial comments about Michelle Obama. Reminiscing about a chaotic Scottish knit camp, they share wild visa mishaps and detained attendees. From playful banter to exploring unique Australian slang, this chat guarantees laughs and unexpected revelations about the knitted world!

Toni and Ryan dive into a hilarious tale about a microwave explosion and their coffee routines. They poke fun at potato shortages while sharing quirky shopping stories. The duo discusses moon vibes and the concept of 'moon juice' for relaxation. In a playful segment, they brainstorm which celebrities would work at a fictional appliance store. Toni's hot take on toast for dinner sparks a lively debate with Ryan defending cereal. Plus, there's a lighthearted exploration of sultanas vs raisins and Toni's triumphant roast chicken experience!

The hosts kick things off with fun holiday gift ideas and a special announcement. They reveal the winner of a golden ticket and read the hilarious entry about a chicken-suit arrival. The debate heats up over whether the winner should actually don the chicken suit on the flight from Dubai to Melbourne! A live call with the winner, Jessie, adds excitement, and they discuss travel plans and potential plus-one shenanigans. Lastly, there's gratitude for the listeners and a sneak peek at exciting future meetups!

Dive into the unexpected chaos of the muffin industry! The hosts unravel the mystery of whether iced muffins are actually cupcakes, with a hilarious investigation involving phone calls to Muffin Break. They also tackle a restaurant booking disaster that leads to funny anecdotes. Listen as they debate public hygiene etiquette and share quirky stories about selling a fridge. Plus, get insight into the podcasting landscape and a tease for some hot takes coming up. It's a wild ride filled with laughs and curiosities!

In a light-hearted conversation, the hosts dive into the world of customer flirting and the unexpected romances that can blossom from it. They share hilarious stories, including a memorable listener tale of a Parisian fling involving crepes and a motorbike. They also tackle the taboo of 'shitting yourself,' debating if a yearly free pass is acceptable. Adding humor, Ryan recounts a near accident on the ring road. Throughout, there's a mix of fun banter, food cravings, and heartfelt moments that keep the mood lively.

Ryan's wild attempt to visit Meta's Sydney office ends in a hilarious denial due to ID issues. The duo dive into their frustrations with fashion sizing and inconsistent labels, sharing relatable grievances. Listeners share outrageous confessions, including burning soiled sheets and a magnesium mishap that leads to unexpected consequences. A parrot mimicking bedroom noises adds to the laughs. They also celebrate viral personalities and tease juicy upcoming stories about staff-customer hookups.

Ryan hilariously recounts a wedding ring saga, while Toni rates their Monday energy with a 'hot to limp' scale. They dive into listener stories, including a wild baby-doll confusion and a hotel mix-up gone wrong. Toni fiercely debates why La La Land is the worst movie ever, sparking laughter and spirited back-and-forth with Ryan. Their conversation takes a turn with movie recommendations, bad Vince Vaughn films, and shoutouts for a Geelong charity event. Prepare for a comedic exploration of film tastes and parenting blunders!

The hosts kick off with a hilarious story about being tricked by a prankster claiming Google Maps has an 'adventure mode.' They dive into car chat, weighing the pros and cons of the Jimny and a new car dilemma in relationships. The 'Normal or Nah' segment covers quirky listener submissions, like ordering dessert first and the awkwardness of names. A funny anecdote about an Uber driver's hospitality gets laughs, and they wrap up with local news and pop culture tidbits. It's a blend of fun stories and relatable discussions!