

Toni and Ryan
Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Oct 29, 2025 • 48min
Solving the 12 Month Mystery
 Join the hosts as they hilariously explore the chaos of returning to adult conversations after maternity leave. Aldi checkout horrors and family fart reviews lead to uproarious laughter. A mysterious year-long beeping noise turns into a neighborhood investigation, culminating in a bizarre twist involving a hidden smoke alarm. Celebrate listener milestones, from baby announcements to blood donations, with fun anecdotes and snack incentives. Wrap it all up with final puns and a reminder to keep positive! 

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Oct 28, 2025 • 46min
Proof Kids See Ghosts
 The hosts dive into the spooky spirit of Halloween, discussing early decorations and eerie tales from listeners. Ryan shares a chilling story of a child who saw a ghostly mailman linked to family history. They explore childhood imaginary friends and whether to consult a medium after a child starts seeing spirits. The conversation takes a humorous turn with darkly funny bumper stickers about grief, and they share insights on celebrity homes, including Jessica Alba's stunning place. A mix of laughter and spooky vibes makes for an entertaining chat! 

Oct 27, 2025 • 47min
The Curse Of Travel Tattoos
 [VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Tattourism - Calendar + Golden Ticket FAQs - Ryan's graduation - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. 

Oct 26, 2025 • 41min
The Most Hilarious Doctors Note
 [VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] We're back in studio bitches - Dr Lodge & Dr Dunn - HOT TAKE TONI - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. 

Oct 22, 2025 • 29min
Toni's PowerPoint Pitch
 [VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] NORMAL or NAH... - FRIDGE CHAT - NORMAL or NAH (again) - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. 

Oct 21, 2025 • 29min
The Weirdest Thing In Your Algorithm
 [VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Dream chat - Animal algorithm - Board comedy - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. 

Oct 20, 2025 • 32min
The Most Humiliating Gym Crush Fail
 [VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Horny confession - Latvia? Hardly know er' - Spoiler chat - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. 

Oct 19, 2025 • 27min
The Hottest Grandpa Ever
 [VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Funeral comedy - Hot Take Toni - Mango eating - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. 

Oct 15, 2025 • 31min
Weeing In A Onesie
 [VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] NORMAL or NAH - Gobby from a ghost - Kid in the playground - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. 

Oct 14, 2025 • 38min
She Got It In But Couldn't Get It Out
 [VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] A clumsy bunch - Pockets or nah - Onion outrage - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. 


