Toni and Ryan

Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
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Nov 24, 2025 • 38min

Deranged Rules Your Parents Invented

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Weird rules your parents had - Ironing Chat - Did Toni get pranked? - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 24, 2025 • 37min

Don't be THIS GUY at a Concert

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Ryan's new fashion statement - Spotlight v Bunnings - HOT TAKE TONI - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 19, 2025 • 44min

We Have Lost Our Pants

The hosts hilariously debate whether Mandurah is the 'Europe' of Western Australia while discussing the productivity perks of morning sex. They play a game to uncover the surprising origins of items like jeans and selfies. A tense prank encounter with comedian Dave Hughes adds some workplace drama. The conversation turns comedic with etiquette on urinals and how men and women remove jeans. They also share laughs about peeing in shorts and celebrate a listener's impressive Duolingo streak.
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Nov 18, 2025 • 43min

Surprise In The Back Of Her UBER

Toni shares a hilarious night out at the pub, including a fake ID incident that had everyone laughing. The duo plays a fun game, debating what random things annoy them. A memorable Uber ride turns into a karaoke session, complete with a rainbow mic and LED lights! Ryan highlights a clever farm stand sign that's a playful twist on expectations. The conversation dives into thoughtful parenting, with tips for supporting children with special needs. The banter wraps up with teasers for what's coming next!
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Nov 17, 2025 • 38min

The Underbelly Of The Knitting World

Dive into the quirky side of knitting as the hosts uncover scandalous stories from the community! There’s a jaw-dropping tale of a knitter faking her death to dodge complaints. They also tackle drama around a knitfluencer's controversial comments about Michelle Obama. Reminiscing about a chaotic Scottish knit camp, they share wild visa mishaps and detained attendees. From playful banter to exploring unique Australian slang, this chat guarantees laughs and unexpected revelations about the knitted world!
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Nov 16, 2025 • 46min

The Top 4 Guys In The World

Toni and Ryan dive into a hilarious tale about a microwave explosion and their coffee routines. They poke fun at potato shortages while sharing quirky shopping stories. The duo discusses moon vibes and the concept of 'moon juice' for relaxation. In a playful segment, they brainstorm which celebrities would work at a fictional appliance store. Toni's hot take on toast for dinner sparks a lively debate with Ryan defending cereal. Plus, there's a lighthearted exploration of sultanas vs raisins and Toni's triumphant roast chicken experience!
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Nov 14, 2025 • 10min

The WINNER of the GOLDEN TICKET TARPer

The hosts kick things off with fun holiday gift ideas and a special announcement. They reveal the winner of a golden ticket and read the hilarious entry about a chicken-suit arrival. The debate heats up over whether the winner should actually don the chicken suit on the flight from Dubai to Melbourne! A live call with the winner, Jessie, adds excitement, and they discuss travel plans and potential plus-one shenanigans. Lastly, there's gratitude for the listeners and a sneak peek at exciting future meetups!
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Nov 12, 2025 • 46min

Exposing The Darkside Of The Muffin Industry

Dive into the unexpected chaos of the muffin industry! The hosts unravel the mystery of whether iced muffins are actually cupcakes, with a hilarious investigation involving phone calls to Muffin Break. They also tackle a restaurant booking disaster that leads to funny anecdotes. Listen as they debate public hygiene etiquette and share quirky stories about selling a fridge. Plus, get insight into the podcasting landscape and a tease for some hot takes coming up. It's a wild ride filled with laughs and curiosities!
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Nov 11, 2025 • 42min

Would You Hook Up With A Customer?

In a light-hearted conversation, the hosts dive into the world of customer flirting and the unexpected romances that can blossom from it. They share hilarious stories, including a memorable listener tale of a Parisian fling involving crepes and a motorbike. They also tackle the taboo of 'shitting yourself,' debating if a yearly free pass is acceptable. Adding humor, Ryan recounts a near accident on the ring road. Throughout, there's a mix of fun banter, food cravings, and heartfelt moments that keep the mood lively.
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Nov 10, 2025 • 51min

Kicked Out of Facebook HQ

Ryan's wild attempt to visit Meta's Sydney office ends in a hilarious denial due to ID issues. The duo dive into their frustrations with fashion sizing and inconsistent labels, sharing relatable grievances. Listeners share outrageous confessions, including burning soiled sheets and a magnesium mishap that leads to unexpected consequences. A parrot mimicking bedroom noises adds to the laughs. They also celebrate viral personalities and tease juicy upcoming stories about staff-customer hookups.

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