Toni and Ryan
Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 21, 2025 • 1h 1min
Best Of Toni and Ryan Podcast 2025
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] 2025 love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 17, 2025 • 43min
We Won 1,586 Things This Year
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Regifting Your Own Gifts - Secret Santa REVEALED - YEAR OF WINNING FINAL TALLY! - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcasthttps://nordvpn.com/toniandryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 16, 2025 • 54min
The Embarrassing Thing No One Admits
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Hotmail Email - Things That Shouldn’t Be Embarrassing - 2025 INs and OUTs* - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcasthttps://nordvpn.com/toniandryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 15, 2025 • 40min
Never Use TINDER at Family Christmas
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Tinder Dad - Shoe Spraying Week - CHAAAAAARRLLLESSSSS - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcasthttps://nordvpn.com/toniandryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 14, 2025 • 37min
Have Pet Owners FINALLY Gone Too Far?
Toni and Ryan dive into the wild world of pet-sitting with hilarious notes from owners, including demands for Fiji water and detailed dog bedtime rituals. They debate whether pet sitters should handle medical care, and Toni delivers a comedic hot take on navigating crowded spaces. The conversation takes a surprising turn with a story about freezing a deceased pet. From inheritance jokes for pampered pets to nostalgic university memories, this lively chat captures the absurdity and love surrounding our furry friends.
Dec 10, 2025 • 51min
Episode #1000
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] https://tarpsaidwhat.com/ Normal or Nah - 1000 EPISODE SPEECHES - TARP quiz- love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 9, 2025 • 42min
How NOT To Behave At A Hotel Pool
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Christmas in Australia - Suburban Dad returns - Sunlounger etiquette - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 8, 2025 • 34min
Spying On Your Friends With A Burner Account
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Burner accounts - Physio mishap - Phone number neighbours - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 7, 2025 • 36min
Spreading Jizzmas Cheer
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] THE FRINGE IS BACK - Jizzmas Tree - HOT TAKE TONI Cinema edition- love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 3, 2025 • 54min
The One Thing You Need For Your Bathroom
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Toni's Life Update - Squatty potty - NORMAL or NAH - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
