Toni and Ryan
Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 10, 2025 • 51min
Episode #1000
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] https://tarpsaidwhat.com/ Normal or Nah - 1000 EPISODE SPEECHES - TARP quiz- love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 9, 2025 • 42min
How NOT To Behave At A Hotel Pool
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Christmas in Australia - Suburban Dad returns - Sunlounger etiquette - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 8, 2025 • 34min
Spying On Your Friends With A Burner Account
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Burner accounts - Physio mishap - Phone number neighbours - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 7, 2025 • 36min
Spreading Jizzmas Cheer
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] THE FRINGE IS BACK - Jizzmas Tree - HOT TAKE TONI Cinema edition- love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 3, 2025 • 54min
The One Thing You Need For Your Bathroom
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Toni's Life Update - Squatty potty - NORMAL or NAH - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 2, 2025 • 53min
Why Everyone Should Buy A Toyota Camry
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Emotional beginning - Poop stories - Work perks - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 1, 2025 • 43min
Toni's Back In Hospital
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] Hospital waiting room - Bloody asshole - CONFESSIONS - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 30, 2025 • 45min
How We Decorate Down Under
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] 2020-TWIX - Christmas HOT TAKE TONI - Secret Santa - love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 26, 2025 • 46min
Eye Popping Ya Pets
Get ready for some entertaining banter as the hosts discuss Toni's newfound stain-removal skills and share laughs over kebab mishaps. They introduce a quirky ‘Awooga’ scale to rate adorable pet faces and even speculate on celebrity rankings. A heartfelt segment unfolds with Toni expressing gratitude for support during his injury, while Ryan hilariously navigates awkward VIP moments. Plus, they tackle quirky debates like using weekend mugs on weekdays. Join in for a mix of humor, insights, and unexpected stories!
Nov 25, 2025 • 45min
Hot Girls Love Hot Chooks
The hosts dive into nostalgic media moments while sharing funny anecdotes about lost glasses and mistaken pet sightings. They debate the tricky etiquette of eating messy foods in public, like corn on the cob and juicy burgers. A hilarious story emerges about a man eating rotisserie chicken in the nude, followed by heartfelt tales of community resilience through gardening. The conversation wraps up with playful banter, including plans for a chicken tasting showdown!
