Toni and Ryan Have Pet Owners FINALLY Gone Too Far?
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Dec 14, 2025 Toni and Ryan dive into the wild world of pet-sitting with hilarious notes from owners, including demands for Fiji water and detailed dog bedtime rituals. They debate whether pet sitters should handle medical care, and Toni delivers a comedic hot take on navigating crowded spaces. The conversation takes a surprising turn with a story about freezing a deceased pet. From inheritance jokes for pampered pets to nostalgic university memories, this lively chat captures the absurdity and love surrounding our furry friends.
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Constipation Hack That Worked
- Toni shares a DM from Liz who had severe constipation and used Toni's 'thumb in the vaginal rear wall' hack successfully.
- Liz reports it changed her life and validated Toni's pseudo-doctor status.
Pet Sitting As Lifestyle Work
- Pet sitters often move into owners' homes and can be paid while enjoying amenities and pets.
- That arrangement reframes pet sitting as a desirable temporary lifestyle gig rather than simple chores.
Fiji Water For The Cat
- Toni and Ryan read a pet-owner note insisting a cat, Pumpkin Spice Latte, drink only premium Fiji water from a full pantry case.
- They mock the level of pet-specific demands and the contrast with available tap water.