
Toni and Ryan
We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

May 1, 2025 • 34min
Unexpected Wedding Day Side Quests
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] some pube chat lol LOVE U Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 30, 2025 • 38min
The Yung Gravy of One Woman Shows
and he's ALWAYS said that!!!!! Love u xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 29, 2025 • 34min
I Love a Plump Honey Eater
I AM THE PLUMP HONEY EATER!!!! love ya xoxoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 28, 2025 • 31min
The Straw On The Camel's Back
Where is the straw and IS THE CAMEL OKAY??????????? Love ya!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 27, 2025 • 36min
MasturBatemen's Bay
WE'RE BAAAACCCKKKKKK!!!!!! WE MISSED YOU!!!! Love you!!! Toni xoxox Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Apr 16, 2025 • 38min
Toni Spent HOW MUCH on Another New Hobby?
The hosts dive into playful banter about parenting and nostalgic Aussie traditions. They share whimsical tales of camping adventures and the absurdities of shopping for new gear. A hilarious mix of childhood anecdotes and geography confusion keeps the conversation light. Listeners will chuckle at their quirky discussions about lamb care and Easter egg dilemmas. Plus, there's an exciting dive into the perks of online therapy and the quirks of retail experiences, making it a fun ride full of laughter and relatable moments.

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Apr 15, 2025 • 37min
Altitude Thiccccness
Get ready for some epic laughs as the hosts reminisce about their beloved Sizzler, sharing heartwarming cheese toast memories from childhood. They tackle the hilarious struggle of finding bathrooms while hiking and debate the merits of camping versus couch comfort. Their playful friendship shines as they discuss the absurdities of airport life and the joy of heartfelt reunions. Plus, they dive into the drama of reality TV and the convenience of online therapy, all packed with witty anecdotes and relatable humor!

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Apr 14, 2025 • 32min
Bathers As Underwear
The conversation kicks off with a humorous mix-up about a listener's name and TAPA approvals. A light-hearted debate unfolds over the appropriateness of swimwear as underwear, bringing nostalgic pop culture into the mix. Expect laugh-out-loud tales of a laundry mishap leading to a bathers-over-underwear scenario. The speakers share their love for fashion, discuss a new Hulu series, and dive into the generational divides in musical knowledge, all while poking fun at the quirks of everyday life.

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Apr 13, 2025 • 39min
Toenails and Thongs
The hosts dive into a wild mix of topics, from the hilarity of moving mishaps to the quirks of owning a frame TV. They tackle toilet troubles that turn into a humorous discussion about social expectations. Gratitude flows as they celebrate a Webby nomination while riffing on concert ticket struggles. A camping debate showcases the charm of rustic vs. modern experiences. Finally, they share heartfelt moments on raising bilingual kids, leaving listeners entertained and reflective on everyday life.

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Apr 10, 2025 • 29min
The FIVE MILLION DOLLAR Best Friend Test
The hosts dive into a hilarious debate over sausage rolls at breakfast, complete with a mock courtroom scenario. They also explore clever wordplay in pop culture and the advantages of online therapy. A playful challenge to make each other laugh leads to spontaneous humor about winning five million dollars! Heartfelt moments with pets add warmth, while discussions on authentic fashion choices offer insightful tips. This engaging mix of comedy and relatable topics guarantees a fun listen.