
Toni and Ryan
We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

10 snips
Apr 9, 2025 • 34min
Shoutout to Midwives
Join an entertaining discussion filled with foodie anecdotes and misadventures, from curry dinners to memorable winery experiences. The conversation gets playful as they tackle the misconceptions of midwifery, along with the importance of mental health and online therapy. They share excitement over their Webby Award nomination while humorously urging listeners to vote. Finally, enjoy some whimsical banter about nostalgic scents, like the bittersweet aroma of freshly cut grass and its ironic celebration of trimming!

Apr 8, 2025 • 41min
Run for a Rotisserie
In a delightful conversation, the hosts discuss the hilarious concept of running for rotisserie chicken, blending humor with friendship banter. They celebrate their Webby award nomination while critiquing sports culture and sharing anecdotes about the quirks of everyday life. From the origins of 'funny bone' to the challenges of retirement savings, they tackle various topics with a comedic touch. The importance of community support through Patreon shines through, enhancing their connections and creating a fun atmosphere.

Apr 7, 2025 • 28min
Spit Roast Toni
The hosts celebrate a listener's birthday with humor and playful banter, sharing quirky insights about hair and cloning for chores. They recount a hilarious road trip mishap, touching on the benefits of online therapy and stories involving celebrities. Misadventures in fancy hotels bring out comedic anecdotes about cleanliness and unexpected crises. New segments like 'Normal Omnis' add fresh twists, while nostalgia flows through tales of neighbors and disrupted vacations, showcasing the joy of friendship through laughter.

Apr 6, 2025 • 32min
One Single Jimmy Can
The hosts kick things off with a delightful birthday celebration and a quirky exploration of cicadas. Snack debates ensue, mixing regional terms with hilarious personal anecdotes. Aging is tackled with lighthearted banter, comparing their lives to bingo night. Ryan's serious approach to routines sparks amusing insights on finances and groceries. They cheer for Patreon supporters, imagining them as a band. Airbnb adventures bring out pet peeves and amusing cleaning dilemmas, wrapped in camaraderie and playful storytelling.

Apr 3, 2025 • 30min
NAKED SURPRISE for the Delivery Driver!
The hosts express gratitude for dedicated listeners and dive into humorous misunderstandings about accounting terms, with light-hearted stories about awkward delivery moments. They share relatable anecdotes, including a child’s funny encounter with a delivery driver and chaotic situations accompanied by law enforcement. A lively debate emerges over the true nature of red velvet cake, blending tradition with playful banter. The episode wraps up with comedic reflections on healthcare heroes and a tease for 'Fat Cock Friday.'

Apr 2, 2025 • 27min
A Vlogging Star Is Born
The hosts dive into whimsical childhood dreams, reminiscing about magical fantasies and their recent travels to Tasmania. They tackle the humor and etiquette of walking pets while sporting earbuds. With conversations about vlogging blunders and absurd Craigslist proposals, nostalgia runs high. Listeners will laugh along as they share unexpected delivery mishaps and relatable stories of lockdown coincidences. The light-hearted banter and playful anecdotes keep the mood lively throughout!

Apr 1, 2025 • 25min
Are you Ruining Your Sex Life?
Ruining ya sex life and a 3 way call gone wrong. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 31, 2025 • 28min
WHO USED A FAKE ID?
CERTAINLY NOT ME!!!!!! Love ya xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 30, 2025 • 31min
Two Quirky Birds
WE DON'T DO PRANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love ya xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 27, 2025 • 35min
Life Changing Air-fryer Cleaning Hack
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] BREAKING NEWS ABOUT THE AIRFRYER!!!!!! LOVE YOU!!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.