Thou shalt remember, that being an adult, is mostly just googling how to do stuff. There comes a time in everyones life, when you'll find yourself looking for an adult... but then you realise, you are an adult. So you look for an older adult, someone successfully adulting, you know... an adultier adult.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When it comes to advice... I'm no Yoda... Which is why it always comes as a surprise to me when you guys slide into my DM's and ask for my advice. Up until now, the only advice people have ever come to me for, is when they want to know what NOT to do... But lately, I've been absolutely inundated with questions from you guys, so this week I've decided to mix things up a little bit and answer them right here, right now... Here goes nothing...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou shalt remember that jumping to conclusions, burns relationships... not calories  If jumping to conclusions was an olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist. I don't know whether it's my creatively wired brain, my overtly dramatic predisposition or the simple fact that I'm a female, that makes my habitual response to any and every uncertainty, a melodramatic one.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou shalt remember, the best things in life, are not free. There are two kinds of people in the world... those who stick to a budget... and those who suck at a budget. No second guessing which category I fall into...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou shalt remember, that even though February 14 is a date, it doesn't mean you'll get one. Whether you have a special someone, or a not so special someone, Valentine's Day gives you all the feelz... but unlike rom coms would have us believe, it's not always the stretchy heart feelz...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou Shalt remember, that there is no force equal, to that of a hormonal woman. If the Spice Girls left us anything (you know, aside from a string of timeless tunes), it was the legacy of girl power. They say pain turns into power, right? And for women, pain is a normal part of life. Period pain, menstrual cramps, pap smears, childbirth, waxing, bloating, PMS, stilettos, laser hair removal and g-strings... just to name a few.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou shalt remember that if you didn't 'gram it, it didn't happen. Navigating your way through social media is a minefield. One minute, you're posting an innocent Flashback Friday from that girls trip you took to Bali, and the next, you've suddenly gone into battle with the slew of messages that have just aggressively slid right on into your DM's. Welcome to the #firstworldproblemsof2018  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou shalt remember that a new year, doesn't always mean a new you. And just like that, another year has come and gone, and at the risk of sounding like a total drama queen... thank.god. No - wait, that's not totally fair and if you're listening 2017, you weren't a complete bust. You just had really high highs, and really low lows. Wouldn't you agree girls?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Phoebe, your resident twenty something Train Wreck. Buckle up, because I'm back for season 3, and I'm bringing my girl squad with me... Coming Tuesday January 23.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thou shalt remember, that there are ways you can outsmart the the silly season. This chick loves Christmas. I literally have zero shame in admitting that I live for December. Allegedly that's the only time it's socially acceptable to listen to Christmas Carols without setting your Spotify to private... But seriously though, nothing beats the feeling of finally being able to take your next level christmas spirit public and share it with... well, anyone who'll tolerate you really.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.