Minion Death Cult

The title of this episode is not just a quote from a segment but a warning to potential listeners: We classy, and we sassy, but things may get nassy We say goodbye to Diamond by winking from the pulpit at her funeral, lamenting in all-caps that she ""DIED SUDDENLY"" Also: How hospitals are heating their buildings with wokeness Plus: The Daily Wire tries distances itself from the m&m’s controversy with a masterful headline after being called out by the candy’s newest ad campaign And: Nobody at my work thinks pronouns are a problem... has the world gone mad? Finally: Embarrassingly in-depth candy chat from Alexander, and Tony experiences a patriotic prayer in a Vietnamese restaurant Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

This week: agents of the Matrix rise up to combat a young woman complaining about working in an office 40hrs a week Also, we discover that most homeless women are actually nepo babies who deserve to be sprayed with cold water And finally, Pink Floyd goes woke with a design featuring the gay colors Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Dolly Parton - 9 to 5 Alfa Mist - Naiyti Pink Floyd - The Gnome Styress Palace - Dancing is Stupid

This week Alex fixes the problematic Cheeseburger song with a rendition of his own We also chat about bad(?) edgy 90s holiday movies with "quirky" (annoying) characters including a manic, voyeuristic gay brother played by Robert Downey Jr. This leads us down a rabbit hole as we track RDJ's christmas movie career to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and the sultry mom-rock song he sings(???) during the end credits.  We've got a making-of RDJ's post-recovery album filled with all the amazing pronunciations you can imagine, a duet with Sting, and an Ally McBeal performance you will not forget. Also: the Allen-Dulles endorsed anti-communist book given to schoolchildren in the 1960's that accidentally does a pretty good job arguing for communism. Watch playback of the stream at https://youtu.be/r6Dfw_E9Ti8  Join DEATH CHAT every saturday at 5pm PST only at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  

This week the Blocked Party boys help us send off the late Diamond of Diamond & Silk by reading from the fans who think she must've died of the vaccine. Also: playing fortnight without the annoying forts; New-Age Stores and other weird stores; and 90s school yearbooks: the original Tik Tok Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Happy M&M meltdown January, the annual tradition where we rend our garments and rip the hair from our heads over woke m&m's. This year, there's too many women on the package. Also: the right wing spins itself into a frenzy, first pretending that Joe Biden is going to ban gas stoves, then pretending to defy such a ban by coming increasingly close to burning their houses down. Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Gel - Mental Static Kownloon Walled City - Oxygen Tent

This week we cover the attempted right-wing coup in Brazil, the hilarious fallout, and the thick miasma of cope emanating out of conservative spaces across the internet. Also: we measure the shape and density of part-timer workers' skulls to answer the question: are they bad? Support the show for $5/month and get weekly bonus episodes of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

This week we're mourning another symbol of traditional masculine heterosexuality, The Wiggles, who have apparently agreed to collaborate with famed gay satanist Lil Nas X Also: Right Wing Media find creative ways to report Avatar: The Way of Water beating Top Gun: Maverick's total at the box office in just one month. Support the show for $5/month and get weekly bonus episodes of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: George Clinton - Atomic Frog Sonic Youth - Candle

Today: the Taliban calls for Andrew Tate's release, citing his opposition to demonic force of feminism and a new trend is sweeping the nation: calling the police on dollar bills. An elderly facebook couple has all the info and finally! A facebook pastor with common-sense sermons about jeans and movie's Support the show for $5/month and get weekly bonus episodes of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Today we cover the recent Andrew Tate saga: a man who got so mad at Greta Thunberg he posted a two-minute video on twitter about how he wasnt owned and then immediately got arrested for sex trafficking. He claims that agents of "The Matrix" were sent to silence him, but we look at his self-help dating university(?) where he brags about doing stuff that sounds a lot like sex trafficking. We enter a Facebook group of fans accusing Greta of doxxing him and dissecting the hand signals in his arrest video, And finally we discuss how the outrage over Epstein and the moral panic around "groomers" doesnt apply to a man who gives advice on how to do just this. Support the show for $5/month and get weekly bonus episodes of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Huggy Bear - No Sleep

This week, Disney exchanges the Song of the South references in Splash Mountain for a scene with their only Black Princess, a right wing tik tokfluencer does a snarky clapback, and we come up with some of our own replacement ideas Also, LIFE has been CANCELLED thanks to a woke update on the classic board game. A facebook mom has all the details.  Support the show for $5/month and get weekly bonus episodes of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult