Happy M&M meltdown January, the annual tradition where we rend our garments and rip the hair from our heads over woke m&m's. This year, there's too many women on the package.

Also: the right wing spins itself into a frenzy, first pretending that Joe Biden is going to ban gas stoves, then pretending to defy such a ban by coming increasingly close to burning their houses down.

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Music:

Gel - Mental Static

Kownloon Walled City - Oxygen Tent

My gas stove and oven now uses the pronouns of cook and bake