Minion Death Cult

Today we catch up with Ben Stein who just found out about Aunt Jemima, and Jordan Peterson drives himself insane with the idea of non-binary people Also: James O'Keefe is fired from Project Veritas for annoying sponsors and harassing employees, but the comments know Pfizer is pulling the strings And finally, a new pool takes the nation by storm: Gun Pool -------------------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

This week we start the episode by listening to the Goldfinger/Good Charlotte 9/11 tribute: The Innocent (not bowling rock) Then, we dive into the most important news of the week: Matt Walsh's wife calls him out on twitter for a baffling encounter she had with his fish guy, including her husband's many other domestic failings. ALSO: The wealthy tech-bro failure from WeWork has a new venture--tricking tennants into maintaining his rental properties for him. FINALLY: A CEO is being buillied by their (articulate!) staff and isnt sure how much more abuse they can take. Music: Radi*head - Weird Fishes Sandrider - Circles Starflyer 59 - Happy Days Are Here Again -------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

This week we get revenge on the woke AI chat program by saying nearly every one of the 250 best slurs for white people as compiled by a University Black Student Union. Also, a conservative animates an entire cartoon to prove he wasn't triggered by Sam Smith And a new Limp Bizkit video... with a message?? Join us every Saturday for DEATH CHAT 500 at 5pm PST at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult where you can also watch every previous DEATH CHAT 500 and get the audio sent to your podcast app.

This week we bring BUTT FEST 2000 over to the MDC feed where Alexander, Tony, and Bryan Quinby dive into the potential genre of Bowling Rock. Bowling Rock: what is it, who is it, and why is it? We trace the origins of the 1950's-and-60's-influenced genre (think board shorts, bowling shirts, Hawaiian culture, semi-ironic Americana, maybe even a little Elvis) in surf rock, ska, and swing, and we analyze the pop-punk, irony, and SoCal bro vibe it brought to millions nationwide. ----------------------------------- Listen immediately by signing up for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

This week: if an empire were dying and its last wish was to say a slur, would it still be racist? We explore a unique ethical dillema for our time. Plus: a union-busting restaurant lobby convenes to lamement the success of recent organizing efforts, share "the risks of letting your employees wear BLM masks," and anti-union lawyers share stories of getting owned by their pro-labor children Finally: 300 students walk out of an Alabama high school after the administration allegedly warns against including pre-1970 events in their Black History Month student program ------------------------- PREORDER OUR NEW SHIRT and REAL TREE CAMO HAT at http://miniondeathcult.com  Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get 20% off all merchandise and two bonus episodes every week, including Alexander's miniseries with Bryan Quinby: BUTTFEST 2000 ---------------------------- Music: Grinderman - When My Love Comes Down GRLwood - I Hate My Mom De La Soul - Stakes Is High

This week we asses the true threat level of the Chinese Balloon by using the "Snoopy system," and Trump uses the groomer attack (appropriately) against DeSantis--upsetting former Trump supporters who suddenly remember he's also a predator. Finally, conservatives get extremely scared of Sam Smith after the singer dresses up like a guy from Moulin Rouge ------------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

This week the Miami PD debuts a Black History Month Police Cruiser. Even the liberals aren't enjoying this, and the right just got 25° more racist. Also: a nation calls for war with China after a balloon drifts accross the US mainland, as a Pentagon spokesperson solemnly swears that it's a spy balloon and not just a normal weather balloon. ------------------------ Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult ------------------------ Music: KRS-One - Sound of da Police Alpha Mist - BC

This week Tony has an incredible story about landlord dick pics, We unearth a song from Drive Angry 3D that has been scrubbed from the internet by the son of a famous actor who was in Drive Angry 3D And read the worst pro-Democrat propaganda book in existence: Why Mommy Is A Democrat ------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

This week: a Vietnam veteran is tormented by modern McDonald's; the beta males at the Museum of British History go WOKE by sometimes using the phrase “mummified remains” instead of Mummy; And Americans across the political spectrum cheer the massive direct labor actions by unions in France (cutting power to the homes of billionaires and giving free electricity to preschools), BUT one South African billionaire is here to keep everyone grounded. ------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

This week A&W root beer says they're going to put pants on their Bear mascot to make fun of m&m's, which makes facebook conservatives even more mad and in the face of video evidence of Paul Pelosi's attack being released, the right wing continues pushing gay conspiracy theories, perhaps so they can continue to laugh at an 82 year-old man getting hit with a hammer Our top stories are the dystopian nightmare of putting paralyzed people to work piloting robot servers at a Japanese cafe, repackaged as heckin' wholesome capitalist propaganda in a pro-work facebook group. and Bill Maher keeps bringing up black slave-owners in an interview with Bryan Cranston, and a commenter has a warning to black men everywhere not to seek reparations in his wife's bedroom ------------------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult ------------------------------------ Music: The Breeders - Divine Hammer Kraftwerk - Robots H*milton George Washington song