Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward
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Mar 23, 2023 • 7min

High schoolers are not children. Perhaps that perception among policy makers is the problem (preview)

This week we grapple with one of Tony's problematic faves: Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her love of child labor Also: Kaepernick is back in the news after sharing a piece of his new autobiography detailing a racially insensitive comment made to him by his adopted white mother. We talk about the relationship between white parents and children of color and address the right wing's overtly racist backlash to the story. Finally: a bowling rock super-spreader supergroup forms made up of band members who defiantly refused to be vaccinated. We listen to their jaunty tunes and watch a maddening interview with Tim Pool. Music:  Rival Schools - The Switch Victory Over The Sun - Alveromancy
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Mar 20, 2023 • 1h 21min

I am Julius Caesar of Rome. I am also a female.

This week we report on incredibly disturbing allegations about republican governor Ron Desantis. Do we really want someone with his disgusting past running the entire country? and a deranged New Hampshire man visits a school board meeting dressed as Julius Caesar to prove a point about how normal he is, and we follow him back to his facebook profile, which is even more normal Finally, Everything Everywhere All At Once featured talented Asian actors. Is that OK? We discuss the various controversies around the oscar-winning film. Music: The Grasshopper Lies Heavy - A Cult That Worships Death Wombo - Sour Sun Cherubs - Baby Huey Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.
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Mar 19, 2023 • 8min

Golf Rock (preview)

This week we're chatting about Tin Cup, a movie about a Cool Golfer, but more importantly, a movie about my two dads being best friends. Also, we examine the film's soundtrack for evidence of the existence of Golf Rock in songs like "Double Bogey Blues." Our thirst for knowledge unsatisfied, we explore professional Cool Golfer John Daly's musical output with tracks like "Hit it Hard" and "Working Class Golfer" Finally, we listen to a conspiracy theorist's "I Told You So" song celebrating the supposed validation of his personal theories like "9/11" and "Michelle Obama is a man" --------------------------- Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.
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Mar 16, 2023 • 5min

Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell. w/Sean KB (preview)

Today with Sean KB we go over the Silicon Valley Bank Collapse and decide who should live, who should perish, and who’s at fault (rich people) Also, we’re back on Jordan Peterson tweetwatch as we parse through his most recent bangers including his arguing against animal rights and confusing obvious fetish porn for a Chinese Communist Party cum dungeon Listen to the Antifada wherever you get podcasts -------------------------------- Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week directly in your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.  
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Mar 14, 2023 • 1h 10min

On this photo of a young man's backside, LtGov. McNally responded with 3 red hearts and on-fire emojis

This week we get intimidated by MY president Sean O'Brien of the Teamsters and wonder which defenseless millionaire senator he'll target next and Michigan Republicans whine about the repeal of Right to Work in a huge win for schadenfreude and last but not least, Tennessee Lt. Governor Randy McNally is in hot water for being a little too supportive of the twink community Music:  Hella - Furthest Hella - Long Hair ----------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 
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Mar 12, 2023 • 8min

The Last Boy Scout (Preview)

Today we’re talking THE LAST BOY SCOUT A timeless look at divorced, white, masculine aggrievement, The Last Boy Scout chronicles a cooler-than-life former secret service agent (Bruce Willis) who saved the president's life but crossed the wrong deep state conspiracy. Cast aside by the country he saved and betrayed by his adulterous wife, Joe must now team up with ungrateful former QB Jimmy (Damon Wayans) to solve the murder of the disgraced player's girlfriend and expose the sicko Senator and NFL owner responsible.  --------------------------------- Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.
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Mar 9, 2023 • 7min

I feel like I'm being punk'ed daily and Justen Bieber is around the corner (Preview)

What if Tom Hanks ate his son Chet for his rich vein of adrenachrome? What if the President and the First Lady ate the same dish at a restaurant and it was poisoned? What if shoplifting were dangerous for your upper respiratory system? What if the real pandemic were tipping? These questions definitively answered on today's episode --------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 
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Mar 6, 2023 • 1h 19min

Let's close the door and butt fuck each other - The Ballad of Black Rifle Coffee

Today we go over a former Black Rifle Coffee Company employee's lawsuit against the organization, including allegations of repeated sexual harassment by a boss consumed with dominating his employees--where were the signs?? Also: Business Insider solves the housing crisis by showcasing a cute dumpster for you to live in And finally we cover one of the weirdest anti-trans rumors yet: trans women are using frozen tomato paste to mimic menstruation. We debunk the laughable claim by tracing it to its source. -------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Music: Circle - Saxo Cass McCombs - Bum Bum Bum Tacocat - Crimson Wave
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Mar 2, 2023 • 7min

Single White Dilbert (preview)

Today it's a man's episode as Tony gets gunned down by the Clint Eastwood defense task force Scott Adams recommends white flight after calling "blacks" a "hate group," but the only things fleeing are the newspapers that used to publish Dilbert and Finally, we hear the right wing's litany of reasons 63% of young men are single. (becuase they're trans)
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Feb 27, 2023 • 1h 18min

If you google tenant-landlord murder, you’ll see

This week we read about a landlord self-defense class that teaches property owners and apartment managers what evil lurks in the hearts of tenants (mass shootings) and how to stop them Also, it's a bleak scene on the right wing as they use a video of a special-needs child assaulting a teacher as a vehicle for their racist, mysogynist, and eugenicist projects. It's a more lighthearted time over on DEATH CHAT 500 where we're talking about melodramatic 90's bands imploing thanks to a serial con-man and Q-pilled band members, libertarian rap (?), and conspiracy theory pop punk. LAST CALL FOR SHIRT AND HAT PREORDERS: http://miniondeathcult.com Support the show for $5/month and get 20% off all merch in addition to instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes and livestreams right in your podcast app or browser. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Music: Dead Kennedys - Let's Lynch the Landlord The Melvins - Dead Wipe

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