Minion Death Cult

Today we cover the feuds between Stephen Crowder and Candace Owens and Stephen Crowder and his own wife, who filed for divorce without his consent?? We take the opportunity to peruse the weird freaks picking sides in the right wing media civil war and Tucker Carlson is fired from Fox News but moves onto something bigger and better: uploading videos straight to twitter Finally we examine the right-wing response to the shooting of 16 year-old Ralph Yarl after he rang the wrong doorbell, including some of the most lazy and/or delusional propaganda we've seen in some time. Also part of this story is the shooter's grandson who confirmed the obvious by outing his grandfather as a racist MDC character. This leads to a discussion about the idea of "family loyalty" and how it fits into the broader right-wing worldview. ----------------------------- Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.

This week we catch up on a couple recent stories, with the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the continued sale of an abortion pill (not without some grousing from Alito) and the Creek Karen's marine brother writes beautiful poetry honoring the young woman's fight against public access to water Plus we hear a couple strong but opposite responses to the successful Dominion / Fox News lawsuit and finally we examine the coterie of weirdos shaming celebrities for refusing to purchase the blue check from Elon, and the Babylon Bee origin of Elon Musk's (real) "Save A Celebrity" checkmark fund. ----------------------- Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Music: En Attendant Ana - Anita Wes Montgomery Trio - Geno Die Kreuzen - All White

Today I break the bad news to Tony: no bonuses this year for the company (him) and we discover a tik tok bear boss dog mama who is sick of the low-key creepy community that wants to continue using the creek on the land she just bought… and decides to fight back Also: A Texas ruling threatens to take a common abortion pill off the market and Washington State responds by purchasing 30,000 of the drug via the state's carceral system.  We cover some of the goofier push back by conservatives and the sad nature of a political reality in which the only infrastructure capable of processing an order like this is the penal system. Finally: we touch on the very interesting suggestion by AOC for the Biden administration to simply ignore the court order and leave the pills on the market.  We confront some of the frustrating arguments against the idea, but many liberals seem primed to reject the legitimacy of the current judiciary. --------------------------------------------- Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.

You know it's a good title when I have to put quotation marks around it. This week we study with horror two extremely Facebook men. The first is a TPUSA reverend who records himself berating LEGO store employees with graphic sexual acts after seeing their pride pins The second is Daniel Perry, convicted of killing a Black Lives Matter protestor, and whose Facebook account and personal correspondence show an obsession with bloodthirsty right wing memes, a penchant for racism, and communications with underage girls. Can these guys just please be normal Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Music: Bruno Pernado - Problem Number 6 Sepultura - Nomad

TODAY: Tony gets embarrassed by a young Hot Topic employee, which leads us down a Metallica rabbit hole and Alex continues to connect the dots between upper body strength and successful crisis management Also: a plucky tech-trepreneur disrupts San Francisco with bite-size tutorials on how to boil water and appears to advocate for the public lynching of homeless and mentally ill people. That's right, it's another edition of Muggle Death Cult Finally, we cover the Washington woman with tuberculosis who for over a year has refused to be treated, tried, held at home or in contempt of court but does love visiting the casino ------------------------------------- Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.

Today we we check in with the Chicago Police to see if they followed through on their dramatic threats and promises since the election of left-leaning mayor Brandon Johnson. We cover the "colorful" head of the police union making these threats and other bizarre statements on facebook, and see how the New York times comment section feels about teachers' unions (and unions in general) Finally, watch out Babylon Bee! There's a new website making fun of Airlines' woke policies like encountering turbulence, slave-ship-level snack availability, and flight attendants telling me my ass is stinky. Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; Tony's Woke First Responder mini-series Last Responders, live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Music: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Jesus of the Moon Entombed - Blood Song    

Today we briefly cover the Bud Light boycott before moving onto the more important topics of which Bud beers are good, and the beautiful story of San Francisco Gay Bars organizing with the Teamsters in the 70's. Also: California Sheriffs travel 500 miles to seize a 9 year-old's goat when she and her mother try to prevent its slaughter. We watch the right grapple with the conflicting ideas of "California" and "cop," property rights, agriculture, and government overreach. ------------------------------- Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get 20% off merch and access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Music: High Vis - 0151 GOAT - Run to Your Mama

Folks, we got him. The Eagle is down. I repeat, the Eagle is down. We examine the multifaceted response to the Trump indictment: Cope, Mope, and the Day of the Rope Also, Mitt Romney and Starbucks founder Howard Schultz take to the senate to inform the puiblic of what's best for the American worker. Music:  Amok - Reverse Running Nile - Ramses Bringer of War ------------------------------------------------ Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.

This week we do pop punk voice for a bit and listen to a Billy Joe Armstrong meltdown before diving into the very bad discourse around yet another school shooting Also, a young wealthy couple sets a prime example of Bad Landlords when they buy up an entire Welsh village and raise rents by 60% and we attempt to avoid commentary that might get us kicked off podcast marketplaces Finally, we review the good news out of Minnesota: sanctuary for abortions, sanctuary for trans healthcare, and free school lunches for every kid, and laugh at the bizarre right wing responses  Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.

TODAY: it’s nice to go on vacation, but never take a vacation from getting loose. Alex finds out the hard way. Also, apparently while we were on vacation, Trump was going to be arrested?? and his supporters are “too afraid” to protest on his behalf?  Finally: Afroman made a music video using footage of the unsuccessful raid on his house and the officers are suing him for “humiliation.” Right-wing commenters regretfully side with Afroman. Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Music: Athletic Progression - And1