I remember the big dreams I had as a little girl to own mountain land with water on it (preview)

Today I break the bad news to Tony: no bonuses this year for the company (him)

and we discover a tik tok bear boss dog mama who is sick of the low-key creepy community that wants to continue using the creek on the land she just bought… and decides to fight back

Also: A Texas ruling threatens to take a common abortion pill off the market and Washington State responds by purchasing 30,000 of the drug via the state's carceral system. 

We cover some of the goofier push back by conservatives and the sad nature of a political reality in which the only infrastructure capable of processing an order like this is the penal system.

Finally: we touch on the very interesting suggestion by AOC for the Biden administration to simply ignore the court order and leave the pills on the market. 

We confront some of the frustrating arguments against the idea, but many liberals seem primed to reject the legitimacy of the current judiciary.

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