Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward
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May 28, 2023 • 8min

Kirk Cameron Christian Story Hour (preview)

This week Alex gives a deposition on attending Kirk Cameron's Christian Storytime Hour at the Seattle Public Library, learning about diverse, pluralistic utopian anthropomorphic (capitalist?) animal societies with free housing, communal parenting, and varying types of intelligences Also: more Target derangement including an epic dis track about washing the the aisles with the blood of christ and Newsmax commenters share their extremely proportional responses to the "Transget" pride collection. Get the full episode and hundreds more by signing up for $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  
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May 26, 2023 • 8min

Governor Ron DeSantis literally broke something the worlds greatest engineer built. (twitter) (preview)

This week we learn about the systematic destruction of redheads in media while looking at the comments on a preview of the new Scorsese movie and Ron DeSantis finally (?) announces his presidential campaign on Twitter Spaces with Elon where the feature crashes several times but only because of how PWSOME the Governor is Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Join us live for DEATH CHAT 500 every saturday at 5pm PST at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 
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May 25, 2023 • 6min

Canada on Strike (South Park) w/Talking Simpsons (preview)

In honor of the current WGA strike, the boys from Talking Simpsons help us tackle a South Park episode mocking the previous strike in 07-08.   We wade through a painful dearth of jokes and mind-altering note-for-note renditions of viral videos to see how foolish anyone would have to be to strike for "internet money" Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.
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May 22, 2023 • 2h 6min

Nefarious (2023)

Today we watched anti-abortion Catholic horror movie Nefarious, a new film from the blubbering mind of right-wing podcaster and Glenn Beck employee Steve Deace Sean Patrick Flanery stars as the omnipotent demon Nefarious set to be executed if liberal, atheist psychologist Dr. James declares him fit to be condemned.  Nefarious takes the Dr. on a rollercoaster of epic Catholic owns, picking apart the smug progressive’s many hypocrisies and foretelling of 3 murders the coastal elite will have committed before the end of their session. Stick around to the end of the episode when a tearful Steve Deace relates his conversation with God about the film's disappointing box office   Get 2 weekly bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult    Music: Three 6 Mafia - Where Da Killaz Hang Zao - Ravage Ritual Steve Earle - Ashes to Ashes
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May 15, 2023 • 1h 25min

I'd happily pay much more for TWITTER if that WEF woman wasn't CEO.

Wow, what an episode. Today we bid adieu to American Dad who has finally gone woke after deciding to put Roger the horny alien in drag And, three Canadian men assault "suspected" Bud Light customers and the right responds with bizarre logical leaps but forgets to hide their general amusement  Finally, Elon musk hands the Shire (Twitter) to the Mouth of Sauron (former executive chair of the WEF), and we try to figure out why the richest man on the planet would be hanging out with these elites ------------------------------------------- Sign up for bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Music: Blonde Redhead - Girl Boy Squirrel Bait - Thursday The South Hill Experiment - Chameleons
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May 11, 2023 • 6min

As an elder, I must warn you that gym instructors are replacing us! (preview)

This week we briefly address the psychopathic right wing response to Jordan Neely's killing on a New York subway before shifting gears to a pressing question every man must ask himself: is someone else stretching out and warming up your wife? Also: In honor of his coronation, we examine some truly funny defenses of the king and his royal family.  While on the subject of repulsive predators, Matt Walsh comes up and we watch the Daily Wire ad they launched to defend him in light of his past comments about teenage fertility and legal adulthood for 16 year-old girls. Not good, Matt! Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Join us.
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May 8, 2023 • 1h 6min

UNLOCKED - You can go f**k yourselves. I see your hateful comments. Big weather change next week.

We took a much-needed weekend off, so here's our episode on the writer's strike We address critiques of the Writer's Guild strike: will shutting down TV production lead to mass mental health crises? Will the end of scripted television lead to a glorious leftist revolution? Will the writers’ strike give actually talented people such as verified twitter users a chance to shine? Also: it’s more doorbell discourse when a weather-tracking Facebook page warns parents not to let their kids ring other people’s doorbells or else he might shoot them.  Music: Mogwai - Simon Ferocious Pig Destroyer - The American’s Head ------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.
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May 5, 2023 • 9min

By the way sweet-toots, I was only sitting a few rows behind you at a Final Four Basketball game about six years ago (preview) - DEATH CHAT 500 (04/29/23)

It’s the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let’s Talk About Feminist. McB shares a wonderful thought experiment in which HE were the DA prosecuting a young man for drunkenly assaulting two police officers who have ZERO noticeable injuries (as opposed to the female DA who prosecuted him) plus McB's thoughts about other forms of gender racism, Ashley Judd, and the bad false news articles and irresponsible journalism stories written about him by a local newspaper. Listen to our previous episodes on the men’s rights icon here: The Ballad of McB w/Brett Payne Here: Alexander Reads McB And Here: Letters from a Tampa Bay Jail w/Brett Payne ----------------------------- Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.
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May 4, 2023 • 6min

You can go f**k yourselves. I see your hateful comments. Big weather change next week. (preview)

TODAY: we address critiques of the WGA strike: will shutting down TV production lead to mass mental health crises? Will the end of scripted television lead to a glorious leftist revolution? Will the writers’ strike give actually talented people such as verified twitter users a chance to shine? Also: it’s more doorbell discourse when a weather-tracking Facebook page warns parents not to let their kids ring other people’s doorbells or else he might shoot them. ---------------------------- Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.
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May 2, 2023 • 1h 10min

I get these "are you gay" quizzes that show up as ads in the upper right all the time when on YouTube.

Today Amber Rollo and Rax King of the Low Culture Boil podcast join us to talk about the war on Mother’s Day emails. NOT. ENOUGH. EMAILS. Plus: getting catcalled while pregnant, the stereotype of girls and women doing things “for attention,” and the right confusing a fairly basic marketing tactic for a conspiracy Also: a new CDC survey finds 1 in 4 high school students identifying as queer or questioning their sexuality.  Conservatives lose their cool (at the CDC? At the kids? At China?) and reveal a bit too much about themselves in the process Listen to Low Culture Boil podcast and give them money Buy Rax’s book Tacky Come to Amber’s One-Liner Madness event this Saturday 5/6 https://fanimal.com/fanimal-event/one-liner-madness-la-868300045647108081  Sign up for bonus episodes of this show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support for only $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Music: Naam - Pardoned Pleasure

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