"The left thinks we should keep paralyzed people unemployed so they have more talking points on why we need the state"

This week A&W root beer says they're going to put pants on their Bear mascot to make fun of m&m's, which makes facebook conservatives even more mad

and in the face of video evidence of Paul Pelosi's attack being released, the right wing continues pushing gay conspiracy theories, perhaps so they can continue to laugh at an 82 year-old man getting hit with a hammer

Our top stories are the dystopian nightmare of putting paralyzed people to work piloting robot servers at a Japanese cafe, repackaged as heckin' wholesome capitalist propaganda in a pro-work facebook group.

and Bill Maher keeps bringing up black slave-owners in an interview with Bryan Cranston, and a commenter has a warning to black men everywhere not to seek reparations in his wife's bedroom

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Music:

The Breeders - Divine Hammer

Kraftwerk - Robots

H*milton George Washington song