Pete Holmes Returns

1

Introduction

00:00 • 6min

2

You Think I'm Your King?

05:55 • 2min

3

The Supply Side Jesus

08:18 • 4min

4

I Would Give the Wings to a Homeless Person on the Way Home

12:19 • 3min

5

Christ Is Modeling Unit of Oneness

15:36 • 5min

6

What Are You My Drunk Uncle?

20:22 • 1min

7

The Fountain of Youth

21:51 • 2min

8

Sex Is Trying to Come Home

23:56 • 6min

9

The Truth Self Is Unoffendable

29:39 • 2min

10

Is He Going to Hurt Me?

31:34 • 2min

11

The Indwelling of the Holy Spirit

33:30 • 5min

12

You're Not the Clouds, but Be Some Clouds

38:20 • 4min

13

BetterHelp Is a Great Sponsor for the Liturgist Podcast

42:44 • 1min

14

BetterHelp - I Love Talking About It So Much

44:11 • 4min

15

I Love Talking About Stand Up Theory

47:51 • 4min

16

The Game of Dad - I'm Not a Cop.

52:18 • 2min

17

You Say That Like You're a Cop, Now You Get to Shoot Me?

54:43 • 2min

18

Are You Going to Convert Bill Martin? Yeah. That's a Younger Lyric

57:10 • 4min

19

How Do You Say Yes to a Wrong Version of a Galley?

01:01:17 • 2min

20

Death Isn't an Event, It's a Moment

01:03:28 • 4min

21

I Jerk Off the Porn Everyday

01:07:43 • 3min

22

How Do You Know When You're Awakening in the Moment?

01:11:05 • 3min

23

The Most Important Things Are Humility and Patience

01:13:47 • 4min

24

The Other One Is Patience

01:17:18 • 3min

25

Surviving Sexual Assault - The Meaning of Surrender

01:20:37 • 1min

26

I've Been on a Spiritual Bypass Path for a Long Time.

01:22:05 • 3min

27

If I Loved You More, I Would Live With You Anywhere

01:25:26 • 2min

28

I'm Not Guilty, but I Would Use It to Make Me a Better Actor

01:27:23 • 5min

29

How Much Privilege Does It Afford?

01:32:01 • 6min

30

Is Everything Happens for a Reason?

01:37:59 • 4min

31

What in This Moment Is Lacking?

01:42:11 • 3min

32

Is Donald Trump a Narcissist?

01:45:03 • 4min