Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

655 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

May 11, 2022
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1
Introduction
00:00 • 3min
2
What's Your Favorite Thing to Say?
03:24 • 2min
3
I Wet, but My Ass
05:29 • 3min
4
Go Fuck Your Dead Family
08:30 • 4min
5
I'm Not Sold Out in Every City Like So, Guys.
12:12 • 3min
6
Don't Do This to Yourself!
15:04 • 2min
7
Become a Better Problem Solver With Squarespace
17:06 • 3min
8
The Blessing in the Sky of Being Middle-Aged
20:36 • 2min
9
Do I Have a Fucking Piss?
22:09 • 2min
10
I Don't Want My Boys to Piss Outside
24:34 • 2min
11
How to Use Multiple Pronouns in a TikTok Video
26:12 • 2min
12
Do They Know What They're Doing?
28:13 • 2min
13
The Kids of Whitney High
30:30 • 2min
14
I'm Like, Oh, and He's Like Francesca.
32:29 • 3min
15
I Wish Tom Remembered My 40th Birthday
35:40 • 1min
16
Did You Spend Three Years?
37:10 • 2min
17
Are They Making Fun?
39:22 • 2min
18
Is That Drag Syndrome?
41:01 • 3min
19
What Do You Want Me to Do About It?
44:08 • 5min
20
Speech Reading Is Not Lip Reading
49:32 • 2min
21
We Need You to Donate
51:13 • 2min
22
Stand Up for Mankind
52:46 • 2min
23
We Got a New Tony John Today. You Know What?
54:46 • 4min
24
Is That a Good Idea?
58:24 • 5min
25
Is Your Mom a Cunt?
01:03:50 • 2min
26
The Apps Are Not for People That Are Lonely
01:05:27 • 2min
27
Getting a Pussy?
01:07:35 • 2min
28
Do You Use the Toilet When You Leave the Motherfucking Bathroom?
01:09:07 • 2min
29
You're a Piece of Shit. You Need Your Own Spouse
01:10:47 • 2min
30
I Don't Know Your Name, but You're Naughty as Hell.
01:12:36 • 2min
31
The Manosphere Is Not Just Men Calling
01:14:50 • 2min
32
The Millionaire Matchmaker
01:16:44 • 2min
33
I Don't Deal With You Sassy Ass Bro.
01:18:34 • 2min
34
You Ain't Shit, You're Not Happy Christina
01:20:32 • 2min
35
I've Been Hanging Around Dudes My Whole Life, Right?
01:22:10 • 2min
36
How Do You Like Your Car?
01:24:08 • 3min
37
Is Your Mom in the Bedarded?
01:27:32 • 2min
38
I Love You So Much. I'm Gonna Trade That as You We V4 Motorcycle
01:29:19 • 3min
39
You Don't Know What's a Criminal?
01:31:55 • 4min
40
The World's Fattest Man
01:36:07 • 2min
41
Did You Fuck Ralphie?
01:38:13 • 2min
42
The Body's Caretaker of the Body
01:39:54 • 2min
43
Is She Taking a Break From TikTok?
01:41:28 • 3min
44
How Do You Determine Your Speed on the Ground?
01:44:45 • 2min
45
You Don't Like Pressure Washing?
01:46:28 • 4min
46
How You Find Hoes?
01:50:36 • 3min
47
The Fucking Skeleton
01:53:38 • 2min
48
Can You Do This to Chicken?
01:55:21 • 2min
49
The Most Sacred Meal of Our Tribe
01:57:12 • 2min
50
Canned Chicken in Racism
01:59:06 • 2min
51
You Haven't Ever Seen Time?
02:01:25 • 7min