655 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Introduction

00:00 • 3min

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What's Your Favorite Thing to Say?

03:24 • 2min

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I Wet, but My Ass

05:29 • 3min

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Go Fuck Your Dead Family

08:30 • 4min

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I'm Not Sold Out in Every City Like So, Guys.

12:12 • 3min

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Don't Do This to Yourself!

15:04 • 2min

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Become a Better Problem Solver With Squarespace

17:06 • 3min

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The Blessing in the Sky of Being Middle-Aged

20:36 • 2min

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Do I Have a Fucking Piss?

22:09 • 2min

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I Don't Want My Boys to Piss Outside

24:34 • 2min

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How to Use Multiple Pronouns in a TikTok Video

26:12 • 2min

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Do They Know What They're Doing?

28:13 • 2min

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The Kids of Whitney High

30:30 • 2min

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I'm Like, Oh, and He's Like Francesca.

32:29 • 3min

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I Wish Tom Remembered My 40th Birthday

35:40 • 1min

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Did You Spend Three Years?

37:10 • 2min

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Are They Making Fun?

39:22 • 2min

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Is That Drag Syndrome?

41:01 • 3min

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What Do You Want Me to Do About It?

44:08 • 5min

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Speech Reading Is Not Lip Reading

49:32 • 2min

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We Need You to Donate

51:13 • 2min

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Stand Up for Mankind

52:46 • 2min

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We Got a New Tony John Today. You Know What?

54:46 • 4min

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Is That a Good Idea?

58:24 • 5min

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Is Your Mom a Cunt?

01:03:50 • 2min

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The Apps Are Not for People That Are Lonely

01:05:27 • 2min

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Getting a Pussy?

01:07:35 • 2min

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Do You Use the Toilet When You Leave the Motherfucking Bathroom?

01:09:07 • 2min

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You're a Piece of Shit. You Need Your Own Spouse

01:10:47 • 2min

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I Don't Know Your Name, but You're Naughty as Hell.

01:12:36 • 2min

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The Manosphere Is Not Just Men Calling

01:14:50 • 2min

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The Millionaire Matchmaker

01:16:44 • 2min

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I Don't Deal With You Sassy Ass Bro.

01:18:34 • 2min

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You Ain't Shit, You're Not Happy Christina

01:20:32 • 2min

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I've Been Hanging Around Dudes My Whole Life, Right?

01:22:10 • 2min

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How Do You Like Your Car?

01:24:08 • 3min

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Is Your Mom in the Bedarded?

01:27:32 • 2min

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I Love You So Much. I'm Gonna Trade That as You We V4 Motorcycle

01:29:19 • 3min

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You Don't Know What's a Criminal?

01:31:55 • 4min

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The World's Fattest Man

01:36:07 • 2min

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Did You Fuck Ralphie?

01:38:13 • 2min

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The Body's Caretaker of the Body

01:39:54 • 2min

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Is She Taking a Break From TikTok?

01:41:28 • 3min

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How Do You Determine Your Speed on the Ground?

01:44:45 • 2min

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You Don't Like Pressure Washing?

01:46:28 • 4min

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How You Find Hoes?

01:50:36 • 3min

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The Fucking Skeleton

01:53:38 • 2min

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Can You Do This to Chicken?

01:55:21 • 2min

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The Most Sacred Meal of Our Tribe

01:57:12 • 2min

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Canned Chicken in Racism

01:59:06 • 2min

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You Haven't Ever Seen Time?

02:01:25 • 7min