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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Feb 12, 2025 • 1h 25min

Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure | Your Mom's House Ep. 797

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase. Try VIIA Hemp! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man.Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks.Your Mom’s House Ep. 797https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:03:30 - Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler00:07:26 - Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy 00:15:02 - The World's Greatest Whistler 00:21:28 - Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots 00:23:13 - Clip: No Soy Boys00:23:49 - This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin'00:29:26 - This Is The Tom Green Segment 00:36:55 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks00:44:40 - Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order00:50:24 - Clip: Karen Getting Arrested00:52:54 - TikToks00:57:59 - A Normal Life01:11:23 - Clip: A Barrel Roll 01:14:20 - Horrible Or Hilarious01:17:31 - Garth Brooks01:22:34 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Feb 5, 2025 • 1h 18min

Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tourSPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/ymh. Just go to https://LiveGood.com/YMH to save 10% on your first order. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Hey mommies, this week it's just Tom and Tina doing what they do in the place where they do it. Valentime's Day is around the corner so the Main Mommies check out some ideas Fancy Chef has cooked up, before opening the show with a dude who's not ashamed to admit his burying skills. They also watch a user submitted happy birthday drive-thru video, recall some classic clips from William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, speculate on Norm Summerton's whereabouts, congratulate YMH President Emma Hix on winning best POV Anal scene at the AVN awards, ridicule some gypsies, and Christina faces her fears and takes on a gauntlet of puke clips. They also check out some TikToks, horrible or hilarious clips, and other weird and wild vids from the darkest corners of the internets. What do you think Unc Shine is saying in Nikki Minaj clip? Let us know below!Your Mom’s House Ep. 796https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastGAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY).Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD).21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS).1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK.Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro00:02:13 - Valentime's Day Right Around The Corner 00:05:49 - Opening Clip: Bury My Face In It00:13:09 - Christina Makes A Great Point 00:15:57 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru 00:19:32 - Clip: Unc Shine Wants Some Nikki Minaj 00:26:43 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem 00:30:43 - William Tapley The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse 00:34:32 - Clip: Norm Summerton00:35:28 - Clip: Bruce Bruce Saying Bert's Name Wrong00:36:31 - The Romani People 00:43:10 - Gauntlet Of Puke00:53:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious00:58:02 - Clip: Upper Back Pain Removal 00:58:58 - Clip: Flossing Nurse01:01:01 - Congratulations To YMH President Emma Hix01:02:41 - TikToks01:16:04 - Closing Song - "I Got Diarrhea" by Ali XieZer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jan 29, 2025 • 1h 33min

The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tourSPONSORS: Go to https://zbiotics.com/YMH and use YMH at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquid-iv.com/ and use code YMH at checkout. It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton.Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious!Your Mom’s House Ep. 795https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastChapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro00:03:34 - Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips00:05:26 - What's Your Protocol?00:08:13 - Unc Shine Is Consistent 00:13:41 - RPC 00:16:29 - Recapping Charo's Visit 00:19:40 - The Choke But In Tattoo Form 00:22:37 - Clip: Kevin Samuels 00:26:02 - Jim Norton Can't Save You00:31:38 - The Royal "We"00:37:04 - Married To A Trans Woman00:41:41 - The Future Of Human Sexuality?00:45:12 - Closers, Touring, & Podcasting 00:48:44 - Cancel Culture 00:54:07 - Jim Norton’s Crew Of Comedy Greats 00:57:00 - Vandalism Is Funny 01:02:52 - Brendan Walsh01:07:45 - Colin Quinn & Dave Attell 01:11:56 - The Best Of The Best01:17:47 - Classic Comedies 01:22:15 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:29:30 - Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jan 22, 2025 • 1h 53min

Tom's Mom Joins OnlyFans | Your Mom's House Ep. 794

In a hilarious twist, Tom's mom considers starting an OnlyFans account, leading to uproarious discussions about the pros and cons of the platform. The trio shares laughs over vacation antics, plays 'Horrible or Hilarious' with viral clips, and dives into the chaos of everyday life. They also reflect on personal health and comedic disasters while keeping the mood light and entertaining. Plus, there's a fun challenge involving British accents and an unexpected closing song that wraps up the lively banter.
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Jan 15, 2025 • 2h 2min

Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793

Susan Hendricks, a former news anchor and true crime journalist known for her gripping coverage of murder cases, joins the show to discuss notorious crimes like the JonBenét Ramsey case and the Menendez brothers. She examines why people are drawn to the dark side of human nature and shares personal stories from her reporting days. The conversation dives into the psychological intrigue behind violent crime and the emotional toll it takes on victims' families, all while keeping the tone engaging and lively.
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Jan 8, 2025 • 1h 37min

Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792

In a lively discussion with comedian Sam Tripoli, known for his conspiracy theory antics, the trio dives into bizarre topics like drones surveilling New Jersey and the perils of mass surveillance. They share laughs over wild Japanese game shows and the viral phenomenon's dark side. The conversation also touches on parenting challenges, a fun 'would you rather?' question, and a campaign to convince Charo to embrace OnlyFans. It's a hilarious ride through absurdity and social commentary, all wrapped in humor.
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Jan 1, 2025 • 1h 34min

Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791

Armie Hammer, known for his roles in The Social Network and Call Me By Your Name, joins the conversation. He gets candid about his journey from Hollywood to a timeshare desk, addressing the controversies surrounding him. The chat takes surprising turns, covering topics like peculiar kinks, redemption arcs, and even the dark humor of heart consumption. Christina and Tom reflect on their New Year's antics and hair disasters, creating a mix of lighthearted banter and deep introspection. Expect laughs, insights, and an entertaining take on life's complexities!
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Dec 18, 2024 • 2h 13min

Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790

Jeff's new special Last Cowboy In LA is out right now on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwRz8rvGizI&t=2sSPONSORS:-Get 20% off + 2 FREE pillows for all mattress orders https://HelixSleep.com/YMH-Try BlueChew FREE-just pay $5 shipping at checkout–when you visit http://BlueChew.com - That’s http://BlueChew.com to receive your first month FREE.-Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM.-Use code YMHJOY24 with DoorDash for 50% off your first order.-Paid Endorser of Rogue, but Tom is also a current customer and his opinions of Rogue Nicotine Pouches remain honest and based on his personal experience.Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment. Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns.Tom and Christina are then joined by the last cowboy in LA, Jeff Dye! He's got a new special out and he's got a lot of thoughts on big city girls in boots and dresses. The mommies talk to him about taboo jokes, offensive last names, politicians on podcasts, Trumps weight loss, dumb girls stuff, then they check out some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some of Christina's curations! Merry Chrysler to all, happy holidays to some, don't forget your Uvers, and to all a good night!Your Mom’s House Ep. 790https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Dec 11, 2024 • 1h 25min

Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns | YMH Ep. 789

Tony Johns, known for his quirky personality and past contributions, joins the conversation. The hosts dive into hilarious discussions about unusual names and share fond memories of Chuck Woolery. They also touch on odd airline frustrations and cultural stereotypes. Personal anecdotes reveal the trials of holiday travel and the joys of culinary traditions. Throughout, the humor shines as they reflect on fame, societal quirks, and shared awkward moments, blending laughter with deeper life themes.
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Dec 4, 2024 • 1h 25min

Ranking America's Hottest Presidents | YMH Ep. 788

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tourSPONSORS:Save on the perfect gift by visiting https://AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code MOM at checkout.This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and beyond excited that it's finally December! Before sharing some updates about Tina's lipsticks and Tommy's tour dates, the Main Mommies open the show with a clip of a kissy face dude who really wants to be shown some bobs and vagene if you know what I mean. They next check out some really cool clips of some liquid brown tests and some really solid ball-bag tips. Christine also talks about her recent interest in weightlifting and Tom brings about an in-depth conversation about which US President is the hottest. The two of the go all out and rank them, before watching some Horrible or Hilarious clips and some Toks, before calling it a day. Love you, see you next week...M'wah!Your Mom’s House Ep. 788https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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