

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
YMH Studios
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
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Aug 27, 2025 • 1h 19min
Our Favorite Jeans w/ Charo | Your Mom's House Ep. 825
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo!
Guest SubmissionsChris Distefano - Ep. 765 https://youtu.be/aDknTsElGcAStavros Halkias - Ep. 711 https://youtu.be/L3zV1AzFisYSteve-O - Ep. 517 https://youtu.be/HjHJ1TY2AAgDr. Drew - Ep. 427 https://youtu.be/zeJkkihtD2AAndrew Santino - Ep. 466 https://youtu.be/0_tdOY6ssbIRyan Sickler - Ep. 735 https://youtu.be/b5WvnO5E8PsJohnny Pemberton - Ep. 612 https://youtu.be/gB1LQBp8nLADuncan Trussell -YMH Live X https://ymhstudios.com/rent-ymh-x/Robert Iler + Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Ep. 561 https://youtu.be/BbNqYAR1ulQSteph Tolev - Ep. 814 https://youtu.be/4Gi917jYvdgMark Normand - 2 Bears, 1 Cave 85 https://youtu.be/cQNH8Djac-cJosh Potter - Home Here Now Doc w/ RPC https://youtu.be/HmViwV_10ykArmie Hammer - Ep. 791 https://youtu.be/-Ay7j-X-Wxs
Mommy SubmissionsDaniel -Ep. 537 https://youtu.be/xVOR712pRaEDouglas -Ep. 759 https://youtu.be/qN5rXW5C238Ellison -Ep. 644 https://youtu.be/A-95v0ngiGcKaitlin -Ep. 773 https://youtu.be/pBfdf85I-hkBobby - Ep. 358 https://youtu.be/OIjeu2TQ4qs
Your Mom’s House Ep. 825
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:06 - Stavros Halkias - Pig Poutine
00:03:57 - Chris Distefano - Trans Love
00:07:11 - Mommy Kaitlin - Hammy Escapes
00:16:04 - Steve-O - Skyjacking
00:19:24 - Robert Iler & Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Buried For The Kinks
00:22:12 - Mommy Daniel - Pouncey Twins
00:27:46 - Mark Normand - Fat & Gross Segura
00:31:20 - Dr. Drew - Meeting RPC
00:34:59 - Mommy Ellison - Charo's "Bet"
00:42:05 - Andrew Santino - Good Morning Julia
00:46:50 - Ryan Sickler - Jesse Lee Peterson
00:51:54 - Johnny Pemberton - Lathe Death
00:53:33 - Duncan Trussell - Will Blunderfield's Retreat
00:55:44 - Mommy Bobby - Top Dog Blonde Jokes
01:03:20 - Steph Tolev - Pig Poutine Redux
01:06:53 - Josh Potter - Home Here Now
01:12:32 - Armie Hammer - Austin Is Insane
01:13:39 - Mommy Douglas - Good Mornin' Julia Song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 20, 2025 • 1h 31min
Hellraiser Or Hilarious w/ Doug Bradley (Pinhead) | Your Mom's House Ep. 824
In this lively discussion, Doug Bradley, renowned for his role as Pinhead in Hellraiser, shares the intricate details behind his iconic character’s look and the philosophy of horror villains. He also reveals what it's like being recognized by fans who associate him with their childhood nightmares. The conversation takes humorous detours as Doug reflects on the chaos of low-budget filmmaking and how horror has influenced popular culture, including BDSM aesthetics. With his unexpected comedic insights, Doug proves that terror and laughter can co-exist.

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Aug 13, 2025 • 1h 16min
The Fart Mic Returns w/ Ron White | Your Mom's House Ep. 823
Ron White, the cigar-smoking comedian from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, joins Christina P for a hilarious chat. They explore Ron's unconventional romance with his '49-year-old bombshell' girlfriend and dive into his misadventures on a Paris river cruise that included a furious captain and a stay in a hotel with a sex swing. The duo brings back the beloved 'fart mic,' swapping outrageous stories about prenups gone wrong and the limits of intimacy in later years. From fart sandwiches to humorous thoughts on aging, it's a wild and entertaining ride!

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Aug 6, 2025 • 1h 17min
Where My Toms At? w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 822
Duncan Trussell, comedian and podcaster known for his surreal humor, joins Christina P for a wild ride filled with brain-bending absurdity. They discuss everything from ‘energy sex’ to cult warning signs, even pondering if Scientology is a cheaper alternative to therapy. Duncan shares anecdotes about boner-shaman Will Blunderfield and why George Washington's preserved essence might be fueling the nation. Meanwhile, Christina hilariously investigates Sydney Sweeney's alleged eugenics connections, weaving a chaotic tapestry of conspiracy theories and emotional nudity.

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Jul 30, 2025 • 1h 21min
Charo Returns… And She's Got A New Show! | Your Mom's House Ep. 821
Charo, the vibrant Spanish-American actress and musician, joins the hosts for an uproarious conversation about her upcoming show, Muy Mucha Charo. They discuss her quirky dream of a Mazda Miata convertible, touch on her adjustment to life in Austin, and playfully debate her potential Vegas show titled "Fart Mistress Live." Along the way, Tom shares a wild sci-fi colonoscopy story and the trio dives into hilarious psychological evaluations, all packed with lively banter and laughter.

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Jul 23, 2025 • 1h 44min
Sex Crime Sandwich w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 820
In this engaging discussion, comedian Joe DeRosa shares his comedic journey and insights from running his New York City sandwich shop, Joey Roses. The trio dives into hilarious debates about absurd military call signs, explores the aftermath of psych evaluations, and shares personal anecdotes about fasting and mental health. Joe jokingly fantasizes about quitting comedy for a Best Buy job, while the group critiques celebrity sex criminals and ponder the dark side of fame. With humor and candor, they tackle everything from body image to ludicrous food trends.

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Jul 16, 2025 • 2h 2min
Did We Hire Psychos?! w/ Dr. Hope Torres | Your Mom's House Ep. 819
Dr. Hope Torres, an Austin-based counselor specializing in trauma analysis, joins for a wild ride examining the personalities of the YMH crew. Expect shocking results from personality assessments on everyone, from Tom to Christina, revealing their ranking on a scale from 'normal' to 'traumatized combat vet.' The conversation shifts from hilarious personal anecdotes to deeper insights about mental health, shedding light on the complexities of trauma, behaviors, and even the fun quirks that make each staff member unique.

Jul 9, 2025 • 1h 26min
Big Ryan Energy w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 818
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This week on Your Mom’s House, we've got a real throwback episode as Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by the always hilarious Ryan Sickler! Before sickle cell slides into the Mommy Dome, Tom and CP kick things off with a wild opening clip featuring a vulgar homeless man in a McDonald’s, discuss Love Island’s dumbest contestant, and CP raises her art price. They also break down zodiac signs, death row meals, Jeff Bezos's wedding, Oprah's lesbian love life, and why chicks might just be a little dumb sometimes.
Ryan Sickler joins the fun and the trio covers everything from a defecating police chief and the chocolate booty obsessed guy also named Ryan to horrible or hilarious fails—including a bull attack, a shit flood, and one extremely unfortunate motorcycle. Ryan shares a killer story about a guy named “Joey Uno” and relives his worst high school nickname. CP gets roasted for looking like the Hamburglar, and Sickler drops a disgusting, classic YMH-worthy dump tale. Oh—and there’s a deep dive into feeding your meow with fruit, plane meltdowns, Will Smith’s weirdness, and roleplay gone very wrong. It’s a banger. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 818
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:09 - Opening Clip: I Get My D Sucked
00:08:51 - Love Island UK Dummies
00:19:16 - Jeff Bezos Wedding + Oprah's Lesbian Relationship
00:25:30 - What's Your Sign?
00:33:04 - Ryan Sickler
00:36:26 - Hostile Work Environment
00:42:31 - Big Ryan Energy
00:52:59 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:02:27 - Sweet & Sour Broads
01:08:41 - Will Smith
01:15:40 - Holding Space For Bad Thoughts
01:21:42 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously)" by Odd-Track Numbers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 2, 2025 • 1h 7min
Who's More Mentally Ill? | Your Mom's House Ep. 817
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back in Los Angeles! CP’s rocking a bold Zorro-inspired new look and Tom shows off his scar from a street fight with a surfer, and they both break down the fine line between plastic surgery and mental illness.
The Main Mommies check out some truly unhinged videos including Adrien Brody’s social media posts, a clip about parasites in places they shouldn’t be, and some gay black dudes swapping spit. Plus, Tom shares the story of his loudest gym fart, CP raises the price of her art, and the two debate whether posing nude at art school is the key to escaping homelessness. Tommy F-Stop also makes his debut on the show, Tom’s kids are as feral as ever, and CP walks us through the bloodiest promo idea ever based on her recent surgery. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 817
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:05 - Opening Clip: Ryan Likes Ass
00:08:11 - Christina's New Look & Tom's Surfer Fight
00:20:25 - Adrien Brody
00:24:54 - Goth Basketball Player
00:27:53 - Gay Stuff For Enny
00:32:25 - Clip: Parasites In Your P
00:35:02 - Gym Farts
00:40:24 - Who's More Mentally Ill?
00:45:32 - Movies
00:49:23 - Tommy F-Stop
00:57:20 - Laugh Till Your Face Falls Off
01:02:51 - Closing Song - "4 Stroke Anthem" by Gaping Dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 25, 2025 • 1h 14min
It's An Austrian Painter Summer! | Your Mom's House Ep. 816
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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just Tom Segura and Christina P in the Mommy Dome, and things get historically unhinged. Tom has declared it's Hitler Summer and he's waist deep in World War Two documentaries. He also talks about watching a Bin Laden documentary that's especially fascinating. before sharing a thought about how Hitler was a great friend. Christina has also got a new painting on deck and the two mock Adrien Brody’s art, and have more fun with AI Keanu Reeves.
Tom tells a hilarious story about watching Star Wars with their sons, Christina messes with a spam texter in the middle of the episode, A Tom-Ed Kemper abomination details his homicidal plans, and a horrifying run of “Horrible or Hilarious” clips and Toks featuring 18-wheelers, busted ankles, and piss pups. Plus, CP roasts Meghan Markle (again), Tom hypes the Fancy vs. Phillip showdown, and we close the show with an Enny-themed banger. Wild clips. Even wilder theories. No guest, no problem. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 816
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:38 - War Documentary Summer
00:06:08 - Hitler Was A Great Friend
00:13:44 - Opening Clip: Chris Hansen Caught Ya
00:19:20 - Adrien Brody's Art & Christina's Latest Work
00:27:23 - Clip: Baldwin Cringe
00:28:21 - Star Wars With The Boys
00:33:34 - Pac Man Jones Calls Tom
00:35:44 - Pitching TV Shows
00:38:21 - Clip: Beefing on CNN
00:39:48 - Fancy Vs Phillip
00:43:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:42 - Ed Kemper Tom
00:56:11 - Clip: My Ankle!
00:57:56 - The Black Segment
00:59:49 - TikToks
01:10:50 - Closing Song -"Enny Wears Those Pants" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices