Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Attention Hanover, MD! Tommy Buns is coming to The Hall At Live! Casino, Sunday, October 19. Get tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't miss out on the chance to pick up Christina's 4 new cosmetic products! Evermore Liquid Lipstick, Lip Gloss, and Velvet Crush Blush. Available now at https://christinap.com SPONSORS: - New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a pro fighter. The gang debates who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky! Your Mom’s House Ep. 830 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit https://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in NH/OR/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Fees may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $200 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 10/19/25. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos . Ends 10/12/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:16 - Opening Clip: Fart Eyes 00:12:33 - BTB Type Shit 00:20:14 - Fartmacy 00:28:06 - Smelly M-Fers 00:33:21 - The Worst Smelling Countries List 00:46:56 - Napkin Pants 00:49:25 - Gay Stuff For Enny 00:57:32 - Clip: Fart Drive-Thru 00:58:31 - Clip: WHAT 01:01:10 - Art Update 01:02:30 - Closing Song -"*ss Liquor" by R PATTZ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Shop, save, and SCOOOORE today at https://Wayfair.com. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. - Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/YMH to get 30% off your first order and a free $60 gift. - If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order head to https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! #viiaparter Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans with one of their all-time favorite guests—comedian Ian Bagg! The Mommies dive right in with Ian’s trademark razor-sharp crowd-work style and wild storytelling, picking up where they left off after years of friendship and touring together. Ian shares hilarious memories from their trip to South Africa, including Apartheid Museum awkwardness, getting clowned by local comics, and Bobby Lee’s infamous run-in with some unlucky robbers. They also talk about the chaos of comedy festivals, the strange hierarchy among comics, and what it’s like navigating green rooms, promoters, and fans before a big "Blacks Only" show. Before Ian joins in, Tom and Christina debate a relationship fights where someone says “Nobody cares,” check out a clip of a dude threatening to eat a strangers’ ass, debut some now censored art, get raw with emotion, and take a bite of Fancy Chef's big chocolate bar. Strap in, Jeans, because Baggles is back! Your Mom’s House Ep. 829 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:12 - Opening Clip: Buy Christina's New Lipstick 00:14:16 - Clip: Dear Jennifer 00:16:49 - Art Update 00:19:26 - "Nobody Cares" Email 00:31:01 - Clip: Bite Of Your Sexy Ass 00:34:01 - The Main Mommies Get Emotional 00:41:43 - Clip: Fancy Chocolate Bar 00:44:35 - Ian Bagg: Comedy In South Africa 00:52:16 - Green Room 01:01:31 - Clip: Angry Aussie Politician 01:03:11 - Other Canadians & Will Blunderfield 01:12:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:19:33 - Iraqi Influencer 01:26:05 - Private Videos In Public 01:31:53 - Black Magic 01:35:17 - TikToks 01:47:20 - Clip: Relationship Advice 01:50:28 - Clip: Not A Real Cop 01:51:03 - Rope Prep & After Care 01:55:47 - Wrap Up 01:56:57 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic" by DJ Fartmoose Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Make sure to watch Jordan's new Netflix special "Take Me With You", streaming now! SPONSORS: Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Head to https://BlueChew.com to get your first month FREE. Just use promo code YMH at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 Instantly in Bonus Bets. Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 25% Off Sitewide. Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity. Your Mom’s House Ep. 828 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos . Ends 9/29/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:48 - Christina's Art & Cat Breath 00:04:10 - Code Switching For Elite Whites 00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Demons In My Womb 00:18:39 - Clip: Fart On Me Freakout 00:23:28 - Double Pipe Collab 00:25:56 - Do You Have A Husband? 00:30:48 - Clip: Presidential Candidate 00:32:36 - Full Figured Woman 00:36:38 - Napkin Pants 00:38:49 - Jordan Jensen Isn't Gay 00:44:27 - Masculine Comedy Energy 00:50:24 - Gender Traitor 01:40:45 - Closing Song: "Six Butts (More To Love)" By DJ Fat Hog Jeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Shop SKIMS Mens at ⁠https://SKIMS.com⁠ - New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 Instantly in Bonus Bets. Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to ⁠http://LIQUID-IV.COM⁠ and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. - Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at https://www.monarchmoney.com/ymh - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. Tom Segura and Christina P are back in the jeans with a very special guest — the King of Props himself, Carrot Top! From his legendary Vegas run at the Luxor to his wildest corporate gig disasters, Carrot Top brings decades of insane stories, prop magic, and pure chaos. Before Carrot Top enters the Mommy Dome, Tim and Christine The mommies dive deep into everything from Christina’s new artwork of Tom’s body (and perfectly to-scale junk) to DIY butt-stuff therapies, plus ass-worship furniture, queening chairs on Amazon, and the return of the fart mic. Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean. Your Mom’s House Ep. 827 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos . Ends 9/29/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:26 - Opening Clip: Butt Stuff Solutions 00:05:38 - Christina's New Art 00:16:45 - Karl Lagerfeld 00:19:45 - Queening & Ass Worship 00:29:57 - Clip: Join Me In The Shower 00:31:50 - Mean Comments From Dudes 00:35:13 - Clip: Tard Fraud 00:39:58 - Carrot Top 00:45:20 - The Prop Process 00:54:33 - Clean Comedy & Nightmare Gigs 01:03:26 - Clip: Ozzy's Austrian Painter Inspo 01:04:14 - Clip: Dan Pena 01:04:27 - Clip: Tard Fraud 01:06:05 - Messing With Gene Simmons & Stolen Prop Valor 01:25:52 - Uncle Terry, Gingers, & More Props 01:35:53 - TikToks 01:44:48 - Carlin Liked Me 01:53:03 - Closing Song -"Now I'm In Your Ass Yeah" by Street Justice Remix Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: New Customers Bet $5 to get $300 Instantly in Bonus Bets and $200 OFF NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTube TV. Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Here come the Cincinnati boys! Tom welcomes comedian/actor Gary Owen—for a long-overdue YMH hang. They trade Queen City origin stories, first mics, and the wild path that took Gary from the U.S. Navy to San Diego open mics, Black room gauntlets, and a film run with legends like Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence, the Wayans brothers, and Kevin Hart. Tom also challenges Gary to a round of “Tom or Black?”, they relive the Def Jam glory days, FSU vs. Alabama stadium suites, Deion “Prime” Sanders, Randy Moss's fishing obsession, Bengals heartbreak, and why standup is booming again. Plus: Tom opens the show 28 minutes in with Ryan's latest interest Brazilian farts. Your Mom’s House Ep. 826 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new DraftKings customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Get 1 promo code to redeem discounted NFL Sunday Ticket subscription and max. $300 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos . NFL Sunday Ticket: YouTube TV base plan (not included in this offer) required to watch NFL Sunday Ticket on YouTube TV. Subscription autorenews yearly at then-current price (currently $378 for YouTube TV subscribers, or $480 for YouTube subscribers); cancel anytime. Terms, restrictions, embargoes and eligibility requirements apply. No refunds. Digital only games excluded. Commercial use excluded. Additional terms: https://tv.youtube.com/learn/nflsundayticket/draftkings/. Offer ends 9/7/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:40 - Two Cincinnati Kids 00:09:00 - Doing Comedy For The Blacks 00:18:34 - White Audiences Vs Black Audiences 00:25:46 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan 00:27:13 - Rich Guys Into Deranged Shit 00:31:23 - Working With Comedy Legends 00:36:05 - Gary's New Special & Undercover Boss 00:42:41 - Tom Or Black? 00:46:20 - Florida State Vs Alabama 00:48:30 - Randy Moss 00:54:23 - The Cincinnati Bengals 01:00:46 - Why Move To Austin? 01:05:37 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns" by Sweet Mitchel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Make sure to tune in to Muy Mucha Charo! New episodes every other Thursday https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdW3LCtKigp5hl7Pi38QRNG SPONSORS: Get organized, refreshed, and back to routine for way less. Head to https://wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/YMH and start saving today. Sale ends 8/31. Head to https://adamandeve.com and use code YMH for your discount. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo! Guest SubmissionsChris Distefano - Ep. 765 https://youtu.be/aDknTsElGcAStavros Halkias - Ep. 711 https://youtu.be/L3zV1AzFisYSteve-O - Ep. 517 https://youtu.be/HjHJ1TY2AAgDr. Drew - Ep. 427 https://youtu.be/zeJkkihtD2AAndrew Santino - Ep. 466 https://youtu.be/0_tdOY6ssbIRyan Sickler - Ep. 735 https://youtu.be/b5WvnO5E8PsJohnny Pemberton - Ep. 612 https://youtu.be/gB1LQBp8nLADuncan Trussell -YMH Live X https://ymhstudios.com/rent-ymh-x/Robert Iler + Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Ep. 561 https://youtu.be/BbNqYAR1ulQSteph Tolev - Ep. 814 https://youtu.be/4Gi917jYvdgMark Normand - 2 Bears, 1 Cave 85 https://youtu.be/cQNH8Djac-cJosh Potter - Home Here Now Doc w/ RPC https://youtu.be/HmViwV_10ykArmie Hammer - Ep. 791 https://youtu.be/-Ay7j-X-Wxs Mommy SubmissionsDaniel -Ep. 537 https://youtu.be/xVOR712pRaEDouglas -Ep. 759 https://youtu.be/qN5rXW5C238Ellison -Ep. 644 https://youtu.be/A-95v0ngiGcKaitlin -Ep. 773 https://youtu.be/pBfdf85I-hkBobby - Ep. 358 https://youtu.be/OIjeu2TQ4qs Your Mom’s House Ep. 825 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:06 - Stavros Halkias - Pig Poutine 00:03:57 - Chris Distefano - Trans Love 00:07:11 - Mommy Kaitlin - Hammy Escapes 00:16:04 - Steve-O - Skyjacking 00:19:24 - Robert Iler & Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Buried For The Kinks 00:22:12 - Mommy Daniel - Pouncey Twins 00:27:46 - Mark Normand - Fat & Gross Segura 00:31:20 - Dr. Drew - Meeting RPC 00:34:59 - Mommy Ellison - Charo's "Bet" 00:42:05 - Andrew Santino - Good Morning Julia 00:46:50 - Ryan Sickler - Jesse Lee Peterson 00:51:54 - Johnny Pemberton - Lathe Death 00:53:33 - Duncan Trussell - Will Blunderfield's Retreat 00:55:44 - Mommy Bobby - Top Dog Blonde Jokes 01:03:20 - Steph Tolev - Pig Poutine Redux 01:06:53 - Josh Potter - Home Here Now 01:12:32 - Armie Hammer - Austin Is Insane 01:13:39 - Mommy Douglas - Good Mornin' Julia Song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this lively discussion, Doug Bradley, renowned for his role as Pinhead in Hellraiser, shares the intricate details behind his iconic character’s look and the philosophy of horror villains. He also reveals what it's like being recognized by fans who associate him with their childhood nightmares. The conversation takes humorous detours as Doug reflects on the chaos of low-budget filmmaking and how horror has influenced popular culture, including BDSM aesthetics. With his unexpected comedic insights, Doug proves that terror and laughter can co-exist.

Ron White, the cigar-smoking comedian from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, joins Christina P for a hilarious chat. They explore Ron's unconventional romance with his '49-year-old bombshell' girlfriend and dive into his misadventures on a Paris river cruise that included a furious captain and a stay in a hotel with a sex swing. The duo brings back the beloved 'fart mic,' swapping outrageous stories about prenups gone wrong and the limits of intimacy in later years. From fart sandwiches to humorous thoughts on aging, it's a wild and entertaining ride!

Duncan Trussell, comedian and podcaster known for his surreal humor, joins Christina P for a wild ride filled with brain-bending absurdity. They discuss everything from ‘energy sex’ to cult warning signs, even pondering if Scientology is a cheaper alternative to therapy. Duncan shares anecdotes about boner-shaman Will Blunderfield and why George Washington's preserved essence might be fueling the nation. Meanwhile, Christina hilariously investigates Sydney Sweeney's alleged eugenics connections, weaving a chaotic tapestry of conspiracy theories and emotional nudity.

Charo, the vibrant Spanish-American actress and musician, joins the hosts for an uproarious conversation about her upcoming show, Muy Mucha Charo. They discuss her quirky dream of a Mazda Miata convertible, touch on her adjustment to life in Austin, and playfully debate her potential Vegas show titled "Fart Mistress Live." Along the way, Tom shares a wild sci-fi colonoscopy story and the trio dives into hilarious psychological evaluations, all packed with lively banter and laughter.