Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Jessica Kirson, a comedian celebrated for her vibrant humor and her Hulu special 'I'm The Man,' joins the conversation for laughs and insights. They explore the absurdity of fan encounters at celebrity events, including one involving an aggressive photographer and Denzel Washington. Kirson reflects on trauma and the unexpected upside of personal challenges, while also reacting to a wild scam story about a woman duped by a fake Keanu Reeves online. The trio shares hilarious clips, covering everything from TikTok curiosities to bizarre animal antics, ensuring plenty of laughs.

Brent Weinbach, a comedian known for his viral hit "Gangster Party Line" and his recent special "Popular Culture," joins for a hilarious chat. They delve into personal anecdotes, from awkward high school experiences to the quirks of urban life. Brent shares insights about the design flaws of sex toys and engages in playful banter about a now-lost video project. The trio also explores the absurdity of celebrity trials, blending dark humor with lighthearted commentary, resulting in a lively and entertaining conversation.

This time, comedian and storyteller Mike Birbiglia joins the fun. Known for his one-man shows and a notable presence on Broadway, he dives into his fascinating transformation from a sleepwalker to a successful comedian. The conversation takes unexpected turns, from absurd moments involving celebrities to Mike's surreal encounter with the Pope. Plus, he candidly explores the pressures of mental health and performing, wrapping it all in entertaining anecdotes that highlight the absurdity of life and relationships.

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them in watching wild videos, chatting with celebrity guests and sharing stories! Pull those jeans high and tight and welcome to the Mommy-Dome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/YMH Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold. They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name. Don't forget to check your b holes for sores! Your Mom’s House Ep. 809 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:00 - Fergie's Greatest Hits 00:05:56 - Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting 00:08:17 - Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy 00:09:32 - Opening Clip: Bed Flip 00:14:45 - Tony Johns Is Locked Up 00:22:46 - Mother Tongue 00:31:18 - The Cool Guy Who Got Away 00:42:38 - Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff 00:45:37 - Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets 00:54:05 - Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole 00:54:50 - A New Challenge 00:59:07 - Enny Thoughts 01:03:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:06:54 - Vietnamese Hair Salon 01:11:08 - Dates 01:12:51 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic Assassins" by Brothers & Hendawg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour Don't miss Tom Segura's new sketch comedy series "Bad Thoughts" premiering on Netflix May 13th! SPONSORS: Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @‌drinklightstrike. You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to http://LIQUIDIV.COM and use code YMH at checkout. Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back from Fantasy Island and the Mommies kick things off with a classic opening clip that'll have you saying, "What?!"They catch up on Tony Johns’ latest adventures — including his Vegas sex scene and current courtroom drama — plus a surprise call from RPC where he seems down to drop everything and join the Vegas fun! Next, Tom drops the trailer for his brand-new Netflix show and debuts it for the all the Mommies first. Tim and Kirsten also weigh in on Mick Jagger’s wedding, Keanu’s appropriately aged girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow’s face situation, and why taking care of yourself before you're too old is the move. They next go down a TikTok rabbit hole which includes bad haircuts, buffets, secret menu items, portal jumping, Little Debbie honey buns, and fat-shaming in Thailand. All this, plus some music dreams, rougey cocktails, underage drinking nostalgia, lipstick plugs, and a whole lot of gay corn jokes. Pull those jeans up! Your Mom’s House Ep. 808 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:54 - Fantasy Island 00:09:49 - Opening Clip: WHAT?! 00:14:50 - Tony Johns + RPC Collab? 00:29:33 - YMH Exclusive: Bad Thoughts Full Trailer Premiere 00:35:46 - Lipstick Plug & Greased Up 00:37:55 - Mick Jagger Got Married 00:42:19 - Taking Care Of Yourself 00:48:22 - Clip: Ms. Pat Asks Trick Daddy About Diddy 00:49:32 - Clip: Black Light Daddy Pop Star 00:53:25 - Adult Beverages 01:01:47 - Christina's Curations 01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Any C*m In Those Balls" by TPK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Brad Williams joins the conversation, bringing his unique perspectives on dwarfism and humor. They dive into the complexities of niche attractions, discussing dwarf fetishes and a new slur for tall people. Brad shares his thoughts on the controversial portrayal of dwarves in the new Snow White movie, highlighting Hollywood's ongoing casting issues. The trio explores the hilarity of short jokes and the challenge of following Brad's act, blending insightful commentary with laugh-out-loud moments along the way.

Tony Johns, an adult entertainer known for his OnlyFans content, joins the conversation for a wild ride. He shares his hilarious experience of being kicked out of a dive bar, alongside updates about his photo hustle and a steamy new project with Alexis Fawx. The banter turns playful as the hosts recount Tom's night at a gay bar, complete with outrageous outfits and relationship absurdities. They dive into humorous topics like aging, fisting in the gay community, and quirky personal anecdotes, all with a comedic twist.

Dive into hilarity as colonoscopies collide with comedy! Tom and Christina laugh about the absurdity of bodily functions, with Tom embracing his gross dad persona. They share outrageous dating tips and explore flatulence as a love language. A wild saga involving Tony Johns adds chaos, while the duo humorously critiques TikTok's rising stars. Their take on the Minecraft Movie and memorable live performances will keep you entertained. Expect anecdotes, wild characters, and plenty of laughs about life’s quirky moments!

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tourSPONSORS: Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @‌drinklightstrike. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to https://3DayBlinds.com/YMH. A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40 and then shares some stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP’s desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London’s food scene while criticizing Europe’s shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady’s wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it!Your Mom’s House Ep. 804https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcastChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:52 - UK Trip, Big Dad Energy, & Plane Poopies 00:07:20 - Madison Square Garden00:13:36 - European Public Toilets 00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Grippy Garfield00:23:26 - Fat Flight Attendants00:29:59 - Those Damn Baldwins 00:37:50 - Schizo Evelyn Montage 00:40:18 - Clip: Family Cloth00:41:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie00:44:20 - The Life & Times Of Tony Johns01:01:32 - Tony Johns Sets The Record Straight 01:09:12 - More Wild & Crazy Stories 01:16:47 - Making Dreams Come True 01:21:33 - Clip: Cone To The Face 01:22:09 - Clip: Dumb Push-ups01:22:38 - Clip: Well Done Ribs01:23:12 - Cool Guy Collabs01:24:56 - Shitty Wedding Speech01:33:38 - Wrap Up01:35:30 - Closing Song "I Got A DUI, Baby" by grasskingdoms & Fart Simpson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices