655 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Getting a Pussy?
You got to get the starter dick in there. If you haven't had an intimate relationship in 10 years, you got to just take the first one you can get. You know the drags or anything? I think that's the only time I've ever seen a kid with Down syndrome that wasn't fucking happy. That wasn't happy. All right whoopsie. So I'm just trying to have fun. And then also what kind of guy is she going to be able like, let's talk realistic expectations to, right? She's a 39 year old single woman. Who should she be looking for realistic? Well, you know, anyone she can get.
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