
Geopolitical Cousins
Geopolitical Cousins throws together analysts Jacob Shapiro and Marko Papic for some of the most in-depth, off-the-wall geopolitical analysis in the world.
Latest episodes

Jul 10, 2025 • 2h 6min
Realpolitik with Range (Trade Value Leaders Index P2)
Discover a captivating exploration of global leadership rankings through a geopolitical lens. Shapiro and Papic present bold choices like Lula and Netanyahu, while also diving into emerging leaders such as Albania's Rama. The conversation skillfully compares political figures to sports, analyzing their legacies and effectiveness. With sharp commentary on leaders like Putin and Xi Jinping, the hosts discuss strategic blunders and highlight women leaders like Sheinbaum and Maloney. Join them for a thought-provoking take on modern politics!

Jul 3, 2025 • 1h 26min
The Trade Value Leader Index
Dive into a creative ranking of global leaders, inspired by NBA trade values! Discover how effective leadership is assessed through categories like 'flawed but effective' and 'unproven gems.' Engage in lively debates surrounding figures like Lula da Silva, Modi, and Netanyahu, examining their impacts on international relations. Explore the controversial yet transformative leadership styles of President Bukele and others, all while mixing serious insight with playful competition and humor.

Jun 26, 2025 • 57min
Postmortem on the Iran-Israel War
The aftermath of the Iran-Israel war sparks a heated discussion on Trump's controversial claims about Iran's nuclear program. Media portrayal and political reactions take center stage as the speakers evaluate Iran's future amid shifting political landscapes. Insights into NATO's response and increasing defense spending reveal tensions with allies. The rising influence of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps and implications for Iraq are also explored, alongside opportunities for Kurdish nationalism in the chaotic geopolitical environment.

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Jun 22, 2025 • 1h 24min
America Strikes Iran
Jacob and Marko dive into the U.S. bombings of Iranian nuclear sites, exploring historical patterns and potential consequences. They analyze the possibility of regime change and Iran's expected restraint, emphasizing the significance of the Strait of Hormuz. The hosts critique Trump's foreign policy instincts and discuss the complexities of a multipolar world. With cultural references and a sprinkle of humor, they tackle global implications and the cyclical nature of Middle Eastern conflicts, all while weaving in an unexpected tie to NBA dynamics.

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Jun 19, 2025 • 1h 42min
To Bomb or Not To Bomb
Marko and Jacob dive into the escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, critiquing the U.S.'s military options and the complexities of intervention. They explore the delusions of political movements in America and dissect Europe’s unity amidst crises. The discussion touches on the failures of international agreements and advocates for a revamped global diplomatic model, humorously dubbed the 'Concert of Mar-a.' Finally, they analyze how charismatic leadership shapes global politics and the implications for future diplomacy.

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Jun 13, 2025 • 1h 2min
Israel Strikes Iran
In a gripping discussion, the hosts unpack Israel's military strikes on Iranian nuclear sites, analyzing the potential for retaliation and the implications for U.S. strategy. They emphasize Saudi Arabia's pivotal role in the unfolding dynamics. Insights into Netanyahu's domestic pressures and the limited options for Iranian response reveal the fragile balance of power. Exploring historical parallels with military interventions in Syria and Serbia, they also navigate the complex relationships between the U.S., Israel, and Iran amidst rising tensions.

Jun 11, 2025 • 1h 34min
Manufactured Chaos
Marko and Jacob dive into the political chaos of ICE raids and protests in Los Angeles, revealing the media's role in amplifying the crisis. They dissect the hypocrisy surrounding immigration policies and the tensions between federal and state authority. Discussions turn to the evolution of populism in America, exploring how discontent may shift towards a centrist approach. They also analyze U.S.-China trade dynamics and reflect on how California's political maneuvers could signal deeper national divides, all while humorously highlighting the plight of self-driving cars.

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Jun 6, 2025 • 1h 47min
The New Age of Making Stuff (or Pretending To)
Marko rants about AI doomers and the challenges of regulating the unknown. He and Jacob debate whether regulation stifles innovation or safeguards society, linking TikTok to historical treaties. The duo dives into U.S.-Mexico relations, highlighting AMLO's misperceptions, and explores the impact of narco geopolitics on trade and migration. Argentina’s economic chaos and skepticism of Western reactions add depth, ensuring a fast-paced and engaging discussion that zigzags through complex geopolitical issues.

May 29, 2025 • 1h 32min
Uber-Manliness
The discussion kicks off with a sharp critique of U.S. responses to Iran, showcasing Biden's steadiness amid chaos. The hosts hilariously connect Taylor Swift's influence to global politics. They dive deep into masculinity, contrasting traditional and modern views, while calling out toxic masculinity’s impact. Immigration policies take center stage, with a humorous look at the contrast between the West and Russia. Finally, the complexities of America's budget deficit are examined, highlighting the ripple effects on everyday lives and political dynamics.

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May 22, 2025 • 1h 51min
Maple Syrup and Soft Power
Marko and Jacob debate Canada's geopolitical standing, humorously defending it with maple syrup and AI. They mock draft global powers while discussing tech and demographic influences on future world order. The conversation speculates on city-states like Singapore emerging in a multipolar world, and how non-state actors could reshape international relations. They also delve into the complexities of Israel's geopolitical role and the rising influence of nations like Brazil, highlighting the unpredictable nature of global power dynamics.