
Geopolitical Cousins
Geopolitical Cousins throws together analysts Jacob Shapiro and Marko Papic for some of the most in-depth, off-the-wall geopolitical analysis in the world.
Latest episodes

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Jun 6, 2025 • 1h 47min
The New Age of Making Stuff (or Pretending To)
Marko rants about AI doomers and the challenges of regulating the unknown. He and Jacob debate whether regulation stifles innovation or safeguards society, linking TikTok to historical treaties. The duo dives into U.S.-Mexico relations, highlighting AMLO's misperceptions, and explores the impact of narco geopolitics on trade and migration. Argentina’s economic chaos and skepticism of Western reactions add depth, ensuring a fast-paced and engaging discussion that zigzags through complex geopolitical issues.

May 29, 2025 • 1h 32min
Uber-Manliness
The discussion kicks off with a sharp critique of U.S. responses to Iran, showcasing Biden's steadiness amid chaos. The hosts hilariously connect Taylor Swift's influence to global politics. They dive deep into masculinity, contrasting traditional and modern views, while calling out toxic masculinity’s impact. Immigration policies take center stage, with a humorous look at the contrast between the West and Russia. Finally, the complexities of America's budget deficit are examined, highlighting the ripple effects on everyday lives and political dynamics.

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May 22, 2025 • 1h 51min
Maple Syrup and Soft Power
Marko and Jacob debate Canada's geopolitical standing, humorously defending it with maple syrup and AI. They mock draft global powers while discussing tech and demographic influences on future world order. The conversation speculates on city-states like Singapore emerging in a multipolar world, and how non-state actors could reshape international relations. They also delve into the complexities of Israel's geopolitical role and the rising influence of nations like Brazil, highlighting the unpredictable nature of global power dynamics.

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May 15, 2025 • 1h 27min
Our 2025 Geopolitical Power Draft
The hosts dive into chaos and caffeine with an entertaining Geopolitical Power Draft, discussing everything from Gulf monarchies to Trump's controversial jet gift. They explore Zelensky's strategic maneuvers and how Saudi Arabia is evolving in the geopolitical landscape. There's talk of multipolarity and emerging powers like the UAE in the AI race. The playful draft highlights potential power players over the next 30 years, examining the roles of countries like India, Turkey, and Brazil while challenging assumptions about military strength and demographics.

May 12, 2025 • 57min
TikTok Dictators and the End of Hegemony
The podcast dives into the chaos of Middle Eastern tensions, with missile strikes and Trump's strategic moves. It highlights Israel's misconceptions about U.S. loyalty and Jordan's balancing act in the face of criticism. A comedic look at Burkina Faso reveals its TikTok dictatorship and the role of gold in politics. The discussion shifts to the impact of nuclear weapons on global stability, and the dangers posed by advancements in AI. Ultimately, it champions multipolarity as a stabilizing force in an unpredictable world.

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May 5, 2025 • 1h 12min
A Jew and a Nihilist Talk About The Pope
The hosts dive into the free fall of the U.S. dollar and explore China's tech breakthroughs, with one still skeptical about BYD cars. They humorously analyze Europe's seemingly bleak future and discuss India-Pakistan tensions. The conversation also veers into Trump's Nobel aspirations, playful predictions about the Pope, and Japan's new role in trade negotiations. Amidst it all, they sprinkle in some humorous takes on NBA predictions and the impact of global events on everyday life.

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Apr 15, 2025 • 1h 13min
The Tip of a Peninsula with a Bunch of Crazy People
Marko critiques the myth of austerity in Greece, revealing the real reasons behind its economic recovery and highlighting Syriza's political heroism. The discussion shifts to India, where Modi cleverly navigates international trade dynamics, playing the U.S., China, and Europe against each other. The conversation also touches on the complexities of the Russia-Ukraine conflict, the nuanced impacts of tariffs on the auto industry, and the evolving landscape of U.S. trade policies under Trump. Each topic weaves together economics and geopolitics with sharp insights.

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Apr 8, 2025 • 50min
Let Them Drink Bleach
Dive into the chaos of Trump's tariff policies, likened to a slow-motion car crash, as experts explain its impact on global trade. Discover the U.S. trade war's unexpected consequences, leading to a shift in how nations interact. The conversation takes a sharp turn into the struggles of key industries, from agriculture to energy, amid economic instability. With clever metaphors and urgent market insights, they navigate the turbulent waters of financial markets, encouraging strategic investments abroad. Humor intertwined with serious analysis keeps it engaging!

Apr 4, 2025 • 1h 44min
Riding on the Hog of a Fiscal Orgy
Matt Gertken, a geopolitical analyst who has worked with notable figures at Stratfor and BCA Research, joins for a dynamic discussion. They dive into Trump's speculation about a third presidential term and its implications for democracy. The conversation also tackles the complexities of tariffs, trade deficits, and U.S.-China relations, particularly regarding Taiwan's military situation. Historical parallels and the role of leadership in shaping markets add depth to their insights, blending serious analysis with a hint of pop culture.

Mar 28, 2025 • 59min
Get Off Our Lawn!
Jacob and Marko make a cousins episode happen even as Jacob is moving into a new office and Marko is on the road – at one point he was literally recording from a bathroom at a hotel in Fort Lauderdale because that is the only place he could get WiFi. What other podcast hosts have that kind of dedication? None! This week the cousins tackle Trump’s latest bevy of tariff threats, discuss the improvement in India/China relations, and close with some lessons to learn from the ongoing protests in Serbia.--Timestamps:(00:00) – Intro(03:04) - US Tariffs (07:42) - Potential Domestic and Global Reactions to Tariffs(14:17) - Challenges in Renegotiating Trade Deals(28:58) - India-China Border Disputes and Economic Implications(32:17) - India and China: Complementary Economies(44:18) – Serbia/Turkey/Indonesia(53:59) – Over/under