Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

Comedian, former Bravo star, and Kaitlyn’s biggest music fan, Hannah Berner, is on the mic with KB IRL for the first time! She may have goofed it last time they were supposed to podcast, but this time she showed up and is ready to talk everything from imposter syndrome to married life to why men are scared of witches. And, the two of them pretty much have a business plan down for their commune/cult, so if you’re interested please DM us - please and thank you! Hannah and KB are also joined by two very special and somewhat unexpected guests who have a chance to get in on the fun. Hannah shares her candid answer when people ask if she’s having kids soon, and gives her thoughts on roasting both Kaitlyn’s wedding and Bachelor Nation as a whole. Stay tuned for some more Hannah next week! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: MUDWTR - Go to mudwtr.com/otv to support the show and use code OTV for 15% off THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras, and get $15 off your first purchase. ANGI - Your home for everything home.  PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Part 2 of this beautiful hot mess of a podcast resumes with Lo’s list of discussion topics from the past two weeks in Nashville. It’s safe to say that this list might have the most range of any list ever made… we’re talkin’ everything from grief to toots. Lo has plenty of words when it comes to Kaitlyn’s hosting skills, from her open-fridge policy to her ability to make his trip feel more like a stay at an all-inclusive resort. The two get into their favorite parts of home, especially during childhood, like the beauty of snuggling up in mom’s bed and watching TGIF. Kaitlyn and Lo then share why KB found herself in full tears the night before recording, a confession of hers that Lo actually finds quite sweet, and everything you did or did not want to know about Kaitlyn’s farts. They’re also giving all their opinions on spoilers, debating text etiquette (like responding with a “K” vs. a thumbs up), and giving Lo some advice and feedback on a recent friend encounter… is he the asshole?? Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: JUST THRIVE - Right now, you can save 20% off the dynamic duo bundle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm when you go to JustThrive.com and use code VINE at checkout. ANGI - Go check out Angi, your home for everything home. THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras. ONESKIN - Get 15% off with the code VINE at oneskin.co.   Hyundai: Learn more at HyundaiUSA.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After two weeks of intense bonding time in Nashville, Kaitlyn and Lo are live in studio ready to recap their trip… or something like that? There’s plenty to talk about after (too?) much time spent together, including Lo’s time getting toasty with Kaitlyn & Jason’s moms, their group visit to a fancy wrinkle ranch, and why Lo has decided that KB’s home is the Bermuda Triangle of Nashville. From Jenga to ketchup nails to questionable curtain styles, Kaitlyn and Locifer are discussing everything that’s gone down and revealing the few things they officially do NOT agree on. Naturally, there’s a game of F, Marry, Kill with skincare products and a heated debate about dairy. And of course, these two couldn’t keep it to an hour so tune in next week for round dos of K-Lo. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: MEATER - Shop now on MEATER.com for a limited deal: a special Father’s Day engraved MEATER, bundled with some other awesome accessories. PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. JENNI KAYNE - Listeners get 15% off your first order at JenniKayne.com when you use code VINE at checkout. THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras and get $15 off your first purchase! HYUNDAI - Visit HyundaiUSA.com to learn more.  APARTMENTS.COM - The place to find a place.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The comedian, actress, supermodel, and someone who is often on Kaitlyn’s For You Page (and ours too) known as Fortune Feimster is ready to get weird with us on today’s therapy sesh. Fortune’s comedy specials on Netflix (no biggie) share the behind-the-scenes of her life and her relationship with now-wife Jax, and she’s giving us even more insight into their marriage and life together… like what embarrassing moment happened during their honeymoon phase and what does life look like as a fully practicing lesbian? Per usual, Kaitlyn has a very important question locked and loaded: would Fortune want a coveted first spot in space? And, would she be into Kaitlyn’s (potentially nudist) colony? Then, both Kaitlyn and Fortune bare all, with Kaitlyn sharing an honest moment that makes us gag and Fortune giving us a hot take that might make you rethink your morning routine. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: EARTH BREEZE - Go to EarthBreeze.com/vine to get started and save 40%!  ANGI - Go check out Angi, your home for everything home. HONEYLOVE - Treat yourself to the best shapewear on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com with the code VINE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Don’t listen to this one with kids in the car, folks. Did these three just become best friends? Yes, they did. Kaitlyn and Out & About’s Pat McAuliffe and Joey Camasta hit it off in KB’s Nashville studio right off the bat, starting by discussing the extreme lengths they would go to stay youthful. The hangover definitely isn’t stopping Pat & Joey as they get into everything with KB from the origins of their nicknames Nana and Trish, how they ended up getting stuck together on their pod, and their most mortifying hookup experiences ever. And, we’re absolutely not yucking anyone’s yum as we hear about what goes down in the gay hookup scene… AKA things that make Kaitlyn feel extremely vanilla. They also have a full conversation with a bot about The Bachelor, make plans for a petal tavern and for KB to join their live show (both of which came to fruition), and end with a very important news announcement and toast. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: TALKSPACE - To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com/VINE to get $100 off of your first month and to show your support for the show.  ANGI - Go check out Angi, your home for everything home. THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras! PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s time for your weekly dose of giggle therapy, where the wine is flowing and we’re growing… or something like that. First, Kaitlyn is catching up with producer “Glenda Cl!t,” and they’re starting off strong by talking about blue balls and self-pleasure at a young age. Hey, no shame in the humping game. Kaitlyn shares one of her most embarrassing stories from growing up and then Glenda and KB get into what they’ve had it with recently before the official “I’ve Had It” podcast hosts, Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan, come on the mic. KB, Jen, and Pumps are talking about what they’ve had it with this week which leads to a convo about social media and the way your TikTok algorithm will truly expose you. They're also discussing the sex lives of chimps, the fear of missing bed, and getting honest and open about controversial opinions that you’ll either hate or relate to. This episode is full of free laughs, one of our favorite kinds of therapy! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: JUST THRIVE - Right now, you can save 20% off this dynamic duo bundle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm when you go to JustThriveHealth.com and use code: VINE at checkout. THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras and get $15 off your first purchase! PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. NUTRAFOL - Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code VINE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Derek Hough (rhymes with cough… kind of), a man with a resume that’s almost tooo impressive, is here today! Derek and Kaitlyn have a lot to talk about, like all the changes to being a public figure and the interwebs (like what happened to the “woah”... the simple days), inner child work and working on yourself (which he’s done a ton of, very impressive), and of course, dancing! They’re getting into their biggest inspirations, opening up about fear of failure and dealing with stress, and just trying to figure out how Derek gets it all frikkin done… wedding, tour, Dancing With The Stars, and a million other things. He also has a National Geographic show he’s creating right now… casual. And, also casual, he plays us a ballad he just recorded. Plus, they’re also getting into the lost art of written letters, questionable thirst traps, the importance of knowing thyself, the very cool new host of DWTS, and what to expect from the Symphony Of Dance tour! Visit DerekHough.com to find out more info about when and where you can get your tickets! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: BLUE NILE - Right now, get up to fifty percent off that Mother’s Day gift she will love at BlueNile.com.   THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras. Get $15 off your first purchase! GAMETIME - Snag the tickets without the stress with Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code VINE for $20 off your first purchase.  STARBUCKS - Tune in to moments that matter with the uplifting boost of Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino Chilled Coffee Drink. Available now, online or wherever you buy groceries.  HYUNDAI - Visit HyundaiUSA.com for more deta ils.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Two of Kaitlyn’s favorites from this most recent season of Netflix’s Love Is Blind join for today’s therapy sesh and they do NOT disappoint! First, Kaitlyn talks to Bliss who is now happily married to Zack after plenty of on-screen drama. And then, another happily married lady, Tiffany, joins KB to share all the deets about her experience on the show & her relationship with Brett. This love experiment definitely left us with a lot of questions, even post-reunion. Do they feel like their relationships were portrayed accurately? How did they feel watching the show back? Who do they stay in touch with? And, what does life look like now... the good, the bad, and the ugly? Plus, Tiff and Bliss share their thoughts on the Love Is Blind reunion and how they felt about Vanessa’s controversial baby questioning. Kaitlyn also puts them both through a game of “Most Likely To” about the cast and compares their answers. And of course, Tiffany and Bliss share confessions, one of which reveals behind-the-scenes details from their proposal. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: HYUNDAI - Visit your nearest Hyundai dealer or learn more at HyundaiUSA.com. Hyundai - It’s your journey.  ANGI - Go check out Angi at Angi.com, your home for everything home!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Two former Bachelorettes/DWTS alums and a celebrity stylist walk into a podcast studio… and they couldn’t possibly have more fun. The beautiful and hilarious Gabby Windey, who may or may not have been part of a cult last time she lived in LA, joins KB and Lo VonRumpf on the mic to catch us up on life lately. What is she focusing on right now? Are the recent dating rumors true? Would she date someone from reality TV? And are her coded TikToks truly about real-life experiences? The three are diving into gut feelings and how to follow them, the difference between men and women from dating shows, Gabby’s career in nursing and if she’d ever return, and whether rekindling with an ex is on the table. They wrap the pod with a game of “What Would Gabby Do?” where Gabby reveals her celebrity crush and what would have to happen for her to be the lead again. Plus, we get A+ confessions from both Lo and Gabby! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: HYUNDAI - Visit your nearest Hyundai dealer or learn more at HyundaiUSA.com. Hyundai - It’s your journey.  HONEYLOVE - Treat yourself to the best shapewear on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com with the code VINE. EARTHBREEZE - Right now, my listeners can subscribe to Earth Breeze and save 40%! Go to EarthBreeze.com/vine to get started.  PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Nam e Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today’s episode marks the beginning of some very exciting pod updates! Kaitlyn is starting the pod by catching up with the “mornin’ baylins” (AKA her podcast producers) following their recent podcast retreat that ended up with glass in the ass and a resignation letter. Plus, the three are recapping what went down during their LA recording portion of the trip, which involved hearing Seth Rogan’s laugh IRL and hanging out with one very cute and in-love reality star. Then, Kaitlyn and Lo are on the mic with Bachelor roomies Rachel and Genevieve who are sharing what it’s been like since moving to LA and what actually goes down in their new shared home. Their answers may surprise you when KB asks if they see themselves going to the beaches of paradise and what their dating lives look like now.  Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: HYUNDAI - Visit your nearest Hyundai dealer or learn more at HyundaiUSA.com. Hyundai - It’s your journey.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.