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Mar 6, 2025 • 1h 18min

Vow Renewal - You Come For The Vibes!

This week on Page 7 VR, Jackie and MJ go on a Eras Tour through the past of Page 7 from the OG Marcus, Jackie, MJ lineup to the most recent hosts including the totally not dead Holden McNeely. Then it's time for a HOT FLASH! featuring the new Sabrina Carpenter and Dolly Parton collab, and a monkeys paw-esque wish that Dolly Parton never cry, Jackie brings her attempt at snackfluencing to the podcast with Jackie's Snackies™ and Post Malone's new Oreo flavor, MJ digs into the newest (repackaged) Kim K drama involving North, and middle school drama continues over at "Pod Meets World", another new segment that'll get ya slippin' and sliddin' and squirtin'! The Blindz return with promises of maybe lists to come, and even more on the first edition of Page 7 THE VOW RENEWAL! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Feb 27, 2025 • 1h 22min

Ep. 571: We Just Got Slinged

It's Holden's last episode as co-host (for now) but he's still forcing his Taysession onto MJ and Jackie who are just doing their best to ignore an unannounced visit from Gronky while gossin' 'bout Meghan Markle being currently unable to sell her clothes because she didn't bother to make sure there wasn't already a brand by that name, a flashback to the apology Holden uses over and over and over, TSwift might not be friends with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds anymore because SHE'S THE KHALEESI IN THIS RELATIONSHIP! There are rumors of trouble in Bikini Bottom, and that's got Holden wondering what celeb would MJ and Jackie leave their nine months pregnant (à la 'Junior') husbands Slater-style, Jackie and MJ are desperate to go to 'Swig' the soda and put SEVEN PUMPS IN THEM, every dude on the newest season of 'Love Is Blind' sucks except for Joey, Jackie and MJ talk about hanging at the mall and checkin' out the glory of Spencer's, a quick reminder of what Holden's funeral request entails so BUST OUT YOUR GRAVITY BONGS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner #213 THE FINALE (for now): Did HILARIA swap out the prop gun for howusayREAL GUN?!?!!??! A Swift List in honor of Holden, Blindzzzz, Holden gets to be bathed in your kind shoutzzzzzz PLUS MOOOOOOREEEE!!!!WE LOVE YOU HOLDEN! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Feb 26, 2025 • 1h 2min

Talkin' TV - Toes Are The Eyes Of The Feet

This week on Talkin' TV The Baldwins is unleashed on Max and everyone agrees it's everything wrong with reality tv (and that's really saying something), Holden finally enters the realm of self awareness and apologizes for things that haven't even been published yet, plus we are reminded that HILARIA trolls reddit for haters personal info. The Monkey (NOT THAT MONKEY MOVIE) is a gorey laughfest that finally allowed MJ to see the Nicole Kidman AMC ad.  The Waitress is released as a filmed Broadway show on max with Sarah Auroraboreilles, and MJ watched the Gabby Petito doc on Netflix which is a chilling reminder of how plainly abuse can hide. Jackie is caught up on the newest season of Mythic Quest, White Lotus has Holden having to set a bedtime for him and Lex, but MJ has Jackie on HOLD because MJ has to HOLD for Gideon! Jackie is personally invested in Traitors and she's rootin' for a ladies downfall, Holden hasn't caught up on Love Is Blind but knows he wants more OOOOOLDS!  The Baldwins - MaxThe Monkey - In the theatahhhhhhhhAmerican Murder: Gabby Petito - NetflixMythic Quest - Apple+The Traitors Season 3 - PeacockLove is Blind Season 8 - NetflixConclave - Peacock Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Feb 21, 2025 • 1h 23min

Ep. 570: Tubqueso

MJ is the Lisa Barlow of P7 this week after losing iPads AND precious precious water bottle on a family trip! Get your time at the opera in because The Baldwins are a comin' next Sunday, Jackie's upped her bitchiness with much success and the blessing of one Ed Larson, Hilaria has peepee stickers for her baby Balds, Tori Spelling shows she's just like us by revealing she gets nude and makes her son give her massages for an allowance, SNL 50 brings in all the greats for a massive live special, Benny Blanco gave Selena Gomez a trail of chips to a bath tub of queso in their HOME BATH TUB for Valentine's day...and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Real Housewives of SLC and CLIMATE CHANGE?!?! Then a list filled with times that actors got away with shocking, disgusting, cruel, and dangerous things in the name of method acting, blindz and MOOOORE!   p.s. stick around after the blindz for some very important newz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Feb 19, 2025 • 54min

Talkin' TV - Goon Sesh Weekend

This week on Talkin' TV Holden's been goonin' classic dad movies in his loneliness, Jackie's been feelin' like the baby in Eraserhead as she cries to the Content Gods for the blessing bestowed upon all and this includes starting down that slippery slope of Desperate housewives with season 1 and the 20+ year difference is JARRING, while MJ hasn't been alone in 168 hours but they did get to enjoy a P7 classic because Love Is Blind IS BACK! including all the bad men anyone could ask for (even after the production company was warned by many), everyone agrees they want to see 20's Jackie on Bad Girls Club, Sad Dad Time involves the major hits from the past year including Zone Of Interest (highly suggested to watch at this moment in time), Y2K, plus partials of Alien Romulus and Venom, Jackie and Geoff are blasting through I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, there's a Tom Greenissance over on Amazon Prime that has reenforced Jackie's crush, White Lotus season 3; ep 1 has dropped, and SO MUCH MORE! Love is Blind Season 8 - NetflixReal Housewives of New York Seasons 1 and 2 - PeacockZone Of Interest - MaxY2K - Amazon PrimeHeart Eyes - IN THE THEATAHHHHHAlien: Romulus - HuluI Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson - NetflixThis is the Tom Green Documentary - Amazon PrimeWhite Lotus Season 3 - Max Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Feb 13, 2025 • 1h 17min

Ep. 569: Fear and Loathing in Salt Lake City

This week on Page 7 WE'RE GOSSIN' 'BOUT THE ONLY REASON TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL; THOSE SILLY COMMERCIALS! Jackie's obsessed with Seal the literal seal, then Mormon-verse has everyone craving dirty soda, Holden got a taste of his own medicine when he just wanted to share a delightful young man with the wonderful twitch chat and everyone screamed how much he sucks AND HE'S MORMON, in more Superb Owl News Holden was decked out in his Red TSwift gear on the way to a party of Philadelphia fans and he got unjustly booed JUST LIKE HER! Travis Kelce showed up looking like a prequel Ron Burgundy while kissin' Presidential ass even tho that same man insulted HIS GIRLFRIEND, we're all hoping the Philadelphia Eagles will turn down that White House visit again,  'Montoya, Por Favor' explained (and it is NSFW). Kendrick Lamar has cast a pox upon Drake's household, and now there's measles breakouts at Drake's concerts, not to mention Kendrick's easter egg filled death blow of a halftime show (RIP Drake) absolutely did not disappoint and neither did the confused conservatives completely missing every point that was made because 'MURICA COLORS, and of course Drake is suing Kendrick's label because there's absolutely nothing else he can do. Puppy Monkey Baby made a brief appearance in an Instacart Super Bowl ad (to Jackie's true delight, and the world's absolute terror) with all the other forgotten horrors of the past, and finally after letting us all know how much he 'hates all fat bitches' (except Adele?????), and getting his website shut down for going full mask off with a true-blue swastika Adolf Hitler tribute shirt, Kanye FINALLY confirmed what we all had already known when it comes to his creeptastic relationship with walking coma victim Bianca Censori. Then in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Banksy's identity is TYRA BANKS(Y)!?, a list full of Out Of Touch Celebrities Who Clearly Live In A Separate Reality FROM OUR OWN, blindzzz4dayzzz, AND SO MUCH MOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Feb 12, 2025 • 51min

Talkin' TV - What Andy Cohen Does to Them

This week on Takin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie discuss the cast of non book reading SINNERS known as the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Jackie makes plans to join once she's on husband three! The Traitors continues to bring the traitorin', and Hulden gets Hupooed by the "Special Look" of "A Complete Unknown" on Hulu. Things get soupy and sloppy in "Funeral Home of Horrors" on "The Curious Case Of..." and Jackie and MJ ask "why not just wait for the Docuseries?" when it comes to Netflix's "Apple Cider Vinegar." Holden's been watchin' for that White Bronco in "American Manhunt: OJ Simpson", and Jackie recommends "Common Side Effects" on Max, "Invincible" Season 3 on Amazon, dove deep on Leon the Lobster on Youtube! MJ readin' y'alls book recommendations, and Holden reveals his wife's startling diagnosis of being Handsome Podcast and Fortune Feimster-pilled!  Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - PeacockThe Traitors Season 3 - PeacockThe Curious Case Of..... - MaxApple Cider Vinegar - NetflixAmerican Manhunt: OJ Simpson - NetflixCommon Side Effects - MaxInvincible Season 3 - Amazon PrimeThe Family Upstairs by Lisa JewellFortune Feimster: Crushing It - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Feb 7, 2025 • 1h 23min

Ep. 568: The Tortured Taylors Department

This week on Page 7 IT'S TIME TO GOSS' 'BOUT THE GRAMMY'S!! including Jackie (finally) having her Taywakening even if the only thing TSwift won that night was Jackie's 'fitproval, Beyoncé won Best Country album much to her own surprise, Brother Eilish is setting a boundary everyone hopes more celebs will vocalize COUGHTAYLORCOUGH, quick breakdown on the difference between Record of the Year v. Song of the Year and MJ's calling for Tarif's on Drake.  Doechii came, Doechii saw, Doechii conquered, shout outs to Chappell and Gaga for using their time to make speech's regarding specific issues during the glaring silence of other attendees and in the wake of the heavy handed speeches of 2017, Jaden Smith wore a literal house on their head solidifying the Smith siblings as 'fitspiration goals for the Zebrowski's. Holden is calling for Bianca and Kanye to be arrested and we're ALL still waiting for that solo Bianca Censori interview to disprove the morse code eye blinks rumor, and finally in one of the most eye rolling turns Kanye claims he was trying to recreate his 2024 Vulture album cover IRL, but they still didn't get escorted out like rumors and the once again POOCRAVED MJ claimed! In other celebrity news, the court date is finally set in the Blake Lively v. Justin Baldoni case and it's not until NEXT YEAR!! But, lucky for everyone Baldoni made a custom website to release every.single.piece.of.evidence in the case like any completely normal and rational person would do, and this brought up the old controversy of Blake Lively BURPIN' n' FARTIN' DURING BREAKS ON THE SET OF GOSSIP GIRL!??! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: the Ariana x Jim Carrey plot T H I C K E N I N G??!!???, a list of Celebrity Facts That Sound Like Gossip But Are SHOCKINGLY TRUUUUUEEE!!!! (and we do mean SHOCKINGLY), BLINDZ, SHOUTZ AND MOOOORE!!!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Feb 5, 2025 • 57min

Talkin' TV - Look at Me I Can't Walk!

This week on Talkin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie reflect on the social immaturity of the Real Housewives and get into the dark side of family vloggin' with "An Update on Our Family" and the horribly sad tale of Huxley. Jackie gets into "The Detroiters" and is lovin' it, and MJ finally checked out "A Real Pain." Holden continues the frog narrated "The Curious Case Of..." which featured Nicholas Rossi aka, Arthur Knight aka, Nicholas Alahverdian aka, a sex offender who faked his own death, staying with Max, MJ got into "Baylen Out Loud", Holden reviews "Biggest Heist Ever" and "Sons of Ecstasy" while Jackie says GO SEE "COMPANION!" All that and more on this week's Talkin' TV!  Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - PeacockAn Update on Our Family - MaxDetroiters - NetflixA Real Pain - HuluThe Curious Case Of... - MaxBaylen Out Loud - Discovery+, MaxBiggest Heist Ever - NetflixThe Sons of Ecstasy - MaxThe Companion - IN THE THEATAHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Jan 30, 2025 • 1h 19min

Ep. 567: The Bimbos Under the Stage

This week on Page 7, Jackie gets introduced to Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car after unveiling her parody of "Baby Driver"(featuring a driving baby) to MJ and Holden, and TLC unleashes it's whiplash inducing "The Baldwins" trailer. Camila Cabello is at odds with the internet again after photos of her recent arena show looked like a ghost town, Reese Witherspoon went on the Today Show with news of how jury duty (DOODY) was, and that they made her the foreperson because of her role in Legally Blonde??? The musical "Emilia Pérez" seems like it's only negative stereotypes despite 13 noms, but no one at Page 7 has seen it yet to know if it's the TRASH it's claimed to be, and in Celebrity Conspiracy: Is Zach Bryant the reincarnation of Henry VIII!?!?!? The List - Celebrities With ABOLSUTELY WILD LOOOORE, Blindz and MOOOOORE!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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