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UH-OH! This week's sleepover is about to get a LIL' BITCHY UP IN HERE as LPN's resident 'Bitch From Another W.I.T.C.H' Kara Klenk drops by to reminisce of days gone by spent with her now husband while MJ's reminiscing about their brothers old, toxic, rooftop pisshole in NYC, and Jackie's OBSESSED with the new 'Lady Gaga Fun Mouth Sounds' album! But speaking of toxic pissholes, in a move which surely leaves everyone grosser and in need of a shower, Rumer Willis opens up about still taking baths with her sisters, Steve Irwin's son, Robert Irwin, is 21 years old now and wants everyone to see his anaconda. While on the subject of the lineage of beloved TV hosts, Kara has hot goss' on Neil 'Smokedagrass' Tyson getting a much needed HUMBLIN' during 'Celebrity Jeopardy', then it's time for some 'White Lotus' spoilers! Starting around 24:13 and ending around 47:25, next up is a list of 'Celebrity Parenting Rules That Make Either A Ton of Sense Or Very Little Sense', BLINDZ with 'Quickdraw Jackie' - the fastest gossip slinger of the West! Finally, misophoniacs and anti-Kardashianists beware, you're in for a scare! Jackie's Snackies is back and runs from 1:09:04.396 til about 1:21:04.541. All that, AND MORE on this week's P7VR! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jackie's teeth Tony is a whistlin', parentfluencers are shillin' a 3 figure box that tells your kids a story without a screen (aka a RADIO), Chappell Roan is PREACHING 'bout havin' kids too young, and the newest Baldwin episode is literally just about a rug and not worth missing the opera for, so Jackie gives a 5 second (too long possibly) synopsis. 'The Studio' is great and filled with stars, and worth payin' for Apple TV, it's dropping weekly and there's 3 eps right now. Jackie recommends 'Midcentury Modern', a new sitcom on Hulu starring Nathan Lane that's essentially 'Golden Girls' with gay men. 'The Pitt' demands your full attention and your full tear ducts RIGHT. NOW. but 'Death of a Unicorn' DOES NOT. There's 4 Beatles movies bein' created by Sam Mendez that all intersect for a "bingeable" theatre experience, which leads to a possible sighting of a giant Liverpool lap lizard, a film based on Britney Spear's memoir 'The Woman Inside Me', and JoJo Siwa is pulling a Gene Simmons with a personal assistant VIP package, but at least her comes with a ticket to the show. Mike White of 'White Lotus' has kicked up a mess by going on terminal weirdo and transphobe Andrew Sullivan's podcast, 'Love on the Spectrum' Season 3 dropped and accidentally kept Jackie from sleepin', Cardi B's kid drew on her $60,000 bag BECAUSE CELEBS ARE JUST LIKE US! Rambo nearly ruined an impromtru Jackie's Snackies as his final act before he started checkin' Sundae the Black Lab's Instagram from the sky, Jackie goes over a list of April Fool's Day products, but sadly Snooki's fried pickle ice cream isn't one of them. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week's slumba partah is being crashed by Page 7's big sister and resident DJ Tanner, Natalie Jean as we dive right into 'Hollywood Demons', '7th Heaven's' pedo problem and the true wronged party in 'Mrs. Doubtfire', the indoctrination of Disney Vacation eps of 90's sitcoms, Amy Sherman-Palladino had a mysterious event that Jackie and Natalie chose to skip for fear of an 'Eyes Wide Shut' situation that turned out to be a panel discussion with some of the heads of the creators work which leads to some ghost fuckin' talk that has Natalie accessing her inner weeb because TECHNICALLY CASPER IS 200 YEARS OLD, Andrew Lloyd Webber created the Phantom sequel no one asked for, Fran Drescher has a hotation and Jackie used to get sandwiches from a killer, Chet Hanks and his band have put out a song and video 'Something Out West' that Jackie gives a general taste of, Momtok Talk now has MJ emersed in Ruby Frankie, then a list of 'Adults In Teen Movies Who Were Right!', followed by BLINDZ that no one wants to believe (UGH, LOVE IS DEAD), and then it's time (1:14:26 / 1 hr 14 min 26 sec TIL 1:23:24 / 1 hr 23 min 24 sec) to be Snackfluenced by Jackie's Snackies! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

GET UR BIBS ON AND GRAB A SPOON, Jackie and MJ are back to serve up some sloppy, slimy leftovers to (hopefully) satisfy all your quivering, begging earholes! MJ's livin' their best life with back to back 'The Pitt' episodes and 'Temptation Island' (2025 The Reboot) per Jackie's suggestion. White Lotus was an experience for all those watching and got everyone sayin' 'I've been fucked up....But I ain't ever been THAT fucked up', but Gud Pud Jackie probably enjoyed it ps SPOILERYNESS STARTS AROUND 11:40 til 27:00 (I think that's it?) In a similarly mortifying fashion, Gwen Stefani is partnering with a bunch of other uber religious celebs to release a Jesus app called 'Hallow' that'll help you 'STAY PRAYED UP' with Mark Wahlberg!.......for $9.99 a month. MJ loves Season 1 'Severance' and Jackie's saying Season 2 is just as good, regardless of reviews. The most recent season of 'Love Is Blind' has conservatives foaming at the mouth because of two female contestants drawing the line at hateful religions, a listener gave Jackie a complex by letting them know that Benny Blanco is a bad bad man because he....ruined Maroon 5? More? Sabrina Carpenter keeps unjustly getting shit as well as praise for being 'too sexy', and if that ain't just a summation of being a female presenting human for the past ~12000 years. This delves into a deeper conversation of why the responsibility of raising a generation of girls was placed upon a teenage Britney Spears shoulders when all she wanted to do was sing and dance. Sabrina also collaborated with the one and only Dolly Parton to release a new version of 'Please, Please, Please' with a MV that tells the rest of the tale from the first video! Jennifer Coolidge is braggin' 'bout gettin' laid from her acting roles and now she's attracted to deeply unavailable meeeeeeen. Jackie gives a positively glowing review of 'Best in Show' with suggestion to watch any movie by Christopher Guest, and the bad reviews just keep rollin' in as 'The Baldwins' puts everyone to sleep. And it's not just from the nitrous from their child armies pediatric dentist office.Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's very own political papa Travis Irvine! MJ asks Travis how he deals with the politics right now and not wanting to die, and Travis reveals his secrets! Stanley Tucci got asked by delish if he could only dine at one chain restaurant for the rest of his life and he said "I'd rather not" cause he hates 'em all. Tina Fey was a guest on Amy Poehler's podcast and brought up how much it bothers her when rich people have side hustles that are just cash grabs and erryone is talkin' bout it. A dying man got his wish to be buried in a Snickers inspired coffin that say's "I'M NUTS" on the side, and Jackie learns of a startling new study on hot dogs. A List full of weird fears, the Blinds, AND GET YA CRUNCH ON WITH JACKIES SNACKIES! Plus so much more! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jackie and MJ are back again for a Second Helpin'! This week, HILARIA berates her husband publicly in an attempt to be cute but definitely comes off pompous and MEAN, then she uses the 15 year old sister of her daughter's friend to let the world know her dropping the accent is Code Switching. Geoff introduced Jackie to Jack Reacher with 3 words 'Big Beefy Boys', and keeping with the theme of masculinity, MJ is trying the British police procedural  'Adolescents' and it's not fun. at all. TLC is dropping trailers for a new show called 'Poly Family' but it's not out until April! MJ also checked out 'Heretic', warns all airport travelers they will too, and MJ attempts to sell Jackie on 'Disco Foot' much to Bully Jackie's chagrin, plus even more!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Big Bro Henry is crashing the slumba par-tay this week as MJ and Jackie kick off the show with HILARIA verbally berating her man-child for speaking while she speaks, HAWT FLASHES is about dog life extending medicine that Henry is already well aware of, allegedly Meryl Streep and Martin Short are dating and Henry DEMANDS THE TAPE! Tori Spelling is saying the kid she has massage her while nude is the reincarnation of her father which feels very healthy and normal, Henry's placing bets about Chet Hanks AND gives some true crime advice about Gene Hackman and his wife's recent deaths. Finally, a List filled with celebrity side projects that were confusing and insane, the blindz, and then get ready for MOUF SOUNDS cause Jackie's Snackies is back! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

MJ and Jackie are back and crankin' out new themes for Second Helpings! Rewatching the 'Step By Step' theme and reading 'The Baby-Sitters Club' to their own child has got MJ thinkin' 'bout millennial children of divorce, Jackie says the 'Love is Blind' finale had her in tears, Jackie prematurely turned off American Murder: Gabby Petito while watching it with MJ and now she's prematurely doing something else while thinking of the buffbutch FBI agent featured in it, Tori Spelling apparently doesn't drink water and you can definitely tell, and Gene Simmons is charging fans over $10,000 dollars to be his personal assistant for the day, Ben Affleck seems to only know 2 women and they're both named Jennifer, Hailey Bieber did a photoshoot that got her roasted, because everyone missed the point, and Justin ripped a bong while riding a bike. Jackie went to see 'Mickey 17' and was surprised that they didn't completely love it, and over in Baldwin corner, Alec and HILARIA launched the grand reopening of the Planet Hollywood in New York Time Square last Tuesday and still continue to be generally unlikeable on 'The Baldwins', MJ is finally gettin' into 'Severance', Jackie is caught up on 'The Traitors' season 3, recommends Doctor Odyssey for that sweet sweet white noise, and even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Page 7 VR MJ and Jackie are reunited with the dulcet toned Marcus Parks, on the 15th(!!) anniversary of the network, to goss' 'bout his concerns over Holden's taste in music (or lack thereof), The Wiggles staying power as they collab with Orville Peck on a new song called 'Friend of Dorothy", Marcus gets to be among the first to hear the new HAWT FLASH song, Adrien Brody tossin' gum and paintin' sicc a$$ guns, Jackie enters a tear soaked journey into The Pitt, Marcus gives an update on his 90 Day and Reality TV viewing habits as well as how much Reality TV has changed since his time on P7 (or even just in the last 2 years), someone or something in California wants everyone to eat Nutria and we've got some thoughts on what's behind it, Marcus triumphantly sounds off THE LIST, which is full of discontinued fan favorite products, da Oscarz Edition Blindz, TW for misophonia as JACKIES SNACKIES RETURNS with special guest Marcus! That plus even more on this weeks' Page 7 VR!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hopefully you didn't fill up at the Vow Renewal because it's time for a Second Helping! Jackie's Snackie's kicks off as Jackie makes the fabled trek back to TBell to get those sweet bday churros (after they both got too high and forgot earlier) and she's givin' them her GUSH of approval, it's time to catchup on OSCAR GOSS'! Conan was a great host, as expect, but the rest gave MID since everyone just decided to ignore the gendered elephant in the room, Adrien Brody should have just swallowed that gum, Jackie gives her approval to 'A Complete Unknown' after a very swaying Nardwuar interview with Timote, DEMI AND 'THE SUBSTANCE' WERE ROBBED, a highlight was Daniel Blumberg sassin' in their speech, and then Zoe Saldana put their foot in their mouth right after winning! And in non-Oscars related news, Chet Hanks put out 2 new pieces of media and we're all just waiting for the supercut of him from his new show (but he did get glowing reviews!) and this has Jackie waiting for him to rise from the ashes like the phoenix tattoo on Ben Affleck's back, each episode of 'The Baldwin's' is more upsetting than the last but MJ's decided they need to do some serious shadow work because the veneer is blinding and now everyone feels bad for Alec Baldwin and Hilaria is a villain, but it looks like the family of the WOMAN HE MURDERED haven't been swayed as they called their reality show 'SHAMELESS', Jackie's been watching 'Severance' season 2 with Geoff and it's sad but good, 'White Lotus' season 3 has them t h i r s t i n', 'Righteous Gemstones' is comin' back March 9th and Jackie wants to KISS 'EM ALL!, Jackie forced Geoff to watch 'With Love, Megan ' and it was so bad and so boring but Pam Anderson's is doing great, Flavor Flav is doing a 1-hour energy collab with 5-hour Energy for Daylight Savings Time, MJ's got some recs for a listener who wrote in, AND SO MUCH MORE!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.