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This week Crypto Lord, MJ and Jackie are back and Bad Bitch Academy is in session! Paris Hilton channels her inner JoJo demon and announces she's going to save pop music, and Kim Kardashian apparently already has social media contracts for her children because, of course she does, Chappell Roan is havin' a time and is NOT feelin' H&M. It's the first episode since confirmation that JLo and Batffelck are DONESO and Holden argues IT IS THE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD, MJ, $ick Crypto McNeely and Jackie's pleas are heard as HOURS after this Taylor finally endorsed Kamala. We're through the looking glass in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Bennifers Divorce; DID DIDDY DO IT!? And a List that seems tailor made for Page 7 - Old Hollywood Facts That Aren't Dark or Sad, Just INCREDIBLY INTERESTING. Blindz, Shouts and MOOOOOORE!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ are finally healed of their Chimp Crazyness as Tonia Haddix and Tonka's insane journey ends, Hulu's "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" shows a saucy side of Mormonism you won't hear about from Ole' Moroni and covers the cleanup after a massive tea spill upsets their community. Holden recaps Pop Star Academy: KATSEYE on Netflix which chronicles Geffen and HYBE creating a global girl group, Jackie reports back from the theatah that Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice delights, and to keep and eye out for Strange Darling! Max dropped a two episode doc on the making of The Sopranos titled "Wise Guy: David Chase and the Sopranos" and MORE! Chimp Crazy - MaxSecret Lives of Mormon Wives - HuluPop Star Academy: KATSEYE - NetflixBeetlejuice Beetlejuice - TheatahStrange Darling - TheatahWise Guy: David Chase and the Sopranos - Max Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

It's summer break at LPN, so what better time to watch a marriage burn out by watching The Greatest Love Story Never Told! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week on Page 7, it's SUMMA VACAY! Join Jackie, Holden and MJ as they read YOUR Where's the Beach?! moments while the LPN crew is out creating their own!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

On this Page 7 Holden, MJ, and Jackie, joined by a surprise spider guest host goss' 'bout the "bumpy" PR crisis Blake Lively is currently trapped within, which may have to do with "It Ends with Us" director Justin Baldoni, MJ fills everyone in on Colleen Hoover, the author of the book the movie is based on's other beach read worthy works,  NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sunita Williams are STILL STUCK IN SPACE AT THE ISS AND WHY AREN'T MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT?! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Lana Del Rey A Woman Cursing WITCH!? On the List: BTS stories from iconic romcoms and they are RIDIC ADORBZ!! Blindz and Shoutzzzzz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Holden, MJ, and Jackie are goin' CHIMP CRAZY for Director Eric Goode's newest project on Tonia Haddix, MJ is still travelin' and seeing family, and Jackie gets back into Love Off the Grid.  Holden and Jackie tell an insane and traumatic tale of Facilitated Communication and the doc Tell Them You Love Me, Holden reports that the Crow (1994) holds up, and Jackie continues to rock AMC Stubs to see Alien Romulus, MJ fills us in on the deep sadness of Taken Together, a brief discussion of who's who in Dr Who, and comic book movie continuity, or lack thereof, and MOOOORE on this edition of Talkin' TV!  Chimp Crazy - MaxLove off the Grid Season 2 - MaxTell Them You Love Me - NetflixThe Crow - Amazon PrimeAlien: Romulus - IN THE THEATAHHHHThousandaires - DropoutTaken Together - MaxStarve Acre - Amazon Prime Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout the Raygun and all the Breakin' drama while NOT celebrating turning 37, Hawk Tuh girl has own comedy tour and everyone is finding out she's outta material, Flavor Flav continues to spread positivity by giving Jordan Chiles a bronze clock, a Tom Cruise masked Tom Cruise makes a less than thrilling stunt during the Closing Ceremony, Holden fires shots at RHCP and Jackie bows to the Golden Voyager. Holden and Jackie call out California's plan to get reliable public transportation set up by the 2028 Olympics, Celine Dion REBUKES Trumps use of My Heart Will Go On, Taylor Swift announces a deal with Swarovski to give a crystal gift to ticket holders effected by the canceled shows due to the foiled terror plot, and Blake Lively stuns in a Versace dress that Britney Spears once wore. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Zac Efron Cursed by Someone WHO CAN'T READ?! And in The List - Bits of Hollywood History That Deserve Their Own Documentary, da Blindz, Shout outs and MOOOORE Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ (broadcasting live from a cabin in the woods) are gossin' 'bout the dark new season of Unsolved Mysteries leading MJ to want to let their kids know they can pursue a career in the arts as a severed head recreator, the Olympics may be over but everyone is obsessed with Raygun, House of the Dragon Season 2 ends leaving an amazing set up for Season 3, Holden reveals the massive amount of GoT spin-offs that are waiting in the wings, MJ continues their plague era fantasies with The Decameron, Jackie's continuin' to explore the dark depths of YouTube Video Essays, Holden can't get enough Critical Role after researching it for an upcoming WizBru Ep, Mommy vloggers are in shambles now that they will have to pay their gremlins, and Jackie bares witness to a JoJo Siwa filmic experience, Cuckoo delights Jackie and Geoff, and Jackie reports that Heavyweights still holds up after 19 years (ofc), and more!!! Unsolved Mysteries Season 4 - Netflix (OG episodes, Youtube)House of the Dragon Season 2The Decameron - NetflixSocial Anxiety Horror by Super Eyepatch Wolf - YoutubeCritical Role - YoutubeThe Legend of Vox Machina - Prime VideoMatt Rife: Lucid - A Crowd Work Special - NetflixThe Influencer - Netflix#AMFAD All My Friends Are Dead - Prime VideoCuckoo - IN THE THEATAHHHHHeavyweights - Disney+Hellboy - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Holden, Jackie and MJ are gossin' 'bout being here.... now.... and forever, the new SAAAAUCY Billie and Charli XCX single, shouts to Chappell Roan for having the largest Lollapalooza crowd EVER and for taking down her gross ex in front of it, Kamala Announced her very brat VP pick, Snoop Dogg and Martha are BFFs and she explains fancy horse dancing to him. Everyone at the Olympics is makin' and tradin' pins, STRONGASS Rugby player Ilona Maher shuts down BMI bullshit and ends with a perfect roast, and more Olympic talk ranging from Imane Khelif being bullied by weird bigots to MJs babies trying to recreate Olympic gymnastics on the couch with some not so Olympic landings to a pole vaulter wackin' his magnum dong off the bar, Giorgia Villa has sponsorship with BIG PARMESAN, Tom Cruise has a boring ass sad diet, and in Celeb Conspiracy: Did Sam Levinson rip off Euphoria!? A list full of times celebs acted reeeeally privileged, spoiled or demanding! Blindz and the SHOUTZZZZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden are gossin' 'bout Garfield and the bottom feeder known as Heathcliff, video essays, the newest season on Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix is BRUTAL, Holden has to hunt for FBoy Island on the CW app and the app is a highly frustrating mess that blasts yer ears out on the ads, the Amish dude on Forbidden Love is addicted to phone porn and keeps running away from his pregnant woman to jerk it in their car to porn and another one is just casually converting to Orthodox Judaism because it's obvs that easy, MJ's kids are calling out 90's for their MEANNESS, Jackie hops across the pond for 90 Day Fiancé UK, and in 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way a couple is probably about to destroy their lives RV life style, and Trap delivers that M. Night flavor in a way that only Shyamalan can and MOOOORE! What The Internet Did to Garfield - Super Eyepatch Wolf YoutubeUnsolved Mysteries Season 4 - NetflixForbidden Love Season 1 - MaxNot Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation - Amazon PrimeThe Decameron - Netflix90 Day Fiance: UK Season 3 - Max90 Day Fiance: The Other Way Season 6 - MaxTrap - IN THE THEATAHHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.