This week we're gossin' 'bout being commanded by songs and musicians, more Chris Pratt news(including a strange Mario update) and how he's NOT RELIGIOUS, the horror of the catsupsicle, lakes with hot takes, disturbing Leonardo DiCaprio news, a 10 year old Affleck tries to park, the Hocus Pocus 2 trailer drop.  And in celeb conspiracy corner; Does Avril Lavigne even have ears!? We're also checking out a product placement filled List, Blindz and SHOUTzZz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Betty takes out the trash and we learn some interesting news about the process inside the Riverdale writing room in this totally not almost forgotten volume of Riverdale Roundup! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the new Beyonce album, toxic fanbases, everything being "80's", how Holden spent his first Father's day close to "her" essence, everyone's Stryx ambassador title, Al Pacino's phone case, Rainn Wilson dipping his toe into the non-existent "chest feeding" issue, the backlash from a same sex kiss in Lightyear, Nick Cannon...being Nick Cannon again, Jennifer Aniston not eating some kind of internet salad and the mystery sound from MJ's dungeon. And in celeb conspiracy corner;  Are the Kardashian's Doomsday Prepping Evangelicals?!  Also, a censored list, the blinds, and SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Britney's wedding, Jason "not the  actor from Seinfeld" Alexander, mask work, Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey, the art of the blurred crotch shot, the news of Joker 2 being a musical Lady Gaga vehicle, Paris Hilton's continued DJin', the Fire Island Bechdel test drama, Lizzo editing her new single post release. And in celeb conspiracy corner;  Is Nick Cannon creating an army of organ donors?! The LIST, BLINDZ 'N SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of the lyricism behind My Ding-a-Ling, YouTube Children's Songs, the definitely alive Queen Elizabeth II's Platinum Jubilee, Kim K and the great disappearing ass, it bein' MORBIN TIME ALL THE TIME, the gross creeping of corporations and military into Pride, Nick Cannon expecting...again. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Lady Gaga sabotage Heidi Montag's music career? The upcoming 15 hour "2 Weddings and a Baby" stream 6/11 on HoldenatorsHo, The List, Blindz and SHOUTZ. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

What happened in this episode!? Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Stranger Things and 80's nostalgia, the horrors of puberty, the dark Winnie the Pooh story that totally didn't steal Jackie's idea, the upcoming DILF awards on OhNoItsJackie June 8th, Kourtney Kardashian's questionable medical tip she got from her "doctor," MJ visits everyone's favorite website, Charlie Puth really feelin' Maroon 5. And in celeb conspiracy corner; Are Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart NOT FILMING TOGETHER!? The List! Blindz! and SHOUUUUUTs! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

"I don't know anything about any of this stuff" - Jackie Zebrowski Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the HARDNESS of Top Gun, Holden praises the 1993 Crash Test Dummies album God Shuffled His Feet,  when and if to use the term "peenie" and if we will see Harry Styles' in his upcuming film, a list of celeb dongs we've seen on screen and Holden reminisces about Mr. Skin, Jackie and MJ "mourn" the impending loss of Riverdale and plot the next CW Reboot, Jackie announces some exciting news with Glorias love life, She-Hulk Attorney At Law, the awkwardness of Kourtney Kardashian's garter belt removal. And in celeb conspiracy corner;  Is Austin Powers a secret Scientology Propagandaaaaaaaa?? A list that will make you feel like a better parent! Blindsss and SHOUUUUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

There's a lot going on. Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.