This week we're gossin' 'bout how filled with hate Jackie is, MJ learning how to get along with the "cool parents", the return of RIVERDALE, Holden definitely not projecting his feelings about the MILF Manor massage mess, Cocaine Bear, a disheartening Gronkie update, Lewis Capaldi's dealing with tics from Tourettes during a live performance, a Liam Peeson update, a breakdown of Perfect Match crushes, a Lady Gaga dognapper asking where her money is, the dangers of pogoin', and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Rihanna pledge her baby to the Illuminati!?, a list Holden finds personally offensive, da blinds, and SHOUTZ

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