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Here's hoping the Riverdale writers enjoy this week's episode! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're gossin' 'bout dusty, old, ancient 79-year-old Robert De Niro welcoming his 7th child into the world (hopefully his open gender discrimination lawsuit comes to a close soon!), Tom Cruise lookin' like he's ready to jump on a couch about Fishkira (ShaFishra? idk), all that DRAMAAAA about T. Swift dating what appears to be the human manifestation of a 2005 4Chan post as well as the BAD BLOOD between Swift and a specific security guard, is Batfleck broody or just a pissfaceboi? OR COULD IT BE BOTH?, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Are Nick LaSHAMES fans fake (with ON AIR CONFIRMATION)!? And a list of ridiculous demands put on celebrities and blindz SO famous they don't NEED a subject line! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

KEVIN DESERVES HAPPINESS Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're rewindin' back to 2013, the year Henry took over Holden's birthday and forced Jackie to watch a sea otter mating ritual, with their mother, while MJ was just havin' the best year bein' IN LOVE! (until they kicked the hornet's nest known as white, male, comedians) Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This episode is Jackie's chance to remind everyone she was a Literature AND Theatre Major! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're missin' everyone's favorite Swiftie, but Jackie's Backie from her FuckieMoon and ready to CLUCKCLUCKCLUCK 'bout Met Gala DRAAAAMAAAAA including why anyone would want to honor Karl Lagerfeld in 2023 when Choupette is still alive and ready to party, Jared Leto betraying his stilted Italian accent HOUSE 'A GUCCI roots to play the aforementioned cat owner, Lil Nas X meowing at reporters and Doja Cat finally reaching her Final Form, Penelope Cruz picking a gorgeous Chanel dress (that Karl Lagerfeld would have detested, along with the others), the odd feeling one gets upon hearing 'North West setting up her Mommy's Room before the Met Gala' and the many luxuries that included, Pedro Pascal taking out his SLUTTY LITTLE KNEES for a galavant at the Met Gala, Liquid Death teaming up with Travis Barker to make an 'Enema of the State Collectible Enema Kit', and for the first MJ hosted Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Joe Alwyn play as Taylor Swift's beard for a Grammy?!? A list of celebrity quotes to show celebrities definitely aren't like us, blindz that will have you SCREAMING and SHOOOUUUUTSSSSSssssssss Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they head back into the HSMU and get ready to graduate with a HSM 3 WATCHALOOOOONG. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Geoff is the hero of Riverdale Roundup. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're gossin' 'bout all that Coachella draaaama including Frank Ocean's vibeless performance and Blink-182 missing the prime opportunity to spread the UFO message, Jackie discovering that overalls are AALLLL RIIIIGHT, A Piss-SA 'cause when you gotta go, you gotta go, Holden's "Old Man At the Movies" Corner, Love Is Blind Reunion that wasn't LIVE on Sunday and the chaos that caused not to mention MJ has a deadly Love Is Blind finale drinking game plus a bonus Irina v. Francesca: Who's the worst humna alive? discussion, Shawn Mendes was caught once again denying the TRUTH that we all know, Christine Brown from Sister Wives is ENGAGED and HAPPY leaving only Sobbin' Robin for Christine's ex-husband, some guesses on how long until we get 'Nick Cannon Presents: Sister Wives Don't Cost a Thing', FINALLY an update on Wynnie's World comin' to MAX SOON, let's all mourn the wedding that could have been with the Wienermobile of LOVE in Las Vegas, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Morgan Freeman actually Jimi Hendrix?!? And a list of parodies with good-natured sources, blindz that involve some CHEMISTRY and SHOOOUUUUTSSSSSssssssss Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This season just keeps getting gayer and gayer! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.