This week we're gossin' 'bout the TOOOOOUR, Holden's Goop list, Snake Island, Fat Bear Week, The Great British Bake Off gets dark, Gisele Bündchen probably bein' a witch, the Mario trailer droppin', more on Kanye's latest meltdown, Tom Cruise takin' off to space in search of more fish, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Pete Wentz Joe Biden's SON?! a List full of forgotten sequels and the Emperor of the Night stops by for a some spoOoOoOoky Blindz and finally the SHOUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout classic Halloween movies, The Red Ribbon, weird online racists suddenly caring about James Madison's crystal flute, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos keepin' it hott, 'The Try Guys' drama, Bad Bitches Have Bad Days Too, Rise Messiah Cannon, Velma being openly gay in the new Scooby-Doo, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; did Grimes use a throwaway Reddit account to talk about Elon Musk?!, a list (that Holden and MJ are totally invested in), BLinDz, and DA SHOUTSSSS Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout creams, the Sims of Our Lives, a Riverdale actor who killed his mother, Mariah Carey's grunge album, the Bridgerton musical lawsuit, the PR stunts behind Smile, Stallone gettin' back with the woman whose face he had removed from his flesh, Ye's super cool flip flops, Franzia getting into the costume game, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Cats a cursed Filmic Experience?! A REMINDER ABOUT THE UPCOMING TOUR, da liszt, and Blinds! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout what NOT to name your baby after, a jaw-dropping tale of Zac Efron and a granite fountain, Mexican Pizza: the Musical, a story causing a buzzzz in the chess world, Sammi "maybe not a Sweetheart" Giancola blocking Snooki, DiCaprio finally dating past 25!? And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner;  Is Chris Pine Also Queer Erotica Writer Chuck Tingle? dA List! Blindz and Shoutzzzzz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout corn, the death of The Queen, the restoration of The Muppet Christmas Carol, the Little Mermaid remake casting showing racism is still alive, Disney casting Josh Groban as Beast for an upcoming Beauty and the Beast special on ABC, the 2022 Emmy's, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner;  Liam Neeson Pees His Pants!? Plus THE LIST! BLINDZ and SHOUUUUUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout ALL that drama behind Don't Worry Darling (including the LaBeouf firing, Florence Pugh, and a full breakdown, including theories, behind the recent #SpitGate), if the length of film festival standing ovations are truly necessary, and in celeb conspiracy corner;  Did Stephanie Meyer write a new Anti-Mormon novel in SECRET!? The List, BLinddz and SHOUTZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Holden, Jackie, and MJ head to East High School to enter the HSMU this week with a special watchalong of the 2006 classic(?) High School Musical.Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're REEEEEEWIIIIINDIN' back to 2009: recession, depression, an inauguration, Kanye interrupting Taylor Swift, Party in the U.S.A drops, Michael Jackson's death, Jay-Z's Empire State of Mind, Farmville, JERSEY SHORE, Precious, Flashmobs, and MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the upcoming Karaoke Night in LA, Jackie watching Dear Zachary for her 35th birthday as well as MJ and Holden's own filmic experiences, the masterpiece that is Bluey, Holden heading down the High School Musical: The Musical: The Series hole, Mariah Carey and her battle to legally be the Queen of Christmas, Cardi B's onion water hair care routine, Tommy Lee's oopsie moment of hanging dong on Instagram, Snoop's new cereal and Holden reading dad jokes on Yahoo News articles, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Command Dancing a tool of white supremacy originally popularized by Henry Ford! The List, Blinds, and ZHOUTS!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're mourning the loss of Olivia Newton-John and then gossin' 'bout where to not order an Irish Car Bomb, Jennifer Coolidge using American Pie to GET IT, MJ and Holden realize Jackie has never seen the filmic wonder that is American Pie, T Swift's "Shake It Off" lawsuit, Pete Davidson entering therapy because of Kanye's harassment, Jackie hopes Geoff will purchase the Frank Ocean 25k dong jewelry because it's HER BIRTHDAY, and in celeb conspiracy corner; are all Gyllenhaal's klepto-religious-fanatics!?, the List, Blinds and SHOUTZZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.