

Ologies with Alie Ward
Alie Ward
Volcanoes. Trees. Drunk butterflies. Mars missions. Slug sex. Death. Beauty standards. Anxiety busters. Beer science. Bee drama. Take away a pocket full of science knowledge and charming, bizarre stories about what fuels these professional -ologists' obsessions. Humorist and science correspondent Alie Ward asks smart people stupid questions and the answers might change your life.
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Jul 20, 2021 • 27min
Smologies #1: THE MOON with Selenologist Raquel Nuno
Planetary geologist Raquel Nuno discusses the moon's formation, composition, moon phases, gravity, lunar caves, and conspiracy theories. The podcast also explores the moon's impact on tides, the dark side of the moon, and the potential for human exploration. Listener questions about the moon's habitation potential and its role in space exploration are answered.

Jul 20, 2021 • 19min
Smologies #2: DINOSAURS with Paleontologist Michael Habib
"Smologies" features a paleontologist, Dr. Michael Habib, who shares intriguing dinosaur facts. He discusses the economics of dino digs, his favorite beasts, cloning from amber samples, real vs. fake museum dinos, and Jurassic Park flimflam. This episode also explores the controversy surrounding the name Brontosaurus and recent breakthroughs in paleontology regarding the color of dinosaurs. The speaker dives into the colors and tastes of dinosaurs and emphasizes the importance of fossil cleaning techniques.

Jul 16, 2021 • 26min
Elasmobranchology (MORE NEW SHARK STORIES) with MISS_Elasmo Shark Scientists
Join Jaida Elcock, Jasmin Graham, and Amani Webber-Schultz from Minorities in Shark Science as they share intriguing field stories, debunk myths about sharks, discuss the diverse species and evolution of these ancient creatures, and highlight the importance of shark conservation. Learn about shark adaptations, including their slingshot jaws and unique skin structure. With a sprinkle of wedding anecdotes, this shark-filled episode will leave you in awe of these magnificent creatures.

Jul 13, 2021 • 1h 18min
Selachimorphology (SHARKS) Encore with Chris Lowe
SHAAAARKS. Leading shark researcher Dr. Chris Lowe dishes about bad shark PR, behind-the-scenes Jaws trivia, his thoughts on Sharknado, surfing safety, immune system marvels, cannibal twins, shark personalities, sea sex, and knife teeth in this, an encore-but-refreshed episode with your newly married pod-dad. Alie learns that sharks are not the ocean's a-holes but true evolutionary marvels who suffer from sensationalized reputations and sometimes inside-out butts. Listen up as a science primer during this, the holy Week of the Shark.
(Note: the study of sharks is also called elasmobranchology, a distinction which could also include skates and rays. Both -ologies are difficult to spell.)
Dr. Chris Lowe's SharkLab at Cal State University Long Beach
Track sharks and fish and turtles at Scattn.org
Dr. Lowe's Twitter and Facebook
More links at www.alieward.com/ologies/selachimorphology
A donation went to: http://www.misselasmo.org/
Sponsors of Ologies: alieward.com/ologies-sponsors
Transcripts & bleeped episodes at: alieward.com/ologies-extras
Become a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a month: www.Patreon.com/ologies
OlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes and now… MASKS. Hi. Yes.
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Sound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media & Steven Ray MorrisSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Jul 6, 2021 • 1h 34min
Matrimoniology (MARRIAGE) Encore with Ben Karney
A special encore as your dad hastily preps to wed your podmom, Jarrett. Refresh your brain about your heart, then stay tuned for a new secret at the end.
Love! Romance! Intimate relationships! Marriage! Divorce! Remarriage! Clowns! This episode has it all. The wonderfully warm Dr. Benjamin Karney of the UCLA Marriage lab has been studying romance and intimate relationships for 20 years and sits down to chat about being single and the mechanisms behind finding a partner, what behaviors foster intimacy, why some couples stay together vs. splitting up, some bananas proposals, wedding budgets, how parenting affects marriage, historical problems with matrimony and his own experiences with marriage and divorce. These behaviors are also so applicable to friendships, work partnerships and as it turns out...professional clowns.
Dr. Ben Karney at the UCLA Marriage Lab
This week's donation was made to Care.org, which works to end gender-based violence.
Juuuust in case you want to toss anything in the travel jar to ease wedding costs for others: https://www.zola.com/registry/jarrettandalie
Sponsor links: alieward.com/ologies/sponsors
More links at alieward.com/ologies/matrimoniology
Become a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a month: www.Patreon.com/ologies
OlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes!
Follow @Ologies on Twitter or Instagram
Follow @AlieWard on Twitter or Instagram
Sound editing by Steven Ray Morris & Jarrett Sleeper
Theme song by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Jun 29, 2021 • 1h 10min
UFOlogy (UNEXPLAINED AERIAL PHENOMENA) with Sarah Scoles and Kate Dorsch
UFOlogy (UNEXPLAINED AERIAL PHENOMENA) features Sarah Scoles and Kate Dorsch, experts in UFO research. They discuss tic-tacs, space rocks, black triangles, fighter pilot sightings, Roswell, abduction trends, secret military missions, and their own wacky field experiences. Interesting perspectives on UFO culture and the search for truth emerge throughout the conversation.

Jun 22, 2021 • 1h 12min
Spheksology (WASPS) with Eric Eaton
Wasps!? Don’t even THINK of skipping this one, my beautiful chickens. You’re about to change your outlook on the most maligned winged sky babies, and we are delighted that author, bug dude, and spheksologist Eric Eaton is about to change your mind and fill your heart with respect and appreciation. Hunker down for fig critters, bejeweled zombie queens, bug corsets, underdogs, BBQ tips, gardening secrets, stinger myths and snack vaults. Just because homicidal hornets make headlines doesn’t mean you know squat about the real life of the beautifully diverse world of wasps, from the teeny tiny to the large and legendary. Wasps: they’re not dicks.Buy Eric's book wherever books are soldCheck out Eric’s websiteFollow Eric on TwitterA donation went to Xerces.orgMore episode sources and linksSponsors of OlogiesTranscripts & bleeped episodesBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a monthOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, totes and now… MASKS. Hi. Yes. Follow @Ologies on Twitter and InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter and InstagramSound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media & Steven Ray MorrisTranscripts by Emily White of The WordaryNeed a website built? Kelly Dwyer has you covered!Theme song by Nick Thorburn

Jun 15, 2021 • 1h 16min
Quarantinology (UM, WHAT HAPPENS NOW?) with Various Ologists
Various Ologists, experts in historical quarantines and recovery periods, discuss lifted restrictions, vaccine rates, economic projections, mental state of healthcare workers, and grief following historical events. They delve into the origins of quarantine, its impact on public health, safety and uncertainty during COVID-19, vaccine distribution challenges, and understanding shadow losses during the pandemic.

Jun 8, 2021 • 1h 16min
Wildlife Ecology (FIELDWORK) with Corina Newsome
Ornithologist Corina Newsome discusses the day-to-day realities of being a Wildlife Ecologist, including housing for grad students, birding apps, #BlackBirdersWeek, camera traps, and whether or not animals are laughing at her. She also dives into topics like seaside sparrows, wetlands, saltwater marshes, corvid behavior, and disability access in scientific fieldwork.

Jun 1, 2021 • 1h 12min
Phallology (PENISES) with Emily Willingham
Biologist, gonad researcher, and Phallologist Dr. Emily Willingham discusses peckers big and small, pressures of masculinity, partner's pleasure, wonky willies, life beyond the binary, and sensual turtles. Stick around for friendly fellatio advice and debunking misconceptions about Adam and Eve's rib.