
Ologies with Alie Ward
Volcanoes. Trees. Drunk butterflies. Mars missions. Slug sex. Death. Beauty standards. Anxiety busters. Beer science. Bee drama. Take away a pocket full of science knowledge and charming, bizarre stories about what fuels these professional -ologists' obsessions. Humorist and science correspondent Alie Ward asks smart people stupid questions and the answers might change your life.
Latest episodes

Mar 9, 2021 • 1h 23min
Nephrology (KIDNEYS) with Samira Farouk
What’s in pee? Should you donate a kidney to a stranger? Which hurts worse: childbirth or kidney stones? Why are some kidneys the size of footballs? March is World Kidney Month and before you shrug it off: 15% of adults have chronic kidney disease -- and most don’t even know it. This episode could save a life. Transplant Nephrologist Dr. Samira Farouk chats about how nephrology is for cool kids, how transplant chains work, legends about bathtubs filled with ice, how dialysis works, where nephrology ends and urology begins, how much water you should drink and why kidney punches aren’t allowed in boxing. Also: asparagus pee and #NephMadness.
Follow Dr. Samira Farouk at Twitter.com/ssfarouk or @nehmadness
Check out #NephMadness and nephmadness.com
Interested in being a living donor? Here’s some info.
A donation was made to the American Association of Kidney Patients, AAKP.org
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Follow Dr. Samira Farouk at Twitter.com/ssfarouk or @nehmadness
Check out #NephMadness
Interested in being a living donor? Here’s some info.
A donation was made to the American Association of Kidney Patients, AAPK.org
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Mar 3, 2021 • 1h 12min
Cicadology (CICADAS) with Gene Kritsky
They are numerous. They are patient. They are COMING for the United States in droves this spring: They are cicadas. *The* Cicada guy Dr. Gene Kritsky joins to chat all about the annual cicadas you may see every summer vs. the periodical ones that cycle through the states in broods of giant numbers. Learn how they survive underground for decades, what they are doing down there, all about their lifecycle, who eats them and why, plus get inspired to take a cicada safari, download Cicada Safari, and appreciate their sexually desperate songs, which can be as loud as an ambulance. By the end, you’ll want to don a bug costume and hitchhike to the Midwest. (Don’t do that.)
Dr. Gene Kritsky’s new cicada book: Periodical Cicadas: The Brood X Edition
Download the Cicada Safari app at the Apple Store or Google Play Store.
Gene’s website: genekritsky.com
Also see CicadaMania.com, and follow Instagram.com/CicadaMania
A donation was made to Mount Saint Joseph’s cicada research in the School of Behavioral and Natural Sciences
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Gene’s wife Jessee J. Smith is a silversmith who makes bug jewelry. Check it out!
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Feb 23, 2021 • 1h 5min
Gluteology (BUTTS) with Natalia Reagan
Yes, an entire episode on butts. Primatologist and anthropologist Natalia Reagan joins to chat about the caboose: why do we have butts? Why do we like butts? How do we appreciate ours even more? She drops knowledge on bidets, wiping, twerking, the mystical field of Rumpology, how our derrieres have our back, plus butt dimples, and crack formations. Also: some personal revelations and getting back on your feet after a curveball. This one is goofy as hell and you’re in for more puns than you’ll know what do do with.
Follow Natalia at Twitter.com/Natalia13Reagan and Instagram.com/Natalia13Reagan
Natalia’s website: https://nataliareagan.com
A donation was made to https://projectchimps.org/
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More links at: alieward.com/ologies/gluteology
If you want a bidet, here's a code for 10% off: HelloTushy.com/ologies
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Sound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media & Steven Ray Morris
Theme song by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Feb 16, 2021 • 1h 15min
Molecular Biology (PROTEINS + SCIENCE COMMUNICATION) with Raven “The Science Maven” Baxter
This one’s got it all: teeny tiny cellular factories, obscure trivia, historical gossip, sick beats, mitochondrial relevancy, viral popularity, a backstory that with charm you to death, sports cars, lab coats, smelly vats, Space Camp and mysteries of the brain. Raven The Science Maven has a background in molecular biology and is getting her Ph.D in Science Communication and shares stories from both disciplines, while Alie generally does her best to suppress high pitched noises of excitement. Learn to appreciate your proteins and pick up some ADHD tips and noodle analogies while you’re here. That’s so Maven!
Follow Raven at https://www.instagram.com/raventhesciencemaven or https://twitter.com/ravenscimaven
Raven’s website: scimaven.com and YouTube
A donation was made to Projectforawesome.com
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More links and info at alieward.com/ologies/molecularbiology
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Sound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media & Steven Ray Morris
Theme song by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Feb 10, 2021 • 1h 20min
Carobology (NOT-CHOCOLATE TREES) with Megan Lynch
You might only know carob as not-chocolate, which is a tragedy of its disco-era branding. This tough, gnarly, drought-resistant plant is the real-life Giving Tree, explains passionate Carobologist Megan Lynch. Dripping with leathery banana-shaped legume pods, this tree quietly dots suburban streets but has kept people alive through wars and famines, can feed livestock, makes beautiful furniture, and might cure ailments from neurodegenerative diseases to the dark depths of your irritable bowels. Oh also? It can stand in for chocolate if you need it to. LET’S SHOW SOME RESPECT. Megan also chats about the #DisabilitiesinSTEM movement, academic gatekeeping, and making science more accessible. And cheesecakes.
Follow Megan Lynch at Twitter.com/May_Gun
Megan’s website: http://meganlynch.net/
A donation was made to STEMd.org
Sponsor links: www.alieward.com/ologies-sponsors
More links and info at alieward.com/ologies/carobology
Buy Megan’s album! “Songs the Brothers Warner Taught Me”
Other Ologies episodes mentioned: Matrimoniology (MARRIAGE), Sexology (SEX), Entomophagy Anthropology (EATING BUGS), Corvid Thanatology (CROW FUNERALS), Molecular Neurobiology (NEUROTRANSMITTERS), Experimental Archeology (ATLATLS)
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Sound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media & Steven Ray Morris
Theme song by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Feb 2, 2021 • 55min
Economic Sociology Pt. 2 (MONEY/FREAKONOMICS) with Steven Levitt and Anna Gifty Opoku-Agyeman
Steven Levitt, a prominent economist and co-author of "Freakonomics," joins rising star Anna Gifty Opoku-Agyeman, a Harvard Fellow focused on economic inequality. They dive into the GameStop phenomenon and discuss innovative ideas like Universal Basic Income. The duo also tackles the complexities of childhood financial education, including allowances, while contemplating the balance between environmental preservation and exploitation of the Amazon rainforest. With humor and insight, they make economics engaging and relatable for everyone.

Jan 26, 2021 • 1h 18min
Economic Sociology Pt. 1 (MONEY/FREAKONOMICS) with Anna Gifty Opoku-Agyeman and Steven Levitt
Join economist Steven Levitt, known for his work on "Freakonomics," and rising star Anna Gifty Opoku-Agyeman, a Harvard Fellow and co-founder of the Sadie Collective, as they dive into the intriguing world of economic sociology. They discuss how everyday choices—like saving for retirement or enjoying avocado toast—are steeped in economic principles. Anna shares her insights on macroeconomics and outsourcing, while Steven critiques outdated math education. Together, they reveal how economics shapes our decisions and societal norms.

Jan 19, 2021 • 49min
Bilharziology (BLOOD FLUKES) with Anouk N. Gouvras
A LOST EPISODE! Three years in the making, this interview features vials of vile creatures, worm drama, febrile hallucinations, spooning, and unfortunate snacks. It has waited a long time to meet you, so let’s get weird, take a trip back to summer of 2017 -- before Ologies existed -- and unearth one of the very first, never-before-heard interviews. Alie absolutely bungles her way through a chat with Dr. Anouk Gouvras, a London-based parasitologist studying the flatworms that cause schistosomiasis. Consider this an awkward baby photo of Ologies: before the show had any format or structure, and before your host learned how to properly use sound equipment. Stay tuned for a surprise ending to the conversation, and then follow Dr. Gouvras on Twitter and tell her you’re glad to finally get an introduction.
Follow Dr. Anouk Gouvras at Twitter.com/SciAnouk
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A donation went to the The Global Schistosomiasis Alliance: eliminateschisto.org
More links and info at alieward.com/ologies/bilharziology
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Sound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media & Steven Ray Morris
Theme song by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

Jan 12, 2021 • 1h 19min
Urban Rodentology (SEWER RATS) with Bobby Corrigan
Bobby Corrigan, an Urban Rodentologist, shares insights into the world of city rats. From their origin story to preferred food dialects, learn how to keep them out of your house. Discover the myth of the rat king, predator behavior, and junk food preferences of city rats. Find out humane ways to handle rat infestations and the challenges faced by rodentologists in urban environments.

Jan 5, 2021 • 1h 36min
Vaccine Infodemiology (COVID-19 IMMUNITY) with Jessica Malaty Rivera
The Coronasode we’ve been waiting for! Vaccines. Finally. But what does this mean? As a Vaccine Infodemiologist and science communication lead for The COVID Tracking Project, Jessica Malaty Rivera specializes in infectious disease epidemics and the surge of misinformation that accompanies them. The very first human trials of the COVID-19 vaccine occurred in March 2020, and Alie asks Jessica one million questions about the differences between the two available vaccines, rollout schedules, herd immunity, mRNA, vaccine hesitancy, mutated virus strains, picnics, vision boards, the post-holiday spike, how history can influence current vaccine rates, whether you should wipe down your groceries and more. Consider it a critical booster shot to the info we’ve gathered all year.
Follow Jessica at instagram.com/jessicamalatyrivera and Twitter.com/jessicaMalatyRivera
More info on Jessica Malaty Rivera: https://linktr.ee/jessicamalatyrivera
Sponsor links: www.alieward.com/ologies-sponsors
A donation went to 500WomenScientists.org
More links and info at alieward.com/ologies/vaccineinfodemiology
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Sound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media & Steven Ray Morris
Theme song by Nick ThorburnSupport the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies