

Boring History for Sleep
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Welcome to Boring History to Sleep — the only show where falling asleep in the middle is not only allowed… it’s encouraged. Each episode takes you on a slow, uneventful stroll through the most yawn-worthy corners of the past: treaties nobody remembers, kings who ruled for three weeks, and revolutions that never really got started. Delivered in the softest, most sleep-inducing voice we could find, this show is like warm milk with a side of ancient trivia. Perfect for insomniacs, history nerds, and anyone who thinks a Roman tax policy discussion sounds like a lullaby.
Lay back, close your eyes
Lay back, close your eyes
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Jul 24, 2025 • 3h 6min
Why it Sucked to Be a Medieval Thief and more
Wind down tonight with a sleep story designed to calm your thoughts and ease you gently into deep rest. This 2-hour video combines the soothing crackle of a cozy fireplace with soft-spoken storytelling, weaving together tales of war and moments from history. Uncover hidden truths behind famous historical figures, explore unresolved mysteries, and ponder unforgettable events from the past — all within the tranquil glow of a flickering fire. Ideal for sleep meditation, adult relaxation, or simply falling asleep peacefully, the black screen background sets the scene for undisturbed rest. Let the gentle fireplace sounds and calming stories lull you into a serene night’s sleep.

Jul 23, 2025 • 2h 53min
Boring History For Sleep | What Was S3X Really Like in Ancient Egypt and more
Wind down tonight with a sleep story designed to calm your thoughts and ease you gently into deep rest. This 2-hour video combines the soothing crackle of a cozy fireplace with soft-spoken storytelling, weaving together tales of war and moments from history. Uncover hidden truths behind famous historical figures, explore unresolved mysteries, and ponder unforgettable events from the past — all within the tranquil glow of a flickering fire. Ideal for sleep meditation, adult relaxation, or simply falling asleep peacefully, the black screen background sets the scene for undisturbed rest. Let the gentle fireplace sounds and calming stories lull you into a serene night’s sleep.

Jul 22, 2025 • 3h 24min
Why Bloody Mary Hated Queen Elizabeth I | Two Sisters | Boring History for Sleep
Mary was a short-lived, little-favoured Catholic and Elizabeth was a long-reigning, all-admired Protestant. However, Henry VIII's daughters have more in common than meets the eye.

Jul 21, 2025 • 3h 25min
Boring Greek Myths For Sleep | What the Olympian Gods Were Really Like
Forget the epic battles and fiery tempers — in this slow, calming retelling, we explore the quieter, stranger side of the Olympian gods.☁️ What did Zeus do when he wasn’t throwing lightning?🍇 What was Aphrodite’s daily routine like in her temple?🕯️ What did divine boredom look like on Mount Olympus?This episode takes you beyond the myths — into the still moments, the forgotten details, and the oddly human habits of ancient Greek gods and goddesses.Perfect for winding down, falling asleep, or listening in the background.🎧 Soft narration📜 Gentle storytelling🌙 Mythology without the drama

Jul 20, 2025 • 3h 8min
Boring History For Sleep | CRAZY Ways Japanese Courtesans Dealt With Pregnancies and more
In this calm, sleep-ready episode, we explore the lesser-known world of historical Japan — focusing on how courtesans of the pleasure quarters quietly managed their daily lives, including the rare and challenging topic of pregnancy.No drama. No fast pacing. Just real, quiet history — from the beauty routines and etiquette rules to the silent systems of survival behind the scenes.💤 Slow narration📜 Real historical practices🕯️ Gentle storytelling designed to help you unwindWe also touch on other forgotten parts of history — stories that are often overlooked but full of detail and calm curiosity.Perfect for falling asleep, relaxing, or learning something quietly.

Jul 19, 2025 • 3h 36min
What Your Life as Queen Victoria Would Actually Be Like | Boring History For Sleep
Ever wondered what it was really like to be Queen Victoria — not the legend, but the woman behind the crown?In this calm, sleep-friendly journey through time, we explore a quiet day in the life of Britain’s most iconic monarch. From early morning routines at Buckingham Palace to slow carriage rides, royal tea rituals, and the weight of quiet decisions — it’s not all glamour.👑 No dramatic coronations.📜 Just a slow, realistic look at royal life — the silences, the repetition, the rules.Perfect for winding down, relaxing, or drifting off to sleep.📚 Real history — told gently.🎧 Soft narration🌙 Slow pacing🕯️ Historical detail, not drama

Jul 18, 2025 • 3h 10min
Boring History For Sleep | A Day in The Life of an Ottoman Harem Concubine and more
Boring History For Sleep | A Day in the Life of an Ottoman Harem Concubine and More🕯️ Trouble sleeping? Let history do the work.In this slow-paced, calming story, we explore the daily life of an Ottoman concubine — from the morning routines inside the palace harem to the quiet rituals of evening. You'll hear what she wore, what she ate, how she passed the time, and what rules shaped her world.But that’s just the beginning.We also take you through other forgotten corners of history — the lives no one writes about, full of silence, routine, and slow change.📚 No action. No drama. Just boring, beautiful history — perfect for sleep, rest, or background listening.🎧 Soft narration🌙 Gentle pacing📜 Real historical detail📌 Subscribe for more slow history stories, every week.

Jul 17, 2025 • 3h 34min
What Daily Life Was Really Like for an Edwardian Family | Boring History For Sleep
Wind down tonight with a sleep story that'll quiet your racing mind and ease you into dreamland. This 2-hour escape pairs the cozy crackle of a real fireplace with gentle storytelling, taking you through fascinating tales of war and history's most captivating moments.As you drift off, you'll discover the untold stories behind history's famous faces, dive into mysteries that still baffle experts, and revisit moments that changed everything-all while the warm glow of firelight flickers in the background.Perfect for when you need to shut off your brain, this adult bedtime story works whether you're into sleep meditation or just desperate for some decent rest. The black screen means no harsh light to disturb you once you're finally dozing off.Just hit play, close your eyes, and let the soothing fireplace sounds and stories carry you away to the best sleep you've had in ages.

Jul 16, 2025 • 2h 45min
Boring History For Sleep | Why You Wouldn’t Last a Day in the Age of the Crusades and more
Wind down tonight with a sleep story designed to calm your thoughts and ease you gently into deep rest. This 2-hour video combines the soothing crackle of a cozy fireplace with soft-spoken storytelling, weaving together tales of war and moments from history. Uncover hidden truths behind famous historical figures, explore unresolved mysteries, and ponder unforgettable events from the past — all within the tranquil glow of a flickering fire. Ideal for sleep meditation, adult relaxation, or simply falling asleep peacefully, the black screen background sets the scene for undisturbed rest. Let the gentle fireplace sounds and calming stories lull you into a serene night’s sleep.

Jul 15, 2025 • 3h 11min
Why You Wouldn't Last 24 Hours in a Victorian House | Boring History For Sleep
Wind down tonight with a sleep story that'll quiet your racing mind and ease you into dreamland. This 2-hour escape pairs the cozy crackle of a real fireplace with gentle storytelling, taking you through fascinating tales of war and history's most captivating moments.As you drift off, you'll discover the untold stories behind history's famous faces, dive into mysteries that still baffle experts, and revisit moments that changed everything-all while the warm glow of firelight flickers in the background.Perfect for when you need to shut off your brain, this adult bedtime story works whether you're into sleep meditation or just desperate for some decent rest. The black screen means no harsh light to disturb you once you're finally dozing off.Just hit play, close your eyes, and let the soothing fireplace sounds and stories carry you away to the best sleep you've had in ages.


