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Welcome to Boring History to Sleep — the only show where falling asleep in the middle is not only allowed… it’s encouraged. Each episode takes you on a slow, uneventful stroll through the most yawn-worthy corners of the past: treaties nobody remembers, kings who ruled for three weeks, and revolutions that never really got started. Delivered in the softest, most sleep-inducing voice we could find, this show is like warm milk with a side of ancient trivia. Perfect for insomniacs, history nerds, and anyone who thinks a Roman tax policy discussion sounds like a lullaby.
Lay back, close your eyes
Lay back, close your eyes
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Jul 14, 2025 • 1h 53min
Why Medieval Women Dreaded Their Wedding Nights | Boring History For Sleep
Ever wondered why medieval brides truly feared their wedding nights? This video dives into the harsh, unsettling realities behind medieval marriage customs: arranged matches, dowries, public bedding ceremonies, and the brutal expectations placed on women. Discover the dark side of history they don’t teach you in school.🔔 Subscribe for more historical deep dives, dark truths, and social history explained in plain language.

Jul 13, 2025 • 3h 15min
How Medieval Peasant Women Actually Lived... | Boring History For Sleep
Wind down tonight with a sleep story that'll quiet your racing mind and ease you into dreamland. This 2-hour escape pairs the cozy crackle of a real fireplace with gentle storytelling, taking you through fascinating tales of war and history's most captivating moments.As you drift off, you'll discover the untold stories behind history's famous faces, dive into mysteries that still baffle experts, and revisit moments that changed everything-all while the warm glow of firelight flickers in the background.Just hit play, close your eyes, and let the soothing fireplace sounds and stories carry you away to the best sleep you've had in ages.

Jul 12, 2025 • 2h 39min
Boring History For Sleep | What Did Cavemen Actually Do All Day and more
What did cavemen actually do all day? In this video, we dive into the everyday life of our distant ancestors — hunting, gathering, tool-making, raising children, and much more. Discover how Paleolithic people survived harsh conditions, developed essential skills, and created the foundations of culture. A simple yet engaging look at prehistoric life, told with scientific accuracy and a touch of humor.

Jul 11, 2025 • 2h 59min
Boring History for Sleep | What Did Medieval People Really Get High On?
Dive into the foggy, fragrant, and surprisingly creative world of medieval mind-altering substances. This video explores how monks, healers, witches, and ordinary people used powerful herbs, potions, and notorious flying ointments—not for modern-style recreation, but for medicine, visions, and sometimes questionable spiritual journeys.Discover the real history behind henbane, mandrake, belladonna, and the practices that blurred the line between healing, magic, and madness.⚔️ Whether you're a history lover, curious about ancient medicine, or just fascinated by weird historical facts, join us as we uncover the herbal highs of the Middle Ages.👉 Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share if you enjoy this dive into the strange side of history!

Jul 10, 2025 • 3h 37min
What It Was Like to Live with Victorian Social Rules | Boring History For Sleep
Wind down tonight with a sleep story that'll quiet your racing mind and ease you into dreamland. This 2-hour escape pairs the cozy crackle of a real fireplace with gentle storytelling, taking you through fascinating tales of war and history's most captivating moments.As you drift off, you'll discover the untold stories behind history's famous faces, dive into mysteries that still baffle experts, and revisit moments that changed everything-all while the warm glow of firelight flickers in the background.Perfect for when you need to shut off your brain, this adult bedtime story works whether you're into sleep meditation or just desperate for some decent rest. The black screen means no harsh light to disturb you once you're finally dozing off.Just hit play, close your eyes, and let the soothing fireplace sounds and stories carry you away to the best sleep you've had in ages.

Jul 9, 2025 • 3h 7min
Boring History For Sleep | WEIRD Sleep Habits of Medieval People and more
Wind down tonight with a sleep story designed to calm your thoughts and ease you gently into deep rest. This 2-hour video combines the soothing crackle of a cozy fireplace with soft-spoken storytelling, weaving together tales of war and moments from history. Uncover hidden truths behind famous historical figures, explore unresolved mysteries, and ponder unforgettable events from the past — all within the tranquil glow of a flickering fire. Ideal for sleep meditation, adult relaxation, or simply falling asleep peacefully, the black screen background sets the scene for undisturbed rest. Let the gentle fireplace sounds and calming stories lull you into a serene night’s sleep.

Jul 8, 2025 • 1h 42min
The Lives of Women in a Victorian Brothel | Boring History For Sleep
Dive into the hidden world of Victorian London’s brothels, exploring the daily lives, struggles, and resilience of the women who lived and worked there. This episode of Boring History For Sleep reveals the harsh realities behind the closed doors of these forgotten women, told in a calm, immersive narrative perfect for drifting off to sleep.Join us as we uncover stories of survival, community, and endurance in one of history’s most misunderstood professions.Subscribe and like if you enjoy these gentle history journeys, and let us know where you’re listening from!

Jul 8, 2025 • 2h 46min
Boring History For Sleep | 536 AD: How Did Humanity Survive The Worst Year In History?
The volcanic winter of 536 was the most severe and protracted episode of climatic cooling in the Northern Hemisphere in the last 2,000 years. Investigating through the lens of dendrochronology and historical accounts, this documentary explores how a mysterious dimming of the sun, blood-colored rain, and dust clouds plunged civilizations into two years of darkness, followed by famine, plague, and societal collapse. Through the groundbreaking research of historians like David Keys and scientist Mike Bailey, discover how tree rings from around the world offer crucial insights into this pivotal moment that forever altered the course of human history.

Jul 7, 2025 • 3h 7min
Boring History For Sleep | The Most Bizarre Punishments From Ancient rome and more
Wind down tonight with a sleep story designed to calm your thoughts and ease you gently into deep rest. This 2-hour video combines the soothing crackle of a cozy fireplace with soft-spoken storytelling, weaving together tales of war and moments from history. Uncover hidden truths behind famous historical figures, explore unresolved mysteries, and ponder unforgettable events from the past — all within the tranquil glow of a flickering fire. Ideal for sleep meditation, adult relaxation, or simply falling asleep peacefully, the black screen background sets the scene for undisturbed rest. Let the gentle fireplace sounds and calming stories lull you into a serene night’s sleep.

Jul 6, 2025 • 3h 24min
Boring History For Sleep | Neanderthals Were Absolute Freaks Of Nature and more
Wind down tonight with a sleep story designed to calm your thoughts and ease you gently into deep rest. This 2-hour video combines the soothing crackle of a cozy fireplace with soft-spoken storytelling, weaving together tales of war and moments from history. Uncover hidden truths behind famous historical figures, explore unresolved mysteries, and ponder unforgettable events from the past — all within the tranquil glow of a flickering fire. Ideal for sleep meditation, adult relaxation, or simply falling asleep peacefully, the black screen background sets the scene for undisturbed rest. Let the gentle fireplace sounds and calming stories lull you into a serene night’s sleep.Why Neanderthals Were Absolute Freaks Of Nature


