
The Political Orphanage
Politics minus bile plus jokes. Comedian and avowed independent Andrew Heaton interviews authors and thought leaders about policy and big thinky stuff.
Latest episodes

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Mar 26, 2025 • 1h 8min
Near Death Experiences, with Sebastian Junger
Sebastian Junger, a decorated war correspondent and author known for works like "The Perfect Storm," shares his harrowing experience of coming face to face with death due to a life-threatening aneurysm. He offers powerful insights into near-death experiences, exploring the connections between life, death, and consciousness. Topics include the emotional impact of encounters with deceased loved ones and profound existential questions about the afterlife. Junger's reflections spark a deeper appreciation for existence and the mysteries of reality.

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Mar 21, 2025 • 48min
Deporting Khalil
Anna Gorisch, an immigration attorney from Kendall Immigration Law, dives into the case of Mahmoud Khalil, who faces deportation due to his association with Hamas. The conversation navigates the complex interplay of immigration law, national security, and free speech rights. They discuss the challenging balance between advocacy and national interest, along with the impact of executive power on deportation policies. The episode also touches on the importance of due process within the immigration system and ends on a lighter note with anecdotes about Austin.

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Mar 12, 2025 • 1h 49min
I Talk to a DEI Consultant about DEI
Andrea Jones-Rooy, a data scientist and former DEI consultant, dives into the complexities and misconceptions surrounding Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion initiatives. She discusses the delicate balance between DEI and meritocracy, highlighting the moral implications of identity politics. With humor, she emphasizes the necessity of authentic representation in workplaces while addressing biases in hiring processes. Additionally, Andrea critiques the limitations of AI in decision-making, advocating for human judgment in talent evaluation. It's an insightful conversation packed with practical solutions and personal anecdotes.

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Mar 6, 2025 • 44min
Your Kids and The Department of Education
The discussion tackles the potential consequences of defunding the Department of Education, highlighting its misunderstood role. It challenges the necessity of federal oversight in education, favoring state and local governance. Tuition hikes are dissected, revealing how federal loan availability drives costs, with innovative solutions suggested. The complexities of education funding are examined, promoting local autonomy while advocating for a standardized curriculum. A humorous segment features a commitment to quirky instruments for a school band, showcasing the joy of music.

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Feb 27, 2025 • 59min
Jeff Maurer: Revenge of the Low-Flow Toilets
Comedian and former EPA employee Jeff Maurer brings humor to the quirks of government policies, such as the infamous low-flow toilets and paper straws. He discusses the oddities of environmental regulations and the frustrations of recycling practices. Maurer critiques everyday annoyances, like the penny’s pointless existence and the hidden junk fees in services. With entertaining anecdotes, he explores complex healthcare billing and a passion for making policy issues accessible and funny.

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Feb 19, 2025 • 1h 8min
Jonathan Rauch: Christianity Dropped the Ball on Democracy
Jonathan Rauch, a prominent American intellectual and Brookings Institution fellow, discusses his book, Cross Purposes: Christianity’s Broken Promise with Democracy. He argues that the American Church has strayed from its core mission, becoming overly focused on culture wars and politics. This shift has led to rising secularization and spiritual discontent among believers. Rauch emphasizes the dangers of merging Christianity with political ideologies, advocating for a renewed focus on democratic values and community engagement rooted in unconditional love.

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Feb 12, 2025 • 1h 16min
Sex by the Numbers
Cathy Reisenwitz, a writer for "Sex & The State," dives into the complex world of sex, marriage, and economics. She debunks myths around hookup culture, revealing that most people have only a few partners. The decline in Gen Z's sexual activity is explored, linking it to lifestyle changes and technology. They discuss how economic disparities affect marriage rates and relationship dynamics, especially for women earning more than men. Lastly, Cathy addresses evolving perceptions of masculinity and the need for emotional vulnerability among men.

Feb 6, 2025 • 55min
TRADE WAR! (Probably)
In this discussion, James Thatcher, a senior logistics and falconry expert, dives into the complexities of international trade and tariffs. He humorously contrasts the repercussions of U.S. tariffs on Canadian sheep against French wine production. Thatcher explains how recent trade dynamics with China amplify concerns over job protection and intellectual property theft. The conversation navigates the implications of these tariffs on local businesses and consumers, emphasizing the strategic moves in a global economic chess game.

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Jan 30, 2025 • 48min
Trump's Whack-A-Mole with Federal Employees
Federal workers are being reclassified as Schedule F, making it easier to fire them and pushing for a return to office work. This move raises questions about government efficiency and the public versus private sector dynamics. The discussion highlights potential pitfalls of workforce reduction, especially concerning vital services like the FDA. It also tackles common misconceptions about government size and the moral implications of these changes, teasing future conversations on ethical dilemmas.

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Jan 24, 2025 • 1h 5min
Death Row Pen Pals
Kirsten Brink is a passionate advocate for criminal justice reform in Tarrant County, Texas, and a devoted pen pal to death row inmates. She shares her journey into this impactful program and the deep emotional connections formed through letters. The discussion touches on the importance of companionship for those in solitary confinement, ethical challenges faced by medical professionals, and the dire conditions within Texas prisons. Kirsten invites listeners to get involved, emphasizing the transformative power of kindness in the lives of the incarcerated.