

The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
Politics minus bile plus jokes. Comedian and avowed independent Andrew Heaton interviews authors and thought leaders about policy and big thinky stuff.
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Nov 12, 2025 • 55min
"The Walking Dead" and Pagan Values
Tim Sandefur, Vice President for Legal Affairs at the Goldwater Institute and author of You Don't Own Me, delves into individualism and cultural critique. He discusses the cynical portrayal of society in The Walking Dead and debates whether humanity is inherently cooperative or brutish. Sandefur contrasts pagan virtues with bourgeois values, exploring why we admire heroes yet need civility. The conversation touches on moral complexity in literature and the allure of strong-man aesthetics, ultimately questioning the state of modern political discourse.

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Nov 5, 2025 • 50min
SHUTDOWN: The Musical
Clive Crispin, a theatre critic for BBC Bolton, dives into the satirical world of "Shutdown: The Musical." He shares his passion for political musicals and explores the show’s comedic take on budget collapses and furloughs. Clive highlights historical political events from the Civiletti memo to the Trump era, illustrating how both parties utilize shutdowns as theatrical tools. Amidst the humor, he emphasizes human impacts like SNAP cuts and the emotional struggles of workers, making the musical a reflection on political theatre today.

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Oct 29, 2025 • 52min
How to Start Your Own Country: No Man's Land
Delve into the fascinating quirks of terra nullius, exploring unclaimed lands like Iceland and the Oklahoma Panhandle. Discover the chaotic history of Kowloon Walled City, once a dense, lawless haven. Learn about modern aspirations like Liberland, a self-proclaimed libertarian domain founded amid a territorial dispute, and the whimsical tale of North Sudan, a crowdfunded kingdom. Each story unveils the oddities of sovereignty and human ambition in places without clear governance.

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Oct 23, 2025 • 1h 20min
America's Two Angry Dads: Jefferson and Hamilton
Jeffrey Rosen, a legal scholar and president of the National Constitution Center, dives into the ideological battle between Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton. He contrasts Jefferson's vision of a rural democracy with Hamilton's push for a strong, commercial republic. Rosen discusses their differing views on governance, human nature, and corruption, revealing how their legacies shape modern politics. He also explores themes of race, slavery, and evolving interpretations of the Constitution, leaving listeners with insights into how these founders still influence today’s political landscape.

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Oct 16, 2025 • 1h 7min
The Ethics of Performing for Dictators
Turner Sparks, a stand-up comedian known for his sharp wit, and Michael Ira Kaplan, a seasoned comic and real estate expert, dive into the ethical dilemmas surrounding performances in authoritarian regimes. They tackle the Riyadh Comedy Festival controversy, debating whether comedy can promote liberal ideas despite heavy restrictions. Sparks argues against accepting gigs that may endorse oppressive governments, while Kaplan explores the role of personal ethics and the challenges comedians face when tailoring their sets under censorship.

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Oct 10, 2025 • 27min
(Sneak Peak) From Branding to the Electric Chair
Explore the chilling history of cruel and unusual punishments, from branding horse thieves to the dramatic execution of William Wallace. Discover how notions of cruelty evolved, influenced by the English Bill of Rights and America’s Eighth Amendment. Delve into why economic factors and sadistic practices shaped punishment methods, and learn about the intriguing literacy loopholes that altered offenders' fates. Uncover the distinctions between structured punishments and arbitrary torture, shedding light on how history informs contemporary interpretations of justice.
Oct 9, 2025 • 1h 44min
How Texas Blocked Pornhub
Ronnie London, general counsel at FIRE and a veteran in First Amendment litigation, dives into the impact of Texas's age verification law that led Pornhub to shut down in the state. He discusses the intricate battle of free speech against state regulations, unpacking the Free Speech Coalition's lawsuit. Topics include the Miller test for obscenity, historical court precedents, and the complexities surrounding online identity checks. London critically examines Texas's true objectives and advocates for less invasive measures over blanket restrictions.

Oct 8, 2025 • 51min
The Fight Over Gay Characters in Public Schools
Anastasia Bowden, a senior attorney at the Pacific Legal Foundation, delves into the Supreme Court case Mahmoud v. Taylor. She discusses parents’ rights to opt-out of LGBTQ materials in schools, balancing parental control with educational content. The debate on whether exposure equates to indoctrination is explored, alongside the practical challenges of implementing opt-outs. They also touch on how this ruling connects to the broader implications for parental rights in future cases, like gender-affirming care bans.

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Oct 6, 2025 • 1h 19min
Rogue Judges and Birthright Citizenship
Tim Sandefur, Vice President for Legal Affairs at the Goldwater Institute, dives deep into the ramifications of the Supreme Court ruling on universal injunctions in Trump v. Casa. He tackles what it means for federal judicial power and the implications for birthright citizenship based on the 14th Amendment. Tim and the host explore the historical context of injunctions, the definition of jurisdiction, and whether the Constitution protects citizenship rights for undocumented immigrants. With a blend of legal insight and constitutional debate, Tim offers compelling perspectives on these hot-button issues.

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Oct 1, 2025 • 1h 7min
Katie Herzog Gives Me Advice On My Drinking Problem
Katie Herzog, a writer and host of the Blocked & Reported podcast, shares insights from her book, Drink Your Way Sober. She dives into the science of naltrexone, explaining how it’s used in the Sinclair method to curb alcohol cravings. Herzog opens up about her own struggles during COVID and how this approach transformed her relationship with drinking. She emphasizes that naltrexone can help moderate drinking rather than just promoting full sobriety, offering a fresh perspective on navigating alcohol use.


