

The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
Politics minus bile plus jokes. Comedian and avowed independent Andrew Heaton interviews authors and thought leaders about policy and big thinky stuff.
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Dec 23, 2025 • 60min
Heaton and Monkey: Yuletide Spysolvers
Special Agent Monkey, portrayed by Sir Ernesto Chintilli Bridgerton Jr., teams up with Andrew Heaton in a hilarious Christmas spy adventure. They face a debauched algorithm threatening Christmas and navigate dangerous honeypots. The duo's misadventures include infiltrating a penitentiary and staging a darkly comic prison pageant. The plot thickens with a sentient auto-pen that endangers political discourse. With a surprise ally in Cedric the Christmas Horse, they hilariously thwart the conspiracy and save Snuffy's diner!

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Dec 17, 2025 • 1h 22min
Jason Pargin on Internet Addiction and Algorithmic Horror
Jason Pargin, an author and former Cracked.com editor, dives into the impact of social media on mental health and our perception of reality. He discusses his book, which features a Lyft driver embroiled in social media-induced chaos. Pargin reveals how outrage becomes a business model, driving engagement, and shares tactics to avoid burnout from algorithmic horror. He highlights the dangers of grievance narratives online, the radicalizing potential of algorithms, and ultimately expresses optimism about human cooperation amid the digital noise.

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Dec 11, 2025 • 59min
The Secret Map of Supreme Court Justices
Sarah Isgur, a senior editor at SCOTUSblog and expert on Supreme Court matters, dives into the intriguing legal battles surrounding the Trump administration's use of tariffs under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act. She elucidates why this case could redefine the separation of powers, the implications for executive authority, and the complex dynamics of judicial decision-making. Isgur also introduces a novel framework for predicting justices' behavior by mapping them into ideological blocs—insightful content for anyone curious about the future of U.S. governance.

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Dec 3, 2025 • 1h 9min
Freddie deBoer: What It's Like to Have a Mental Breakdown
Freddie deBoer, a writer and cultural critic known for his thoughtful insights on mental health, discusses his debut novel, The Mind Reels. He explains why he chose fiction to capture the raw reality of mental illness over a memoir, avoiding romanticized portrayals. Freddie delves into the nuances of mania, contrasting it with Hollywood myths, and shares his personal experiences with bipolar traits. He highlights the importance of understanding the difference between sadness and clinical depression and offers practical advice for those navigating mental health challenges.

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Nov 26, 2025 • 1h 32min
Squanto the Power Broker
Discover the real story behind Thanksgiving, filled with intrigue and betrayal. Tisquantum, or Squanto, emerges as a savvy political operator who faced enslavement, plagues, and loss. His journey back home reveals a decimated community and a world reshaped by disease. As he negotiates alliances with the Pilgrims, the feast turns into a political spectacle. Squanto's role in diplomacy showcases the clash of cultures and the complexities of property concepts. Reflect on his legacy that secured peace and the nuances of belonging.

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Nov 20, 2025 • 1h 14min
Cash for Kidneys
Jeremiah Johnson, founder of the Center for New Liberalism and host of the New Liberal podcast, advocates for living kidney donation. He reveals the staggering 100,000-person waitlist and explains why deceased donations aren’t enough. The proposed End Kidney Deaths Act offers a $10,000 yearly credit for strangers donating kidneys, potentially eliminating the waitlist. Jeremiah shares his personal donation experience, discusses the ethical implications, and highlights how financial incentives could effectively boost kidney donations, benefiting both donors and recipients.

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Nov 12, 2025 • 55min
"The Walking Dead" and Pagan Values
Tim Sandefur, Vice President for Legal Affairs at the Goldwater Institute and author of You Don't Own Me, delves into individualism and cultural critique. He discusses the cynical portrayal of society in The Walking Dead and debates whether humanity is inherently cooperative or brutish. Sandefur contrasts pagan virtues with bourgeois values, exploring why we admire heroes yet need civility. The conversation touches on moral complexity in literature and the allure of strong-man aesthetics, ultimately questioning the state of modern political discourse.

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Nov 5, 2025 • 50min
SHUTDOWN: The Musical
Clive Crispin, a theatre critic for BBC Bolton, dives into the satirical world of "Shutdown: The Musical." He shares his passion for political musicals and explores the show’s comedic take on budget collapses and furloughs. Clive highlights historical political events from the Civiletti memo to the Trump era, illustrating how both parties utilize shutdowns as theatrical tools. Amidst the humor, he emphasizes human impacts like SNAP cuts and the emotional struggles of workers, making the musical a reflection on political theatre today.

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Oct 29, 2025 • 52min
How to Start Your Own Country: No Man's Land
Delve into the fascinating quirks of terra nullius, exploring unclaimed lands like Iceland and the Oklahoma Panhandle. Discover the chaotic history of Kowloon Walled City, once a dense, lawless haven. Learn about modern aspirations like Liberland, a self-proclaimed libertarian domain founded amid a territorial dispute, and the whimsical tale of North Sudan, a crowdfunded kingdom. Each story unveils the oddities of sovereignty and human ambition in places without clear governance.

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Oct 23, 2025 • 1h 20min
America's Two Angry Dads: Jefferson and Hamilton
Jeffrey Rosen, a legal scholar and president of the National Constitution Center, dives into the ideological battle between Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton. He contrasts Jefferson's vision of a rural democracy with Hamilton's push for a strong, commercial republic. Rosen discusses their differing views on governance, human nature, and corruption, revealing how their legacies shape modern politics. He also explores themes of race, slavery, and evolving interpretations of the Constitution, leaving listeners with insights into how these founders still influence today’s political landscape.


