2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

It’s a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert gets right into the only thing on his mind at the moment: Squirting isn’t real. They talk about some weird fan interactions they’ve had and how they interact with celebrities they admire. They discuss taking chances on certain jokes, tough languages, releasing movies in China, and learning how to say very cool things in Arabic. Bert talks about how much he’s been partying during the Machine premiere, Trick Daddy, Drink Champs, and celebrities they’d love to party with.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Tim Dillon! Tim explores what his political platform would be for 2024, North Korean way of life, and what murder feels like, allegedly, and the Austin serial killer. They discuss wildly inappropriate politicians, Tim’s new book, and how horrible cruises are. They discuss accommodations for fat people, trans racial folks, and Tim Dillon’s incredible ability for creating great content.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert's movie "The Machine" just came out and you should go see it in theatres! They talk about the making of the movie, Tom surprising Bert at the premiere, fun stories about working with Iva Babić, Mark Hamill, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mark Wahlberg. Bert recalls how good some famous people at the premiere were great at interacting with people, and how it's completely different from Joe Rogan's energy, there own energy and Jason Mamoa. And we wrap up with people flubbing Bert's last name and Drink Champshttps://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura is here to talk to his guest bear, American professional stock car racer who competes full time in the NASCAR Cup Series driving the #12 Ford Mustang for Team Penske, Ryan Blaney! Tom learns about how Ryan got into pro racing, Ryan learns about Tom’s love of cars, and Ryan shares some hilarious Michael Jordan stories. Ryan shares the differences between the different skill levels of racing, racer Josh Williams who walked across the track in protest, touring routines, Talladega Nights, and how they hung out in Daytona at the Indy 500. They discuss the typical fitness level of a NASCAR driver, they talk about some of their favorite street legal cars,https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go watch The Machine in theaters starting May 26th! Go to http://TheMachine.Movie to find showtimes near you.It’s 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear, cult classic director, producer and podcaster, Kevin Smith! The bears discuss the business of podcasting, how Kevin experimented with live shows, and The Machine. They talk about a new chapter of Hollywood, Ben Affleck, and Kevin opens up about his recent mental breakdown. They share insights about workaholism, family life overlapping with their work, pop tarts, doing cocaine on accident and heart attacks.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go see Ryan Sickler's new standup comedy special "Lefty's Son" Available on YouTube now: https://youtu.be/AXGHgyr2MNAGet the Eazy E Sleep Mask here: https://store.ymhstudios.com/collections/newest-products/products/eazy-e-had-aids-sleepmaskIt's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear, comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! They talk about how wild the stories on Sickler's patreon is, discuss sex parties and share their most embarrassing sports moments. They share wild stories of Larry Bird talking trash, the Dream Team, and OJ Simpson. They talk about famous athletes with AIDs, freak athletes, trade coach stories and discuss athletes who smoke and party.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave Bert Kreischer welcomes guest bear Jim Jefferies! They discuss serial killers, Australia, and a having a bad sense of smell. They discuss Brad Pitt, Austin Butler, Tom Holland and accents. They discuss Jim’s new TV show and try to see how well Bert would do on it. They discuss the Royal Family, the comedy terrorist, top tier American and foreign comedians, and Jimmy Carr’s attempted cancelation. They also discuss controversial current events, Jim’s comedy, Jim’s Dad and Australian legend Shane Warne.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Yannis Pappas on this week’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss the old times, speeding, homelessness, exclusivity and wait for things, their experiences in therapy, and how Yannis is cheating on his therapists, and very cool guys Greg Hardy, Ray Rice, Woody Allen, and Bernie Madoff. Yannis also shares the story of how he got shot, and his experience recovering from it.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s another classic episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer. Bert is trying to update his wardrobe, how much weight change affects looks, and if it has the potential to change a fat comedian’s act. Tom injects Bert with (doctor prescribed) testosterone, the discuss what tattoos they’re going to get on their newly ripped bodies, and how jacked some athletes used to be. They discuss plane crashes, health and longevity,https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are updating our channel memberships! You now get more content for the same low prices! Become a member today by clicking the join button above or going here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/joinWelcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Big Jay Oakerson! Go check out his new comedy special “Dog Belly” on YouTube right now! Tom and Jay talk about the chaotic Ari Shaffir, the shameless Bert Kreischer, and the confident Kevin Hart. They trade stories about TSA encounters, Jay shares stories about coming up with Kevin Hart, getting broken up with and getting caught cheating. They talk about standup comedy, writing, New Faces in Montreal, and the worst intros comedians have brought them on stage with.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices