2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Make Hollywood Fun Again w/ Kevin Smith | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 186
May 22, 2023
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Introduction
00:00 • 2min
The Most Egregious Thing the Man Ever Fucking Did
02:29 • 2min
Zack and Mary Makeup Porno
04:08 • 2min
How to Start a Podcast Game
06:03 • 2min
The Importance of Owning Your Own House
07:56 • 3min
The Importance of Podcasting
11:08 • 3min
The Fucking Owen Brothers
14:13 • 2min
How to Buy Tickets to Your Favorite Events
15:55 • 3min
The Last Loud and the Movie Theater
18:57 • 2min
How Much Did You Spend on Clerks?
20:50 • 3min
Jason Lee's First Movie
23:40 • 2min
How to Talk After a Movie
25:29 • 2min
The Importance of Being a Composer
27:13 • 3min
How to Make Money as a Solo Fucking Act
30:16 • 2min
How to Start a Podcast
31:55 • 5min
The Machine Is in Theaters
36:38 • 3min
The Tammy Ami Trail
39:18 • 2min
The Impromptu Theater in Tampa
41:37 • 2min
The Life and Times of My Father
44:01 • 2min
The Importance of Fucking
45:46 • 2min
The Fucking Movie That Earned the Most at Smod Castle Cinemas
47:41 • 2min
The Movie Is Based on the Russian Mafia
49:12 • 2min
The Simpsons and the Simpsons
51:19 • 2min
The Story of Kelly Boyder
53:40 • 2min
The One Piece of Advice That Tom Zagura Has Not Been Helpful With
56:05 • 3min
The Importance of Promoting
58:50 • 3min
The Machine
01:01:23 • 2min
The Fucking Los Angeles Thing
01:03:33 • 3min
Randy Newman's Fucking Way
01:06:25 • 2min
The Unplanned Premiere of Magnolia
01:08:28 • 2min
How to Be a Great Actor
01:10:20 • 2min
How to Be a Successful Actor
01:12:15 • 2min
Whiplash: A Fucking Movie
01:13:53 • 2min
The Top Five Movie Stars of All Time
01:15:29 • 2min
The Biggest Action Star We've Ever Had
01:17:26 • 2min
Conan the Barbarian
01:19:21 • 2min
Jersey Girl: The Snyder Cut
01:21:16 • 4min
How I Helped a Movie Get Made
01:25:18 • 2min
Michael Keaton's Batman
01:27:23 • 2min
The Fucking Reason Why I Love Celebrities
01:29:41 • 2min
The Sock on My Cock
01:31:21 • 4min
Mickey Rourke, Heineken, Cadillac DTS, and Leather Pants
01:34:54 • 1min
The Importance of Being a Grown Up
01:36:24 • 2min
The Importance of Credibility
01:38:25 • 2min
The Fucking House
01:40:13 • 2min
The Life and Times of Ben Affleck
01:42:41 • 4min
Terence Trent Darby's Net Worth
01:46:21 • 2min
How to Get Your Net Worth Done
01:47:56 • 2min
Weed Free for 16 Weeks
01:50:02 • 4min
The 10 Facets of My Personality
01:53:47 • 2min
The Responsibility of Being a Chief Breadwinner
01:55:30 • 3min
The Importance of Fucking
01:58:15 • 5min
How to Surrender the Wheel to Authentic You
02:03:00 • 2min
How to Make Your Dream Come True
02:05:11 • 3min
Sierra Tucson: The Place Saved My Fucking Life
02:08:33 • 2min
The Importance of Staying Relevant
02:10:18 • 2min
The Importance of Dreams
02:11:58 • 2min
The Importance of Being Mindful
02:13:46 • 2min
The Machine Borrows From Burt
02:15:42 • 2min
The History of Pop Tarts
02:18:10 • 2min
The History of Pop Tarts
02:20:25 • 2min
How to Be a Vegan
02:22:06 • 3min
How to Be a Vegan
02:24:49 • 2min
The Importance of Being Vegan
02:26:45 • 2min
The Importance of Going to a Cardiologist
02:29:05 • 2min
The Importance of Getting a CT Scan
02:31:08 • 2min
The Truth About Fucking Hardship
02:32:43 • 2min
How to Sell a Movie in Jersey
02:34:47 • 2min
The Fucking Machine
02:36:26 • 2min
How to Make Hollywood Fun Again
02:38:13 • 2min