2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer The Monarchy Sucks w/ Jim Jefferies | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 184
May 8, 2023
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Introduction
00:00 • 2min
The Dharma of Brain Donation
01:46 • 2min
The Importance of Killing Gay Guys
03:45 • 2min
Perth: A Throwback to the 90s
05:54 • 2min
Tim Ferriss and the Death of Michael Hutchins
07:26 • 2min
The Importance of a Good Sense of Smell
09:08 • 2min
The Smell of Brad Pitt
10:40 • 2min
The Best Brad Pitt Story
12:19 • 2min
The Importance of Customized Suits
13:54 • 2min
The Importance of Fitting Your Dad Perfectly
16:07 • 2min
How to Balance Your Life With Yourself
17:59 • 3min
Austin Butler: The Next Lad
21:20 • 2min
Tom Holland's Spider-Man
23:15 • 2min
The Importance of Keeping Your American Down
24:47 • 2min
The 1% Club
26:53 • 2min
How to Fuck a Game Show
28:49 • 2min
How to Be a Successful Comedian on MGM Rewards
30:29 • 5min
How Many Times Does the Letter a Appear in the Numbers From 1 to 99?
35:13 • 2min
How to Be a Better Person
37:24 • 2min
Ten Thousand Dollars
39:08 • 2min
The Problem With a Hundred Thousand Dollars
40:42 • 2min
The First Number That When Spelled Out Has Its Letters in Alphabetic Order
43:10 • 2min
The Red Light Game
44:50 • 2min
The Queen's Coronation
46:39 • 3min
Prince William's 21st Birthday
49:43 • 2min
The Fucking Epic Story
51:52 • 2min
The Queen's Story of Public Relations
53:46 • 3min
The First Person to Deal With Social Media
56:42 • 3min
The Hell That I've Had With Sunscreen
59:51 • 3min
How to Tour the UK
01:02:47 • 2min
The Greatest Thing I've Ever Doed
01:04:19 • 2min
The Dangers of Being Offended
01:06:14 • 2min
The Pro-Abortion Joke in My New Special
01:07:47 • 2min
How to Write a Shark Attack Joke
01:09:32 • 2min
The Top 10 Comics of All Time
01:11:38 • 2min
The Importance of Humor
01:13:42 • 2min
The Top 10 Comics Working
01:15:27 • 2min
Jimmy's Joke About the Gypsys
01:17:17 • 2min
The Blind Spot to Real Racism
01:19:12 • 4min
The Outrage of Suicide
01:23:15 • 2min
The Cowards Way Out of Suicide
01:25:31 • 2min
The Importance of Speaking Out
01:27:18 • 2min
The Utopian Society of People Not Giving a Fuck
01:28:56 • 2min
The Importance of Trans People
01:31:08 • 2min
The Importance of Transition
01:32:42 • 2min
The Importance of Respecting the Shooter
01:34:38 • 2min
The Dangers of Being a Left Wing Comedian
01:36:44 • 2min
The Best Comedy of All
01:39:01 • 2min
The Importance of a Strong Name
01:40:45 • 2min
How to Be a Good Cricketer
01:42:26 • 3min
The History of Nighttime Cricket
01:45:54 • 2min
The Most Desired Thing in an Australian Sport
01:48:08 • 3min
The Bloody Club's Fucking Meat Platter
01:51:01 • 2min
The Importance of Being a Guest on Network Television
01:52:37 • 2min
Mrs. B's Clearance and Outlet
01:54:44 • 2min