The Most Desired Thing in an Australian Sport

The hat that the Australians have to wear, called the baggy green. You only get one your whole lifetime. And by the end of your career, if you're an oboe, they look like tattered bits of fucking mess on the top of these people's heads. It's a monstrosity. Only, you got to play for Australia. The only people who get them. For real. That's the most coveted thing in an Australian sport. Now maybe if you blew half a million on eBay, you might be able to pick one up. But it wouldn't be cheap. I'll get you one for your birthday, won't you? All right, I'm going